AND IF THE NIGGER DON'T WIN, WE ALL JUMP IN

Since VINNIE & the rest of the varsity team are gone to AVN right now and have left us, the Wood Riding JV team to take over this week we've decided to do what we do best. Cruise ye ol' webski looking for the shit that we like the mostest and that would be

A) sluts
B) fighting
and finally
3) sluts fighting sluts

It adds the usual thrill of seeing sluts that'd suck you off for a 40 and a cig to the unusual thrill of seeing them slapping the shit out of each other over, we imagine, some dispute arising from the misappropriation of aforementioned 40 and/or cig.

It's like JERRY SPRINGER but without all the fag talk about FEELINGS.

So...forthwith.

OUR BEST BATTLIN' BITCHES BREW

1) BackYard Brawl
2) BackYard Brawl 2 (amber vs. madison)
3) BackYard Brawl 3 (girl pulls out a knife and gets an ass woopin)
4) Bjork Kicks Some Bitches' Ass
5) Race Relations At Their Finest

This shit is so hot our cocks are literally, collectively (though it should be noted IN SEPARATE ROOMS), fucking hard like rocks. Can we get phone numbers for some of these bitches?

Jesus.

We are: in LOVE.