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	News Archive SOMETHING ELSE WE SHOULDA THOUGHT OF A 15-year-old girl told a jury yesterday that Hector Ayala, 59, a man she once considered family, tricked her into having sex by saying that it would ward off misfortune and help make wishes come true. The girl is the third to testify at trial that Ayala, who is charged... Posted in skull_weblog on July 3, 2009 11:56 PM Comments: 0 *ALL THIS AND* A BAG OF FUCKING CHIPS!!! A woman, a saint some would say, was fined $1,142 after pleading no contest to prostitution charges after she was accused of accepting a box of chips for sex. Police said they arrested 36-year-old Lahoma Sue Smith in southeast Oklahoma City after finding her in her car with a man... Posted in skull_weblog on June 29, 2009 08:06 PM Comments: 0 DOING THE TIME, THE CRIME & THE COOCH North Chicago's "Officer of the Year" pummeled and seriously injured Waukegan's police chief after finding him in his estranged wife's home. Officer Carl Sain was charged with felony aggravated battery following the altercation in Waukegan, which left Police Chief Artis Yancey with several broken bones in his face, Lake County... Posted in skull_weblog on June 24, 2009 11:33 PM Comments: 0 GOOGLE = BAD! BAD GOOGLE!!! Dutch police have arrested twin brothers on suspicion of robbery after their alleged victim spotted a picture of them following him on Google's Street View map application, a spokesman said Friday. Paul Heidanus, a police spokesman in the town of Groningen, said he believed it was the first time Street... Posted in skull_weblog on June 22, 2009 11:38 PM Comments: 0 IF TAPING U IS WRONG, WE DON'T WANNA B RIGHT A man convicted of 15 felony counts of videotaping himself having sex with his girlfriends without their consent will have to serve 4 years of probation and undergo psychological and sex-offender assessment. Dane County Assistant District Attorney Doug McLean said he was "surprised" and "puzzled" that William C. Workman, 45,... Posted in skull_weblog on June 15, 2009 05:09 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME IS IN LOVE!!! AGAIN!!! TODAY. A 29-year-old Plover woman who was talking on a cell phone and driving without pants was charged with drunken driving following a crash in the town of Port Edwards, according to the Wood County Sheriff's Department. Jessica Jackson, who was driving her pickup truck east on Highway 54 just before... Posted in skull_weblog on June 10, 2009 08:07 PM Comments: 0 AND SKULLGAME SPOTS A REVENUE STREAM.... Bobbi Davis is looking for male prostitutes to help expand the clientele at the Shady Lady Ranch, her brothel 150 miles north of Las Vegas. "We've had requests for men before," she said. But the 25 legal brothels scattered throughout Nevada are staffed by women and cater to men. However,... Posted in skull_weblog on June 8, 2009 08:19 PM Comments: 0 ASS. HOLE. The owner of the Syracuse Antique Exchange, on North Salina Street, found several plastic bags filled with more than $250,000 in cash Friday evening, Syracuse police said. The store normally closes at 5 p.m. on Fridays, but the business was open late for a charity event, said owner and... Posted in skull_weblog on June 3, 2009 11:04 PM Comments: 0 SHE'D HAVE GOTTEN AROUND TO IT EVENTUALLY A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday. After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced... Posted in skull_weblog on June 1, 2009 12:38 AM Comments: 0 FLORIDA AGAIN? NOT A SINGLE COCK IS SURPRISED When cops wanted to question a teacher about an affair with an 8th-grader, she was out of town -- at Disney World. With the student. Upon her return, 32-year-old Maria Guzman Hernandez, a 6th-grade teacher at Hialeah's Our Lady of Charity, admitted to police she'd had sex with the 15-year-old.... Posted in skull_weblog on May 29, 2009 10:57 PM Comments: 0 WE, TOO, BLAME SOCIETY. AND RUBBER. Police said a man arrested for slashing the tires of nearly 50 vehicles blamed his mother, radiation and braces for the spree. Officers arrested 31-year-old man last Thursday on suspicion of criminal mischief and carrying a concealed weapon. Police say one officer spotted the suspect crouched behind a police SUV... Posted in skull_weblog on May 27, 2009 12:16 AM Comments: 0 US TOO!!!!! The U.S. Attorney's Office has dropped charges against a New Mexico man accused of arranging over the Internet to meet an underage girl for sex after his attorney argued that the stress of the case could kill him. At the request of prosecutors, District Judge Clark Waddoups dismissed the case... Posted in skull_weblog on May 22, 2009 09:25 PM Comments: 0 A PRIEST WHO IS NOT A FLAMING FAG? NOOO... A priest will be sentenced June 4 after pleading no contest to disorderly conduct stemming from an indecent exposure complaint filed by a waitress. Who is also a, slut. The Rev. Roger Knapp, 57, pastor of St. Victor Catholic Church, was accused of fondling himself at Amigo's Restaurant. Knapp told... Posted in skull_weblog on May 18, 2009 09:21 PM Comments: 0 A HERPES-LADEN SLUT ON THE HERPES WARPATH! A La Porte woman with herpes sued thedirty.com for telling the world she has herpes. The woman, a 27-year-old paralegal slut with herpes whose name is being withheld, said she doesn't know how many people saw a posting about her that was removed after her attorney sent a letter. "It's... Posted in skull_weblog on May 11, 2009 03:15 AM Comments: 0 STUPID, STUPID, STUPID BOY.... A 10-year-old boy picking up litter in Alton, N.H., found a backpack stuffed with more than $8,000 cash. Arie Johnston, of Dover, was helping his grandmother with her town's annual roadside cleanup when he spotted the burned backpack Saturday. He told Foster's Daily Democrat his first thought was that someone... Posted in skull_weblog on May 8, 2009 12:57 AM Comments: 0 DRUNK RUSSKY EATS SOAP, GETS ARRESTED. NONE SURPRISED. United Airlines diverted a recent flight bound for London after an incoherent and disruptive passenger, apparently woozy from a combination of pills, alcohol and lavatory hand soap, yes, LAVATORY HAND SOAP, allegedly tried to bite a flight attendant in the leg. Galina Rusanova, a British citizen, was charged with interference... Posted in skull_weblog on May 6, 2009 11:02 AM Comments: 0 SINCE WHEN CAN'T RETARDS SUCK EACH OTHER OFF?!? A Lee County school employee who officials say was browsing the Internet while two special needs students engaged in sexual acts is being considered for termination. Thomas McCoy, an educational support employee with the district since 1998, was suspended with pay in January pending a hearing examining his actions when... Posted in skull_weblog on May 4, 2009 10:19 AM Comments: 0 SINCE WHEN CAN'T RETARDS SUCK EACH OTHER OFF?!? A Lee County school employee who officials say was browsing the Internet while two special needs students engaged in sexual acts is being considered for termination. Thomas McCoy, an educational support employee with the district since 1998, was suspended with pay in January pending a hearing examining his actions when... Posted in skull_weblog on May 4, 2009 10:19 AM Comments: 0 SET WILLIAM THIGPEN, AND HIS COCK, FREE!!! A woman has filed a lawsuit against Chuck E Cheese, claiming the beloved mouse character at a child-theme restaurant tried to fuck the shit out of her. Jennifer Sorbello, 22, filed the suit in St. Louis County Circuit Court, accusing a man dressed in the mascot costume, William Thigpen, of... Posted in skull_weblog on May 1, 2009 05:51 AM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME IS IN LOVE!!! AGAIN!!! Police have arrested a woman they said used a Utah Highway Patrol trooper's Taser on him. Lisa Parker, 41, was booked into the Salt Lake County jail for investigation of aggravated assault, interference with an arresting officer and unauthorized control of a motor vehicle. Authorities said a Utah Highway Patrol... Posted in skull_weblog on April 29, 2009 06:30 AM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME THINK TANK STYLE!!! A teen allegedly broke into cars to raise money to pay a lawyer to defend him on other charges. A criminal complaint said a resident caught the teen inside his Chevrolet Camaro in his garage about 4:30 a.m. April 16 and tackled him and held him for police. Officers found... Posted in skull_weblog on April 27, 2009 06:28 AM Comments: 0 GOLF HO'S & BALL WASHERS: A GOOD GAME GOES BAD Two women, Karen Rutherford, 32, and Michelle Segall, 27, have been accused of running a prostitution business out of a Prairie Village, Kansas house. Attracting clientele by posting racy ads online for massage services, the pair also allegedly danced for men at the local golf course and used golf events... Posted in skull_weblog on April 22, 2009 10:28 PM Comments: 0 WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH FLORIDA?