Evil Angel

Rating: FOUR "Two Great Things That Go Great Together" BUSTED NUTS


When VIN sent me this one I thought, "this is gonna felch--I hate these lame-o 'fetish' flicks, where some chick spends her time, and mine, sucking toes or pulling her panties up her butt crack or something dumb. Fuck, this quote is going on way too long. I guess it's all me talking anyway. Whatever. I never got the hang of fucking quotation marks."


HALEY PAIGE'S BOOBS ARE SCHEDULED TO BE BANGED AT 0600. THAT IS, RIGHT AFTER A WHOLE LOT OF ASS FUCKING

Anyway, titty fucking is one of those things that sounds good when you are really, really high and you took Viagra and you are getting ready to disappoint some super-stacked vixen that you will probably never see again and who probably has a big mean hairy husband anyway. The problem is, it doesn't even come close to living up to the expectation. Chicks have THREE really good places to bury your dick, and between the knockers isn't one of them. Really, you can't beat tight, wet snatch. Tha pooper is good if you've done too much alkaloid (good for you, not her) or if she's really a man (I'm talking to you XTRA) and the mouth is nice as a teaser or if you are in a car or something. Or if she's a man (XTRA? XTRA!) But I rate fucking the baby-feeders about on par with a spitty double-handed baseball-bat cock jerking hand job, and I've never seen a movie made about that.

Luckily this movie doesn't waste all it's time on tit-fucking. There are plenty of other things to enjoy, a little girl-on-girl, some anal, ATM and other things sprinkled around. I was fucking dusted when I watched this and I didn't feel so hot--last week I went swimming in one of those underground rivers in Mexico where it seems like it's raining bat shit and I was so high on all this peyote that I drank a shitload of water, but even with that, I fucking beat my meat like it was SuperMario World on "easy."

So unless you are some burned-out perv who can't get it up unless you are looking at an amputee in latex ramming an electrode up the ass of a fat transvestite riding a donkey (SAL), this little gem will fill the bill for something to watch while you twist your nads into a sticky mess. Good luck with that. -- YOZA

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