A 55-year-old truck driver from Chicago cut off his penis at the Flying J Truck Stop in Clearbrook — though investigators are not sure how long it happened before rescue crews arrived. Deputies said they arrived Tuesday morning and found the man with blood on his hands, Frederick County Sheriff’s Office Capt. John Heflin said. Maj. Robert C. Eckman said the man, whose name and trucking company is not being released, had been staying in his truck at the Flying J since Friday. “The trucker used a knife to cut off his penis, then wrapped it in a plastic bag, and put it in a Dumpster near his truck," Eckman said. OH, well...