** Ten teenagers from the Florida Keys were arrested Wednesday after detectives confiscated a videotape of a 16-year-old runaway girl having sex with a 19-year-old man as another man is "directing," according to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office. Seven other teens made comments about "making a porn" as they watched the... Posted in skull_weblog on April 20, 2009 04:43 PM Comments: 0 ANOTHER CRAZY FUCKING MUSLIM? YOU DON'T SAY. An unemployed chemist was jailed Tuesday for spraying a mix of urine and feces on food, wine and children's books in several British stores. Sahnoun Daifallah was sentenced to nine years in prison after being found guilty of four counts of contaminating goods. The 42-year-old Algerian carried a mix of... Posted in skull_weblog on April 15, 2009 11:07 PM Comments: 0 SO CLOSE, YET SO GODDAMNED FAR....... Police in northeast Ohio said a man who cut a hole in a ceiling and lowered himself into a pharmacy with a television cable like some kind of crazy James Bond character foiled his plan to steal drugs when he unknowingly set off a motion detector. Sheffield Lake police Capt.... Posted in skull_weblog on April 13, 2009 08:30 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME'S IN LOVE Tammy Webb, a Union County woman, is in jail under a $150,000 bond after being arrested THREE times in SIX days for "allegedly" driving under the influence. The 43-year-old from Milford Center is not accused of driving drunk; all her blood-alcohol tests were negative. But police officers, who charged Webb... Posted in skull_weblog on April 10, 2009 11:09 PM Comments: 0 THE HELL THEY DON'T!!! Flying and oral sex don't mix, a judge ruled Tuesday as he upheld the Federal Aviation Administration's decision to revoke the license of a pilot who let a busty blonde woman perform a sex act on him as he flew her around San Diego. The FAA took the action earlier... Posted in skull_weblog on April 8, 2009 11:57 PM Comments: 0 *THIS IS A CRIME?!?!?* Faced with eviction, a man allegedly pulled down his pants and dared his landlord to "Take a picture of this, you (expletive deleted)." So the landlord did. Harold Dean Jones said that a man landed residency in a rental trailer on Carriage Court by recommendation from a preacher. But the... Posted in skull_weblog on April 6, 2009 12:43 AM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME CALLS THIS 'FRIDAY' As Mauricio Caldera raced along Florida's Turnpike with cops in tow, he reportedly threw a cell phone, money, vehicle parts, clothes, a digital camera, a black pouch and his license out the window. The Monday afternoon pursuit, which reached speeds of 120 mph and involved Florida Highway Patrol and Sheriff's... Posted in skull_weblog on April 3, 2009 07:46 PM Comments: 0 SOUNDS LIKE DINNER AT THE LA VELLAS! The fundraising idea may seem a little nuts, but Oakdale's annual Testicle Festival is always a big hit. On Monday, volunteers with the town's Rotary Club plan to fry up 400 pounds of the private parts of bulls and serve them to diners who pay $50 apiece for the sit-down... Posted in skull_weblog on March 30, 2009 08:22 PM Comments: 0 AHHH....LIKE FATHER, LIKE SKULLGAME SON... A 14-year-old Saginaw boy has been charged with strong-arm robbery and assault in juvenile court after he pushed a woman and broke her cell phone while taking a walk naked with a large white poodle in Hart Township Monday, police say. Lt. Craig Mast of the Oceana County Sheriff's Office... Posted in skull_weblog on March 23, 2009 05:40 PM Comments: 0 *CORRECTION: IT BELONGED TO THE DEAD* HOOKER An Ocala man was arrested Sunday afternoon, although he reportedly told Marion County sheriffs deputies the crack cocaine they found in a gum wrapper must have belonged to a prostitute he picked up the night before. David Gaskins, 38, was charged with cocaine possession, according to a Sheriff's Office report.... Posted in skull_weblog on March 18, 2009 08:16 PM Comments: 0 "I'M OUT OF ORDER? YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!" An Allen Township man accused of driving drunk wore a Coors Light sweatshirt to court today and offered a novel defense. The law doesn't apply to him, Scott A. Witmer said, because he is a "sovereign man. It means I live inside myself," Witmer, 44, told a curious Judge Leonard... Posted in skull_weblog on March 16, 2009 10:08 PM Comments: 0 THE MARTIAL ART OF DRUNKEN COCK A man accused of walking out of his home naked, then challenging his neighbors to a karate fight pleaded guilty to charges of indecent exposure in court. The charges filed against Gary Jones, 47, are considered a misdemeanor of the first degree since three of those who saw him naked... Posted in skull_weblog on March 11, 2009 11:20 PM Comments: 0 IN SAN FRAN? A GODDAMNED CIVIC PERK!!! A woman faces a felony charge for posting an ex-boyfriend's profile on Craigslist without his knowledge/consent. The ad was placed under "casual encounters," and indicated the man wanted other men to call him at work and "talk dirty to him." Kari A. Heath, 20, was charged this week in Eau... Posted in skull_weblog on March 9, 2009 05:29 PM Comments: 0 AND HE DIDN'T WORK AT SKULLGAME? A 58-year-old Wal-Mart employee who said he "couldn't take it anymore" lit himself on fire in a parking lot near the store where he worked late Thursday night and was later pronounced dead at a hospital. His son said when his father went to work last night nothing seemed out... Posted in skull_weblog on March 2, 2009 07:13 PM Comments: 0 WE'RE GOING TO KANSAS CITY. KANSAS CITY HERE WE COME Police and medical examiners who thought a man died of natural causes changed their minds after bullet holes were found in his head. The Kansas City Star reported that three bullet wounds -- two of them in Anthony Crockett's head -- were noticed after the man's body was embalmed. The... Posted in skull_weblog on February 27, 2009 11:55 PM Comments: 0 SUNDAY: SKULLGAME STYLE! Going to church brought no peace to a man Tasered by police as he stood in the nude in 27-degree weather. A funeral Mass was being held inside St. Mary of the Assumption Catholic Church when police received 911 calls about a naked man Friday morning. Sgt. Gordon Cameron said... Posted in skull_weblog on February 23, 2009 08:39 PM Comments: 0 WHEN FOURSOMES ATTACK! WITH KNIVES! After two days of sex-filled testimony about a foursome in Cottage Grove that ended with a fight among the two males, a Dane County jury Wednesday night found Daniel Dinga not guilty of second-degree reckless endangerment and substantial battery for injuries he inflicted on Cesar Salinas. Jurors deliberated for about... Posted in skull_weblog on February 20, 2009 12:48 AM Comments: 0 THE CURSE OF THE SMALL PEE PEE PILL A Port St. Lucie man's attempt to swipe "male enhancement tablets" from a Wal-Mart Supercenter ended with a trip to jail instead. Veroy Omar Chin, 29, got a trip to jail recently after trying to abscond with Extenze Male Enhancement tablets. A loss prevention worker spied Chin as he selected... Posted in skull_weblog on February 16, 2009 05:19 PM Comments: 0 BLACK HISTORY MONTH: THE CELEBRATION CONTINUES Decked out in a purple suit coat and purple shoes, David B. Johnson appeared before a judge in the Markham courthouse last month on his 13th charge of driving on a suspended license. At that Jan. 23 hearing, Judge Christopher Donnelly sentenced Johnson to 10 days in jail beginning Feb.... Posted in skull_weblog on February 9, 2009 06:39 PM Comments: 0 FAKED OUT INTO FACEBOOK FAGGOTRY? A former New Berlin Eisenhower student was accused Wednesday of a pattern of manipulation and deception using the social networking site Facebook to coerce male schoolmates into sexual encounters. Anthony R. Stancl, 18, posing as a female on Facebook, persuaded at least 31 boys to send him naked pictures of... Posted in skull_weblog on February 6, 2009 12:13 AM Comments: 0 NICE TRY #213: THE ART OF THE BIG DUMP A tourist who was believed to have drowned in Daytona Beach was found alive in North Carolina almost 20 years after he faked his death. Bennie Harden Wint, 49, of South Carolina, vanished in the ocean in 1989 shortly after getting engaged. His fiancee was on the beach when he... Posted in skull_weblog on February 2, 2009 09:03 PM Comments: 0 WHEN A COP LOVES SKULLGAME A LITTLE TOO MUCH A Brewster cop is on paid administrative leave after "allegedly" urinating on a fellow music-lover at a Metallica concert in Boston then refusing to leave when security guards ejected him for disorderly conduct. A Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority Police report from that night identifies police officer Joseph Houston, 29, as... Posted in skull_weblog on January 28, 2009 11:35 PM Comments: 0 FUCKING WITH THE FAT MAN: A PRIMER Trading barbs in a buffet line almost led to a tiff late last week at the Old County Buffet, but the sprouting dispute ended when a friend of one of the parties intervened, only to be arrested for waving a knife around. Madison police tentatively charged Faith A. Simer, 19,... Posted in skull_weblog on January 26, 2009 05:10 PM Comments: 0 LOVE IS A MANY SPLENDOURED STRANGLING THING A woman who put plastic wrap over her husband's face and hit him with a dumbbell