MEN IN PAIN? AND THAT AIN'T HALF THE STORY.

WE'D BE GUESSING, BASED ON WHAT WE KNOW HAPPENS NEXT, THAT WE COULD USE A LITTLE OF SUCHLIKE "PAIN"

There are some sites that make you laugh. And then there are some sites that make you laugh and laugh. And finally there are some sites that make you laugh so fucking hard that you truly believe that there will be little option for escape outside of a good pants crap.

This is such a site.

Men In Pain? Jesus Christ. Wasn't that that Australian band from the '80s? Men In Pain!!! You want fucking men in pain? I'll show you some men in pain. How about this: the men who thought it made sense to not pay our dear friend Mr. DeLuca the $14Gs he was owed for services rendered? Or what about thems that thought it amusing to not pay our close and personal associate Ciccio the money he won on Boston winning the World Series?

You see, these are true and accurate renderings of men in pain. Men in pain, crawling around the carpet trying to locate whatever teeth they had left subsequent to our social calls. Men in pain at not having enough to pay the goddamned rent because he had to pay it all to us to keep his fingers on his body. THESE are the men we were hoping to see.

Instead, we got some San Francisco art students getting blowjobs from some other San Francisco art students/hot bitch "sex workers" who will own SUVs and vote Republican before the decade is out.

We won't be fucking fooled.

If this is pain, gimme gimme gimme.