to shut him up was sentenced to four months in Waukesha County's work-release jail with five years of probation. Valentina Grenader cracked on Oct. 24 under the "strain" of living for years with an... Posted in skull_weblog on January 21, 2009 12:19 AM Comments: 0 WHAT WOULD JESUS' PENIS DO? Columbus vice detectives monitoring online discussions among clients of prostitutes for years have noticed a man posting under the names "Sullivant Guy," "Broad Street Guy," "Toby" and "God O Thunder." The man, like many others on the sites, would trade info about street hos and online escorts. He would recommend... Posted in skull_weblog on January 19, 2009 11:25 PM Comments: 0 DO NOT ASK FOR WHOM THE CRAP TOLLS A 31-year-old woman on Wednesday found a likely unwelcome surprise on her porch -- a human bowel movement with an "overwhelming" stench, according to a police report released Thursday. The victim told investigators the doorbell to her home in the 700 block of Beach Court rang, and she saw a... Posted in skull_weblog on January 12, 2009 04:07 PM Comments: 0 IF IT'S GOT TEETH? IT BITES! A 27-year-old Deltona woman, Charris Bowers, was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery for biting her husband's penis Saturday. She told authorities that she did it because she did not want to have sex with her husband. A judge released her on her own recognizance Sunday without bail. Apparently, the... Posted in skull_weblog on January 7, 2009 09:18 PM Comments: 0 LOVE IS DEAD! LUST LIVES! NEWS AT GODDAMNED 11. Lost that loving feeling? Scientists have used brain scans to study how long love lasts between couples, discovering that people CAN have a love that lasts a lifetime. Researchers at Stony Brook University in New York have discovered a SMALL number of couples respond with as much passion after 20... Posted in skull_weblog on January 5, 2009 05:56 PM Comments: 0 I'M A NUDE BITCH. NOW PAY ME. FOR BEING A NUDE BITCH. Melissa J. Berry doesn't mind prancing around in public in her underwear. But the 24-year-old "model" and lingerie football league player draws the line at an ex - a safe dating expert - posting nude photos of her online. Berry sued her ex Mark C. Dawson in Hillsborough County Court,... Posted in skull_weblog on December 29, 2008 08:16 PM Comments: 0 BATHROOM SEX, LAWYERS, FISTFIGHTS, XMAS EVE! Police say allegations of sex in the women's restroom at SideBern's, a pricey Tampa restaurant, prompted a rolling fistfight and, later in the parking lot, the arrest of a lawyer who tried too hard to get involved. Around 11 p.m. Saturday Aimee Marie Dias, 35, said she walked into the... Posted in skull_weblog on December 24, 2008 09:11 AM Comments: 0 TEXT BOOK DEFINITION: TESTY. The parents of two Mansfield sixth-graders who told authorities that a school bus driver pulled a knife on them are relieved that the man was arrested Friday. "I don't like the fact it's taken two days before he is arrested, but at least my daughter has witnessed some measure of... Posted in skull_weblog on December 22, 2008 10:36 AM Comments: 0 OR WILL HE?!?! The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child's full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance. Heath Campbell and his wife, Deborah, are upset not only with the decision made by the Greenwich ShopRite, but with an... Posted in skull_weblog on December 17, 2008 11:32 PM Comments: 0 AND YES: WE ARE IN DEEP & ABIDING LOVE... A man called police on Wednesday night after he came home from work and spotted an intoxicated woman drinking a beer on the roof of his home. The 28-year-old woman was taken into custody after she refused to get down and leave. The police report said the woman agreed to... Posted in skull_weblog on December 15, 2008 08:52 PM Comments: 0 BUSH IN BUSH'S AMERICA TAKES A HIT. IN THE ASS. How bad are things around the Motor City? So bad that even Jon Jon's Cabaret is offering half-off deals. The topless club in the suburb of Warren -- where General Motors and Chrysler employ upward of 20,000 people -- cut the cost of a table dance in half, from $20... Posted in skull_weblog on December 12, 2008 12:25 AM Comments: 0 GODDAMNED RIGHT WE'RE HOT FOR TEACHER! An Old Bridge High School drama teacher was arrested today on charges she had a sexual relationship with a male student that started in February. Lisa Glide, 35, of Hotentite Township, Monmouth County, faces a second-degree charges of sexual assault and child endangerment, Prosecutor Bruce Kaplan said in a statement... Posted in skull_weblog on December 10, 2008 08:57 PM Comments: 0 CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS FOR VOMIT? A Mount Clemens man on the run from police may have thought swallowing a stash of crack cocaine would eliminate the evidence, but he didn't count on getting sick--in front of police, spilling the rocks onto the ground. That's what happened when police tried to pull over a driver for... Posted in skull_weblog on December 8, 2008 09:52 PM Comments: 0 TOUGH DAY TO BE A TERRIER. OR AN ANUS. A 20-year-old Titusville man was sentenced to four years in prison today for sexually assaulting his grandparents' Yorkshire terrier. Nicholas Densmore pleaded no contest to one count of animal cruelty. On July 30, 2007, Densmore was staying with his grandparents, when his grandmother saw him in a motor home at... Posted in skull_weblog on December 3, 2008 09:59 PM Comments: 0 HOUSEWIFE VS. HO: COMPARE. CONTRAST. A Carroll woman who was involved in sexual activity with a man inside a Minneapolis Metrodome bathroom Saturday night as others cheered was cited for misdemeanor indecent conduct, police said. Lois Kay Feldman, 38, and Ross Matthew Walsh, 26, were having sex in a men's room during Iowa's 55-0 win... Posted in skull_weblog on December 1, 2008 10:48 PM Comments: 0 SOMETHING WE SHOULDA THOUGHT OF #1037 A man accused of tricking three women into agreeing to "sex contracts" was recently found guilty of four counts of third-degree rape. William Glen Smith, 50, who stared straight ahead as the jury announced a verdict that ended a four-day trial, has been out on bail since his arrest last... Posted in skull_weblog on November 24, 2008 09:14 PM Comments: 0 JAIL: A REAL NICE PLACE TO START...FUCKING Three male and three female inmates at an Indiana jail face charges that they devised a way to sneak between cell blocks to help pass their time behind bars by having non-man-on-man-ass-rape sex. The inmates figured out how to remove metal ceiling panels in the Greene County Jail and used... Posted in skull_weblog on November 21, 2008 10:11 PM Comments: 0 BETTER JERKED OFF BY ONE, THAN CARRIED BY SIX A juror in a recent Las Vegas murder case sent one defendant sexually explicit letters and visited him at the county jail. As the juror sees it, she did nothing wrong. But the defendant's attorney says he now has possible grounds for a mistrial. The juror, 21-year-old Marnie Ramirez, sent... Posted in skull_weblog on November 19, 2008 10:47 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME WRITERS, AND THEIR PISS, IN THE NEWS A 35-year-old Waldo man was charged Weds. for allegedly driving drunk, then urinating on the arresting officer while in a squad car. Police say Daniel L. Shilts was pulled over about 2 a.m. after the officer saw him drive in the parking lane and nearly strike the curb while making... Posted in skull_weblog on November 17, 2008 08:16 PM Comments: 0 GETTING HIGH ON YOUR OWN SUPPLY The driver of a beer truck that overturned on an off ramp onto Interstate 70 was apparently drunk at the time, according to Wheat Ridge police officers. Bobby Dodge, 56, was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving Tuesday night. The accident occurred around 7:30 p.m., on the off ramp from... Posted in skull_weblog on November 14, 2008 11:43 PM Comments: 0 GOOD DADS GONE GREAT A 30-year-old man was arrested on a child neglect charge Tuesday night after he left two children alone in a home, giving them a hunting knife, hatchet and baseball bat to defend themselves, St. Petersburg police said. Daniel R. Stewart, of 350 74th Ave. N., Apt. 218, was booked into... Posted in skull_weblog on November 12, 2008 12:05 AM Comments: 0 BAD DAY TO NOT HAVE A CAR. OR A TASER. Police arrested a LaGrange County man on charges he abducted a 29-year-old Amish man and sexually assaulted him, reportedly because the assailant could not find an Amish girl. Ryan Bailey, 32, of Middlebury was being held on charges of criminal deviate conduct, criminal confinement and being a habitual offender. Bond... Posted in skull_weblog on November 10, 2008 09:32 PM Comments: 0 FIRST THINGS, GODDAMNED, FIRST... Police arrested a woman for public intoxication after she reportedly demanded an officer return the can of compressed air she was inhaling "so she could finish getting high." Officers arrested the 46-year-old woman on Monday after officers received a call about a woman "huffing a can of air" inside a... Posted in skull_weblog on November 5, 2008 10:02 PM Comments: 0 ITALIAN SAL NODS KNOWINGLY... A study by researchers in Oregon, Hawaii and Colorado explodes "the stereotype that you have to be slender to have sex," said lead author Bliss Kaneshiro, a researcher at the University of Hawaii. Nichole Carlson of the University of Colorado Denver was one of the co-authors of the study published... Posted in skull_weblog on November 3, 2008 05:29 PM Comments: 0 ON GOLDEN POND: LOADS, LIQUOR & LAFFY TABS The number of young women hanging around 82-year-old Archie Anglin's home began to make Berea police officers suspicious. At first, officers were worried that the young people, thought to be in their 20s, were taking advantage of Anglin because of his age. But investigation revealed that Anglin had given two... Posted in skull_weblog on October 31, 2008 11:48 PM Comments: 0 JUST ANOTHER SKULLGAME WEEKEND... A dog received an unwelcome soak early today when a southside man took revenge on his roommate by urinating on her pet, according to Manitowoc Police Department reports. Torey L. Devaux, 36, was arrested and charged with domestic violence-related disorderly conduct and criminal damage to property. The incident took place... Posted in skull_weblog on October 27, 2008 04:47 PM Comments: 0 PALIN FUCK FLICK? YOU BETCHA!!! John McCain campaign ads this week ended up plastered online ..... right next to trailers for a Sarah Palin porno parody. On Monday, the first minute of the movie -- with the cheap rhyming title you'd expect -- went online, the only part of the adult flick advertised as suitable... Posted in skull_weblog on October 24, 2008 09:36 PM Comments: 0 WHAT?!?! WHAT?!?! A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a Thomas Township car wash, police say. A Thomas Township resident called police to report "someone acting suspicious" at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary... Posted in skull_weblog on October 22, 2008 10:40 PM Comments: 0 IF IT AIN'T NAILED DOWN: REPUBLICAN FUCKS WILL STEAL IT Three Putnam County voters say electronic voting machines changed their votes from Democrats to Republicans when they cast early ballots. This is the 2ND West Virginia county where voters have reported this problem. Last week, three voters in Jackson County told The Charleston Gazette their electronic vote for "Barack Obama"... Posted in skull_weblog on October 20, 2008 09:49 PM Comments: 0 HE'S ANGRY. WE'RE LIVID. COME BACK CRACK!!! Upset at the rising cost of crack cocaine, a 46-year-old man accused of smashing up part of a local business and "challenging people to fight" Tuesday was arrested. A manager of Dixon's Food Mart on Ave. D told police that Gus Young Jr. came in the store about 9:20 p.m.... Posted in skull_weblog on October 17, 2008 08:43 PM Comments: 0 $20 HOOKERS?! WE'RE MOVING! OH. WE MEAN "HOW SAD." A 20-year-old man shot a prostitute in the back because she got tired after having sex for 10 minutes, according to a recently released search warrant. Ryan Graham and the victim agreed to a deal of $20 for sex in the west alley of the 200 block of T Street... Posted in skull_weblog on October 15, 2008 11:04 PM Comments: 0 HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN? CAST THE 1ST LOAD! The pastor of a Muskegon church pleaded guilty in court to a misdemeanor charge of indecent exposure, admitting he showed a church member nude pictures of himself and his wife. Jerry Lee DePoy Jr., 33, while he was pastor of Lakeshore Community Church, invited the woman to meet with him... Posted in skull_weblog on October 13, 2008 11:25 PM Comments: 0 GENIUS. Monroe police are searching for a man who robbed an armored-car guard this morning then fled with the money -- down the Skykomish River on an inner tube. The robbery happened around 11 a.m. in the Bank of America parking lot at Old Owen Road and Highway 2, said Debbie... Posted in skull_weblog on October 6, 2008 07:20 PM Comments: 0 HAPPENS TO US? ALLLLL THE TIME...** Deputies are searching for a group of women last seen wearing suspenders without bras or shirts on underneath them who robbed an 18-year-old on his way to work, according to a Martin County Sheriff's Office report. Olmer Morales was riding his bike to work early Saturday morning when a heavy-set... Posted in skull_weblog on October 1, 2008 12:04 AM Comments: 0 BAAAAAD FUCKING DAY. A man and his wife said two doctors amputated the man's penis without his consent, and have filed a lawsuit. Philip Seaton, 61, went to have a circumcision last October as part of treatment for a medical condition. Seaton said when he woke up from the procedure, he realized his... Posted in skull_weblog on September 26, 2008 09:47 PM Comments: 0 *HAVE YOU* NEVER BEEN HIGH?!?! Charging an extra $3 to pour cheese topping into a bag of Fritos recently led to a scuffle at a Tinley Park gas station. At about 6:16 a.m. Friday, Darryl Lust Jr., 25, 15145 S. Honore Ave., Harvey, was waiting in line at Speedway, 7201 W. 183rd St., to buy... Posted in skull_weblog on September 24, 2008 11:21 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME SEZ: LET THE CRACK HO'S FREE!!! Authorities fearing for the safety of an unborn child are seeking to arrest a 5-months-pregnant, cocaine-abusing Hartford woman whose identity they are not allowed to disclose under state law. If the 20-year-old woman is arrested, she likely would be ordered back into an unsecure facility that she left after getting... Posted in skull_weblog on September 22, 2008 08:27 PM Comments: 0 SKULLIE MAN OF THE YEAR: JAKE "THE SNAKE" ROBERTS Forget everything you knew about wrestling legend Jake "the Snake" Roberts -- all that appears to remain is Jake the Junkie. TMZ has obtained extremely disturbing footage of the former WWF superstar -- and former substance abuse rehab patient -- self-destructing during a live benefit event in Ohio over the... Posted in skull_weblog on September 17, 2008 10:27 PM Comments: 0 THE CHURCH OF SKULLGAME GODDAMNIT!!! A Catholic priest on the University of Illinois campus has been charged with selling cocaine from his church office and rectory, and not having sex with underage boys. The Reverend Christopher Layden pleaded not guilty Thursday to two counts of delivery of less than 1 gram of cocaine within 1,000... Posted in skull_weblog on September 15, 2008 09:15 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME IN LOVE A woman is accused of causing a disturbance while intoxicated when she reportedly drove up to a Taco Bell drive-through window and demanded tacos even though the restaurant had closed. The restaurant reported the disturbance shortly before 2:30 in the morning, when Sabrina Settles pulled up to the drive-through and... Posted in skull_weblog on September 8, 2008 07:56 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME AUTHORS/AMPUTATION IN THE NEWS! A 33-year-old man who tried cutting off his arm inside a busy Denny's restaurant because he believed it would save his life was arrested Thursday night, according to Modesto police. According to Sgt. Brian Findlen, Michael Lasiter, 33, of Modesto had been injecting cocaine in a nearby motel when he... Posted in skull_weblog on September 5, 2008 11:29 PM Comments: 0 NOT. GONNA. FUCKING. WORK. [AROUND HERE] Tired of arresting and re-arresting prostitutes, police in communities across the nation are increasingly targeting their clients with an old technique: shame. A two-year study for the National Institute of Justice, led by Michael Shively and released in March, found more than 200 communities nationwide have tried targeting customers of... Posted in skull_weblog on September 3, 2008 09:40 PM Comments: 0 BITCH. Authorities say a 20-year-old man hit his girlfriend when she wouldn't have sex with him Monday morning and then went to a house armed with a machete and stole speaker equipment. Adam D. Arling, 20, was arrested at about 9 p.m. Monday on charges of battery, armed burglary with assault... Posted in skull_weblog on August 29, 2008 12:27 AM Comments: 0 2 CENT HO'S?! SKULLGAME WRITER SHOWS HOW TO DO IT Fausino Diaz Hernandez has seven aliases and 19 arrests, most of them for trespassing and open alcohol container charges, and is homeless and can often be found near the gas station. On Thursday night, Hernandez was arrested again, this time for soliciting a prostitute. The 46-year-old offered two cents to... Posted in skull_weblog on August 27, 2008 11:56 PM Comments: 0 SHE HAD US AT "POSTAL WORKER" A North Carolina postal worker not ready to end her virtual romance with a Delaware man was arrested in Maryland after attempting to kidnap him. Kimberly Jernigan, 33, of Durham, is being held as a fugitive in the Cecil County Detention Center. She faces charges of attempted kidnapping, aggravated menacing... Posted in skull_weblog on August 25, 2008 12:24 AM Comments: 0 IF WE AIN'T THERE? IT AIN'T A PARTY. Regan "Draco" Lane-Smith and "Naughty" Nonah Elliston outfitted their six-bedroom rental house with 15 mattresses, bondage crosses and sex swings. They built elaborate sets in their backyard for taking erotic photos. And they promoted the Hardwood Cabin online. Up to 60 guests at a time came to mingle, sunbathe nude... Posted in skull_weblog on August 18, 2008 02:37 PM Comments: 0 SORRY. I COULDN'T HEAR YOU. I WAS FUCKING. A British man's been banned from his girlfriend's home after neighbors complained about noisy sex, an official said Thursday. A court barred Adam Hinton, 32, from being within 110 yards of his 29-year-old girlfriend Kerry Norris' apartment, Brighton and Hove City Council spokesman Mike Taggart said. Residents of Norris's publicly... Posted in skull_weblog on August 15, 2008 09:27 PM Comments: 0 AND FROM THE SHADOWS: A CHALLENGER Largo police have just arrested a 40-year-old man in connection with the murder of his 76-year-old wife. Rita Lisa Keeler, 76, was found dead inside the couple's residence at the Blue Skies Mobile Home Park. Investigators haven't said how she died, but a statement issued by police Lt. Mike Loux... Posted in skull_weblog on August 11, 2008 02:05 PM Comments: 0 "I AM A GODDAMNED MAN OF FUCKING GOD!!!" A 71-year-old preacher was convicted Monday of aggravated menacing for pointing a gun and cursing at a driver who cut him off in a road-rage incident. Thomas Howell, founder and preacher at First Commandment Church of the Living God, was convicted of the first-degree misdemeanor by Judge Brad Greenberg. Howell... Posted in skull_weblog on August 6, 2008 09:16 PM Comments: 0 BETTER LEFT TO THE PROS: A STUDY IN CONTRASTS A day after the University of Florida was named the top US party school in a national survey, a woman sued two UF fraternity brothers for secretly videotaping a sexual encounter she had with one of them. Lauren Highley, 20, accuses Ben Farias, 21, and Kyle Kraft, 20, along with... Posted in skull_weblog on August 4, 2008 02:41 PM Comments: 0 WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE?!? Some husbands shower their wives with gifts when they win the Lotto. Arnim Ramdass kept the good news to himself. And when Donna Campbell found out on her own, her husband went AWOL. So she sued. Campbell v. Ramdass, the lawsuit, is a tale of luck and betrayal, a case... Posted in skull_weblog on July 27, 2008 09:32 PM Comments: 0 POT & SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS. WHAT? HUNH? Pullman police said a WSU student was arrested twice the same night for smoking marijuana. The 20-year-old was arrested Tuesday night with two other men for smoking in a parking lot, police said. They were cited, fingerprinted and released shortly after midnight. Less than two hours later, an officer saw... Posted in skull_weblog on July 22, 2008 06:34 PM Comments: 0 BUT SHE WAS A HOT BITCH: A SKULLGAME STORY People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals [PETA] is calling for the end of a Licking County community-service program after a prisoner was charged with sexually assaulting a dog at a local animal shelter. Clifford Hook, 19, of Zanesville, is accused of inappropriately touching a female dog while walking it... Posted in skull_weblog on July 14, 2008 05:04 PM Comments: 0 NOTE TO SELF: THIS SHIT WORKS!!! The 20-year-old San Mateo man who told women on two separate occasions that his penis was caught in his zipper and he needed help pleaded no contest yesterday to indecent exposure. Michael Silva admitted the two felony charges in return for no more than six months in the County Jail... Posted in skull_weblog on July 6, 2008 04:12 PM Comments: 0 CHRISTIE BRINKLEY: THE WORLD'S DEADEST LAY A $300,000 payoff to a teenage mistress. Three thousand dollars a month worth of online porn [obviously not at SkullGame]. Extramarital trysts in the office and his supermodel wife's Hamptons homes. $500 left under rocks. Sensational testimony about Christie Brinkley's estranged husband opened their divorce trial, giving the public a... Posted in skull_weblog on July 4, 2008 12:28 AM Comments: 0 CRACK ACHIEVERS & THEIR MANY ACHIEVEMENTS He's a violent crackhead who punches women and steals cars. But at least he's contrite. Armando Pena, 44, mugged Gladys Gonzalez early Tuesday morning as she was arriving for work, punched her in the face, slammed her to the ground, snatched her white Ford Taurus and roared off. And then... Posted in skull_weblog on July 2, 2008 08:54 PM Comments: 0 BEEN THERE. DONE THAT. A Grand Junction man was behind bars on suspicion of attempting to coerce his girlfriend into having sex by threatening to zap her with a stun gun. Christopher Morgen Taylor, 30, 416 Independent Ave., No. 9, turned on a Taser three times early Tuesday morning after his girlfriend refused to... Posted in skull_weblog on June 30, 2008 04:40 PM Comments: 0 READIN', 'RITING & RIMJOBS 101 Authorities say a former Clay-Chalkville Middle School teacher had sexual relationships with at least EIGHT male high school students ages 15 to 19 between February and April. Julie Pritchett, 34, is charged with two counts of second-degree sodomy and one count of second-degree sexual abuse in the cases of two... Posted in skull_weblog on June 23, 2008 08:16 PM Comments: 0 ANOTHER COCKSUCKING TEACHER. HO. HUM. A former Plymouth Christian Academy teacher was taken into custody by Wayne County Sheriff's deputies after being found guilty of having a sexual affair with a 15-year-old former student. Wayne Circuit Court jurors deliberated an hour and a half before deciding STEPHANIE STEIN, 32, had sex twice last summer with... Posted in skull_weblog on June 20, 2008 10:58 PM Comments: 0 THOSE GODDAMNED KIDS TODAY A sleepover at a Bucks County home turned into a sex party between a 38-year-old woman and five boys as young as 14, Lower Makefield Township police said. Police Chief Ken Coluzzi said that the woman, identified as Angela Honeycutt, had sex with a 15-year-old boy in a bathroom. Afterward,... Posted in skull_weblog on June 18, 2008 09:08 PM Comments: 0 WHEN THE TRUNK'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH Frank Keys Jr. faces up to 40 years in prison after he was found cruising down the highway with more than 200 grams of heroin in the diaper he was wearing, federal officials said. Keys, 38, of New Orleans was charged Friday by a federal grand jury. He got in... Posted in skull_weblog on June 16, 2008 04:08 PM Comments: 0 SOUNDS LIKE FRIDAY AT CASA SKULL Ben Jones figures he drank 43,000 beers; drank 2,000 jugs of whiskey, wine, gin and vodka; and smoked pounds of pot in the 20 years he was out of control. Ben Jones says there were days when he would wake up in jails not knowing how he got there. "I'd... Posted in skull_weblog on June 13, 2008 10:36 PM Comments: 0 WE JUST DON'T WRITE THE NEWS: WE MAKE IT! A Pinson man, naked and claiming to be Jesus Christ and George Bush, was shot four times with stun guns by sheriff's deputies early Friday, officials said, because he repeatedly refused to heed their commands. Richard Scott Odell, 30, was treated on the scene by paramedics and taken to the... Posted in skull_weblog on June 11, 2008 11:45 PM Comments: 0 HOW THE FUCK DO WE GET ON A JURY LIKE THIS? Twelve federal jurors drew the line Thursday for Tampa Bay area residents, saying the graphic and violent films of a Hollywood pornographer are unacceptable in their community. They reached that decision after watching 8 1/2 hours of extreme pornography on a giant screen in court. At times, they winced as... Posted in skull_weblog on June 9, 2008 10:19 PM Comments: 0 THE GAYIFICATION OF AMERICA The standoff between scantily clad baristas and Bonney Lake City Hall is like d�ja vu for two other communities. Auburn officials got the same kind of complaints from residents when a Cowgirls Espresso drive-thru opened in their city. They explored using labor laws to compel the female coffee servers to... Posted in skull_weblog on May 28, 2008 07:51 PM Comments: 0 LOVE, ARKANSAS STYLE An apparent stranger shot the bride, groom and two other people at an outdoor wedding in rural Arkansas, then was arrested after being chased by outraged guests, a sheriff's official said Sunday. The wedding was just ending Saturday when the suspect approached with a 9 mm pistol and opened fire,... Posted in skull_weblog on May 26, 2008 07:25 PM Comments: 0 DAVE'S NOT HERE?!?!? A man accused of calling 911, oh, about 15 times in a row because he was tired of waiting for a cab was arrested early Tuesday, police said. Each time Kevin Lewis Waits called, the emergency dispatcher told the man he had to call a taxi service and that police... Posted in skull_weblog on May 23, 2008 11:39 PM Comments: 0 OH YEAH. FLYING IS PERFECTLY SAFE. Jeffrey Paul Bradford and Adrianna Grace Connor should have just gone back to their motel room Sunday night, according to police. Instead, Bradford, 24, a pilot for Pinnacle Airlines Inc., and Connor, a flight attendant for the airline, left Angies Diner on Eisenhower Boulevard and walked to nearby woods along... Posted in skull_weblog on May 21, 2008 03:22 PM Comments: 0 A MATCH.COM SUCCESS STORY!!! Salisbury police say an 18-year-old woman escaped an attacker by biting off part of his genitals. The woman was walking along Maxwell Street near the County Club Neighborhood about 7 p.m. Tuesday, when the man jumped her and dragged her into nearby woods. Police say the man tried to force... Posted in skull_weblog on May 19, 2008 01:27 PM Comments: 0 SURE...LAUGH. AND THEN IT HAPPENS TO YOU! A man was arrested after pulling marijuana from his pocket at a security check at a court. The man was visiting the courts section of the Bradley County Justice Center on Monday when he was asked to empty his pockets into a plastic bowl, a standard procedure. Sheriff Tim Gobble... Posted in skull_weblog on May 16, 2008 11:34 PM Comments: 0 WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE?!? Some husbands shower their wives with gifts when they win the Lotto. Arnim Ramdass kept the good news to himself. And when Donna Campbell found out on her own, her husband went AWOL. So she sued. Campbell v. Ramdass, the lawsuit, is a tale of luck and betrayal, a case... Posted in skull_weblog on May 14, 2008 10:01 PM Comments: 0 ONLY DOPES, AND REALLY COOL PEOPLE, DO DOPE The Kingwood teenager's story of decapitating a corpse and using the head to smoke marijuana was so outlandish that at first Houston Police Department senior police officer Jim Adkins did not believe it. Yet, Kevin Wade Jones Jr., 17, appeared almost indifferent as he relayed the bizarre description of his... Posted in skull_weblog on May 12, 2008 11:16 PM Comments: 0 THAT'S ONE WAY OF GETTING OUT OF IT Judge Sherman Ross tried to assemble a jury of peers for a woman accused of possession of a marijuana on trial Tuesday. But authorities say prospective juror Cornelia Mayo might have taken that concept a bit too far after she was caught smoking a joint outside the courthouse during a... Posted in skull_weblog on May 9, 2008 08:53 PM Comments: 0 PIGS, POT & PENISES: ONE SKULLGAMER'S STORY A Hartsdale man arrested for allegedly urinating on a White Plains sidewalk became agitated during his processing at police headquarters, took off all of his clothes and refused to put them back on. Martin Fox, 32, of 63 Harvard Drive, was arrested shortly after 3 a.m. yesterday when cops said... Posted in skull_weblog on May 7, 2008 10:45 PM Comments: 0 WITH CUSTOMERS LIKE THIS, WHO NEEDS FRIENDS? A Japanese civil servant was demoted for logging more than 780,000 hits on pornographic Web sites on his office computer over nine months, an official said Friday. The man, a Kinokawa city government employee in western Japan, visited porn sites from June 2007 to February 2008, city official Tomiko Waki... Posted in skull_weblog on May 5, 2008 09:44 PM Comments: 0 ALMOND JOY'S GOT FUCKING NUTS, MOUNDS DON'T A 38-year-old Reading man who walked naked along a highway after being thrown into the woods following a crash is charged with a variety of crimes. Police say John Messerly was driving his employer's minivan April 4 when he climbed out the window and stood on the roof. He was... Posted in skull_weblog on May 2, 2008 08:05 PM Comments: 0 HATING THE GAME. NOT THE PLAYER. A Suffolk Superior Court jury acquitted a Winthrop football coach yesterday of charges that he bit the ear of a man who was having an affair with the coach's estranged wife. Richard Fucillo, 45, was accused of flying into a jealous rage last March and attacking his lifelong friend, George... Posted in skull_weblog on April 30, 2008 11:50 PM Comments: 0 PORNO KILLS!!! ALMOST. WE MEAN, SORTA. A woman is accused of chasing her boyfriend with a knife after thinking he was an actor in a porno movie they were watching together. The victim says it all started when he and his girlfriend were inside his southwest Albuquerque home watching a pornographic move at 10:30 Wednesday morning.... Posted in skull_weblog on April 28, 2008 08:07 PM Comments: 0 AND IN THE END? THE LITTLE GUY ALWAYS GETS IT A hospital did nothing wrong when it raped the ass of a construction worker who had been hit on the head by a falling wooden beam, a jury found Monday. After deliberating for about an hour, a state Supreme Court jury awarded nothing to Brian Persaud, who sued NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital... Posted in skull_weblog on April 23, 2008 04:28 PM Comments: 0 JOYKILLING 101 When three motorists encountered a driver traveling recklessly on an Ozaukee County highway, they all had the same thought: This guy needs to be stopped. And stop him is exactly what they did, using their vehicles to box him in at a stoplight. Police say the driver they boxed in... Posted in skull_weblog on April 21, 2008 06:30 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME TENDERS A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL Authorities are looking for a Houston woman they say used the stolen Social Security number of a disabled Wisconsin woman to buy a BMW and a Maserati sports car. An arrest warrant was issued last month for 28-year-old Stacy Marie Oberley, who was already on probation for narcotics trafficking. Deputies... Posted in skull_weblog on April 16, 2008 12:22 AM Comments: 0 DUMB SLUTS NEED NOT APPLY In attempting to prove that former escort-service entrepreneur Deborah Jeane Palfrey was, in reality, an upscale pimp, prosecutors yesterday summoned seven more admitted ex-prostitutes to the witness stand in federal court in Washington -- not one of them as unlikely a call girl as Rhona Reiss, PhD. "I got to... Posted in skull_weblog on April 11, 2008 07:39 PM Comments: 0 "I LOST ME TO METH. AND CRACK. AND WEED. AND..." The petite 24-year-old Beaverton woman got out of the shower wrapped in a towel, stopped to watch a couple of minutes of TV and then sat down on her bed. While putting lotion on her legs, she realized a man was standing in her closet, staring at her with bright... Posted in skull_weblog on April 9, 2008 11:54 PM Comments: 0 FROM THE SKULLIE "WHERE THE HELL THEYS AT?" FILE A Boulder man was arrested early Thursday after police said he crashed a memorial service, grabbed the breast of the deceased woman's sister and showed her mother pornographic pictures. Marlos Hernandez, 31, faces possible charges of unlawful sexual contact, first-degree burglary and harassment after police said he entered a memorial... Posted in skull_weblog on April 7, 2008 10:48 PM Comments: 0 WHAT?!?!?!? FUCKING, WHAT?!?!?!!!! A driver who was dissatisfied with the service at an Elmont car wash became enraged when he was told to wait in line for a free, second car wash Sunday afternoon, the Nassau police said. The man repeatedly rammed his Chevrolet Silverado truck into the car wash's computer controller, trapping... Posted in skull_weblog on April 2, 2008 09:45 PM Comments: 0 PRIESTS, PUSSY & HIGHLY IMPROBABLE CIRCUMSTANCE Police say a pastor who was reported missing from his home in western New York has been found at an Ohio strip club. A police officer patrolling the K.C. Lounge parking lot Friday morning in the Dayton suburb of Riverside spotted out-of-state license plates on 46-year-old Craig Rhodenizer's car. The... Posted in skull_weblog on March 31, 2008 03:57 PM Comments: 0 ON GOLDEN BLONDES Prosecutors have decided to drop a soliciting charge against one of two 93-year-old men who were picked up during recent undercover prostitution stings. The state, however, will continue to pursue a case against the other elderly man. Carlos Underhill, 93, will not be charged, although he does not deny stopping... Posted in skull_weblog on March 28, 2008 09:57 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME HOES BACK TO SCHOOL!!! A Pasco County substitute teacher was arrested Monday and charged with having a sexual relationship with an underage male student at Mitchell High School. Lisa Robyn Marinelli, 40, of 9824 Nicklaus Drive, New Port Richey, had been under investigation by the Pasco Sheriff's Office since late February when the victim's... Posted in skull_weblog on March 26, 2008 08:12 PM Comments: 0 INITIATIVE: INTELLIGENTLY PLANNED. AND SHIT. A Monroe County sheriff's detective on a stakeout to catch an arsonist arrested the suspect as he tried to steal gas from the officer's cruiser. Officers were placed around homes currently under construction after police had gotten two arson complaints within the past week. Several officers, including Detective Thomas Redmond,... Posted in skull_weblog on March 24, 2008 02:40 PM Comments: 0 "OH, SHE LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT" An Austin defense lawyer was jailed last week after being accused of making a lewd gesture at a judge while in court representing a client on charges of driving while intoxicated. Adam Reposa, 33, was held in contempt of court by County-Court-at-Law Judge Jan Breland for his "intentional and contumacious... Posted in skull_weblog on March 21, 2008 06:58 PM Comments: 0 ANOTHER SKULLGAME WRITER IN THE NEWS!!! Naked and looking for a way out, the man spotted outside a woman's window asked his pursuer to let him go free. "He said, 'Please let me go, I have a wife and kids,' " said Michael Palacio, who chased the naked man after he said he spotted him outside... Posted in skull_weblog on March 19, 2008 06:10 PM Comments: 0 THE GODDAMNED CHURCH O' SKULLGAME, YEAH! Since 1991, leaders of the Harrisburg-based Lower Susquehanna Synod of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America had assumed that millions in endowment money was going to missionary work overseas and to pastors in need of financial assistance. Barry R. Herr, the synod's treasurer for 28 years, was responsible for making... Posted in skull_weblog on March 17, 2008 04:25 PM Comments: 0 MTV'S JACKASS: A GATEWAY TO FAGGOTRY Three young men accused of beating, sodomizing and setting their passed-out friend on fire earlier this month may have been inspired by the MTV show "Jackass," according to their friends. The news came as the trio, 18-year-old Christopher William Sparks, 19-year-old Cody Christopher Rector and 20-year-old Robert Abenecu Bernal, was... Posted in skull_weblog on March 14, 2008 10:48 PM Comments: 0 THIS EXPLAINS A WHOOOOLLLEEE LOT Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," is serving six months' unsupervised probation after allegedly being caught with marijuana in her car. She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving. Under... Posted in skull_weblog on March 12, 2008 07:34 PM Comments: 0 FOOLS & THEIR MONEY: A BEGINNER'S GUIDE Four people were arrested Thursday and accused of organizing a prostitution ring that charged wealthy clients in Europe and the U.S. thousands of dollars for prostitutes rated by diamonds. The conspiracy charges against the man and three women accuse them of running the Emperors Club VIP ring from at least... Posted in skull_weblog on March 10, 2008 10:13 AM Comments: 0 SAYYYY...NOW THAT SHE'S SINGLE AGAIN... A 60-year-old Federal Highway Administration manager was found shot to death yesterday inside his two-story colonial home in Vienna, where a lengthy, angry diatribe against him was spelled out in white paint on his driveway, police said. Ronald K. Giguere was found dead about 2 a.m. after Fairfax County police... Posted in skull_weblog on March 5, 2008 12:20 AM Comments: 0 A SERVICE SKULLGAME GIVES FOR FREE Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County, Washington, say a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work. When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was jogging Thursday. But detectives... Posted in skull_weblog on March 3, 2008 12:16 PM Comments: 0 OREGON: NO STATE MORE GAY. Almost all of Arlington's approximately 300 registered voters weighed in about whether or not to recall their mayor and after Gilliam County tallied votes Monday, the embattled mayor of Arlington had lost her job - barely. The final total was 142 for and 139 against with no word about whether... Posted in skull_weblog on February 29, 2008 02:20 PM Comments: 0 WHEN HILLARY SUPPORTERS LOSE: THEY ATTACK!!! One man supports Hillary Clinton. His brother-in-law supports Barack Obama. Their difference in political opinions came to blows and then got bloody, police said. Prosecutors say 28-year-old Jose Ortiz supports Clinton in the race for the Democratic presidential nomination. He is now in prison because of what police say happened... Posted in skull_weblog on February 27, 2008 02:01 PM Comments: 0 LOVE: SKULLGAME STYLE A man fighting with his girlfriend clung to a car roof and punched her through the window as she drove more than a mile on a busy road, hitting several other cars, police said. Both were hurt in the brawl Saturday and were arrested, police Sgt. Manfredo Figueroa said. The... Posted in skull_weblog on February 25, 2008 12:09 PM Comments: 0 FIRST DATE REDLIGHT SPECIAL: A SUCKING CHEST WOUND. A Mesa man who traveled to Pinetop-Lakeside on Friday to snowboard and go on a date with a woman was stabbed to death early Saturday at the woman's apartment. William Edward Westover, 29, was stabbed about 50 times and was pronounced dead at the scene, said Pinetop-Lakeside police Chief Woody... Posted in skull_weblog on February 22, 2008 01:24 AM Comments: 0 DAD?!?! IS THAT YOU?!?! A man is facing indecent exposure charges for some bizarre behavior in a Brevard County park. Titusville police said Leroy Meredith climbed a lookout tower in Chain of Lakes Park on Monday. They said he then took off all his clothes and began urinating. Officers said Meredith was still drinking... Posted in skull_weblog on February 20, 2008 08:02 PM Comments: 0 A GOOD DAY TO BE A PRISONER A driver who apparently took her work rules very seriously abandoned a bus full of former prisoners along a highway because her hours for the day were over, police said. The 40 passengers had been paroled or released from the state prison in Huntsville. Some wore ankle bracelet monitors. They... Posted in skull_weblog on February 18, 2008 05:24 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME STICKTUITIVENESS!!! A Woodinville man who went to court in Redmond on Monday to face a drunken-driving charge showed up drunk at the hearing and ended up at a hospital instead. King County District Court Judge Linda Jacke ordered Joseph T. Longfellow, 35, to take an alcohol breath test after his attorney... Posted in skull_weblog on February 15, 2008 12:51 AM Comments: 0 WOULDN'T BE THE 1ST GODDAMNED TIME EITHER An 18-year-old Bremerton woman told police last week that she may have mistakenly placed a bag of meth into a local ATM for deposit into her bank account, according to documents filed in Kitsap County Superior Court. An employee at Kitsap Credit Union told police that a bag of suspected... Posted in skull_weblog on February 13, 2008 10:55 PM Comments: 0 WHY I GOTTA CLEAN UP AFTER THAT FUCKING GUY? Workers responding to neighbors' complaints of a bad smell coming from an apartment in western England discovered a body that lay decomposing on a couch for years while another resident lived there, officials said Friday. The British Broadcasting Corp. reported that neighbors of the Bristol, England apartment had been complaining... Posted in skull_weblog on February 11, 2008 06:08 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME READERS: IN THE GODDAMNED NEWS! A civilian State Police employee was accused of sneaking into a church to look at pornography on a nun's computer. Police arrested Thomas G. Findler Wednesday and charged him with burglary and theft. Authorities said Findler had been sneaking into Grace St. Paul Episcopal Church in the night over the... Posted in skull_weblog on February 6, 2008 07:41 PM Comments: 0 YEAAHH...US TOO, GODDAMN IT....!!!! A 52-year-old Rochester man, arrested four days after being released from jail on new charges of exposing himself in public, pleaded guilty to the charges Friday and blamed a prescription drug for his actions. Michael Lynn Shirk-Heath told Olmsted District Judge Robert Birnbaum that at the time of the latest... Posted in skull_weblog on February 4, 2008 09:15 PM Comments: 0 CAN SHE TAKE HILLARY'S PLACE? PLEASE? Opponents of this small-town eastern Oregon mayor who created a buzz with pictures of herself scantily clad on MySpace have collected enough signatures to force a recall vote. Carmen Kontur-Gronquist's photos featured her posing on a town fire engine wearing only a black bra and panties. Recall efforts are fairly... Posted in skull_weblog on February 1, 2008 02:49 PM Comments: 0 SURE. LIKE IT AIN'T HAPPENED TO YOUSE. A 37-year-old Lower Windsor Township man is charged with using electricity to shock his wife to death in what police describe as some �bizarre sex� inside the bedroom of their southern York County trailer. Toby Taylor, 37, of the 100 block of Oak Leaf Court, was charged Thursday with involuntary... Posted in skull_weblog on January 30, 2008 10:02 PM Comments: 0 AND MITT ROMNEY SHIFTS UNCOMFORTABLY... Daniel D. Thompson's business catered to Utah residents offended by something as racy as a PG-13 movie. Now the former film sanitizer is accused of a crime by Orem police that is far more salacious than any date movie. Thompson, 31, and Isaac R. Lifferth, 24, were arrested in Orem... Posted in skull_weblog on January 28, 2008 05:53 PM Comments: 0 DRINKIN', DRIVIN', DYIN'...AMERICAN STYLE. A sister of one of three people killed in Louisville said it "really isn't a shock to any of us" that her brother died in a high-speed crash. "The thing that really makes me feel much better about this is they died doing what they loved to do: they were... Posted in skull_weblog on January 23, 2008 10:47 PM Comments: 0 POT & SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS. WHAT? HUNH? Pullman police said a WSU student was arrested twice the same night for smoking marijuana. The 20-year-old was arrested Tuesday night with two other men for smoking in a parking lot, police said. They were cited, fingerprinted and released shortly after midnight. Less than two hours later, an officer saw... Posted in skull_weblog on January 21, 2008 07:57 AM Comments: 0 WHO AMONG US....??? For five years, a New Jersey company has been depositing thousands of dollars in paychecks to a Palatine man's bank account. During that time, 34-year-old Anthony Armatys collected about $470,000, police say. The catch? Armatys never worked for Avaya, a communications company based in Basking Ridge, N.J. Around 7 a.m.... Posted in skull_weblog on January 18, 2008 11:31 PM Comments: 0 INITIATIVE: FUCKING SKULLGAME STYLE! Police say a Bucks County man released pending a theft hearing is accused of immediately stealing a car and driving away. Officials say 22-year-old Donald Strohm Jr. of East Rockhill Township had just been arraigned Monday on charges of stealing more than $1,000 worth of razor blades and over-the-counter medications... Posted in skull_weblog on January 14, 2008 02:22 AM Comments: 0 WE NEED A LITTLE ABUSE OVER THIS WAY TEACH A Westfield High School teacher has been charged with sexual abuse of a child. Shannon Kay Hrozek, 42, of Houston, was arrested after an assistant principal entered her 10th-grade English classroom after school on Thursday and found her performing oral sex on a 16-year-old male student, court records show. The... Posted in skull_weblog on January 9, 2008 01:21 AM Comments: 0 MOMS.I'D.LIKE TO. FINAGLE ME SOME NITROUS. The mother of a 13-year-old boy has been arrested for supplying nitrous oxide, or laughing gas, used during her son's ditch parties at their Lake Elsinore home. Maria Antonia Mendez was arrested for providing the gas used by the teens to get high. Riverside County sheriff's Sgt. Evan Petersen says... Posted in skull_weblog on January 7, 2008 09:14 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME'S IN LOVE A beauty pageant winner and law school student clerking for a federal judge faces charges that she kidnapped and tortured an ex-. Kumari Fulbright, 25, was indicted with three men Dec. 18 by a Pima County Superior Court grand jury on charges of kidnapping, armed robbery, aggravated robbery and two... Posted in skull_weblog on January 2, 2008 06:03 PM Comments: 0 LOVE, AGELESS & EVERGREEN. AND STABBED. A woman stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife following an argument that began when she accused him of opening a Christmas present early, authorities said Friday. Misty Johnson, 34, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and battery, a felony, and misdemeanor domestic battery. Her husband, Shawn Fay Johnson,... Posted in skull_weblog on December 31, 2007 08:41 PM Comments: 0 DON'T STAND SO...CLOSE TO MY COCK. Authorities arrested a 29-year-old teacher after they say he promised a student an 'A' in his class in exchange for oral sex. Arrested was Isaac N. Tillis of Highland City, a Bartow High School teacher. On Tuesday, a 16-year-old girl asked Tillis how she could improve her grade through extra... Posted in skull_weblog on December 21, 2007 01:01 AM Comments: 0 A GAY SANTA?!?! WHO KNEW?!!? Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him. "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint.... Posted in skull_weblog on December 19, 2007 12:32 AM Comments: 0 A SKULLGAME MONKEYSHINE GOES HORRIBLY WRONG. Rowlett police say a married woman who was having an online affair wanted her husband dead. So she had her mother shoot him in the back of the head after serving him a slice of cake, Rowlett police spokesman John Ellison said. Robin Handel, 44, of Rockwall was arrested Thursday... Posted in skull_weblog on December 17, 2007 06:10 PM Comments: 0 WHY PORN AS WE KNOW IT IS DYING It was only a matter of time before the pornography knockoffs of YouTube faced the same kind of legal challenges as the video-sharing leader. A major porn producer, Vivid Entertainment, has sued the pornographic video-sharing site PornoTube, claiming that the site is profiting from the unauthorized posting of copyrighted material... Posted in skull_weblog on December 12, 2007 11:55 PM Comments: 0 GOD LOVES US AS MUCH AS HE HATES YOU A pedestrian apparently absorbed in a cell phone call was struck and killed by an Amtrak train in San Leandro on Wednesday after he walked around a lowered crossing gate and onto the tracks, authorities said. The victim, a man who was not immediately identified, was struck at 12:30 p.m.... Posted in skull_weblog on December 10, 2007 10:25 AM Comments: 0 OF STRIPPERS & SCUMBAGS A Sapulpa man was arrested early Thursday on allegations that he left four children in a car in near-freezing temperatures while he was in a Tulsa strip club. Cardrico Lajuan Nash, 32, was booked into the Tulsa Jail on four felony counts of child endangerment after a former felony conviction.... Posted in skull_weblog on December 3, 2007 05:25 PM Comments: 0 AN OBJECT LESSON IN: SUCKERHOOD Jerry Mika had to look at the check three times before the reality struck him. His name and his Draper address were on the document issued by the state of Utah. But did the amount really read $2,245,342? Mika was expecting only a refund of $15 for being charged twice... Posted in skull_weblog on November 30, 2007 11:41 PM Comments: 0 A BAD DAY FOR COCKS, WHEREVER THEY MAY ROAM A surgery meant to reverse a colostomy on a Dover man went horribly wrong last year, resulting in fecal mater being discharged from his penis and urine passing through his colon, according to a lawsuit filed in Superior Court. During the procedure, the suit alleges doctors at Kent General Hospital... Posted in skull_weblog on November 28, 2007 11:54 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME TASTEMAKERS IN THE NEWS!!! A naked, drunk man was arrested after he caused three accidents by running into highway traffic, police said. Two people stopped to try to help 26-year-old Ardonas Gilbert, who was running naked along the southbound lanes of Interstate 95 on Monday night, but he allegedly cursed at them and punched... Posted in skull_weblog on November 26, 2007 08:58 PM Comments: 0 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FUCKING FREEDOM?!?! In the goddamned Republican States of America, local Police issued a citation for a man accused of watching pornography on his car DVD player. Cameron J. Walker, 24, of Irving, was issued misdemeanor citations for obscene display or distribution, not having a driver's license and having an open container of... Posted in skull_weblog on November 19, 2007 06:44 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME SALUTES THE YOUTH OF AMERICA A 16-year-old Wyandotte boy said he wasn't trying to steal any money when he broke into a bank early Sunday morning, smashed an ATM and wreaked several thousand dollars worth of damage. But he did make a deposit. The boy was arrested around 3:40 a.m. Sunday inside the Monroe Bank... Posted in skull_weblog on November 14, 2007 12:11 AM Comments: 0 A REPRIEVE ON MANNEQUIN FUCKING? THANK GOD! A Sioux Falls man caught in the Washington Pavilion having sex with a mannequin didn't commit a crime of indecent exposure, the state Supreme Court says. In a decision released Thursday, the court reversed the conviction of Michael James Plenty Horse, who was found in the late afternoon of Nov.... Posted in skull_weblog on November 12, 2007 07:58 PM Comments: 0 RAPING 92-YEAR OLD CORPSE? NJ STANDS ACCUSED Anthony Merino had worked barely a few shifts at Holy Name Hospital in Teaneck when he told a security guard that his key to the morgue didn�t work. The guard let him in, after the 24-year-old lab technician told him he needed to examine human tissue samples, prosecutors said Friday.... Posted in skull_weblog on November 7, 2007 12:10 AM Comments: 0 A WEEKEND: SKULLGAME STYLE! A man was arrested on Thursday after a bizarre series of events that included him crashing his car, getting shot by a homeowner, breaking a restaurant window and stripping to his underwear. Police said it all started when the man crashed his car into a pole and started banging on... Posted in skull_weblog on November 5, 2007 09:08 PM Comments: 0 WHAT HATH SKULLGAME WROUGHT?!?! A part-time lab technician at Holy Name Hospital was caught having sex with the body of a 92-year-old woman in the hospital's morgue, authorities said Monday. Authorities said Anthony Merino, 24, of West 185th Street in Manhattan was working a shift as a histology lab technician on Sunday morning when... Posted in skull_weblog on October 31, 2007 11:19 PM Comments: 0 TIFFANY...OH MY GOD: WE LOVE YOU!!! The Tempe woman who stabbed her lover to drink his blood the night before Valentine�s Day was sentenced to 10 years in prison Tuesday. Tiffany Sutton, 24, attempted to show her remorse to Maricopa County Superior Court Judge David Udall during the hearing in Mesa. �I�m really sorry that all... Posted in skull_weblog on October 29, 2007 08:32 PM Comments: 0 PROOF POSITIVE: OLD BITCHES ARE BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH Traffic is running smoothly near a highway on-ramp where a man and a woman who got out of their car to fight were killed when they were struck by another vehicle, authorities said. The accident happened on the State Road 7 northbound ramp to I-595 a little after 4 a.m.... Posted in skull_weblog on October 26, 2007 07:59 PM Comments: 0 WHEN HOES ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE HOES City officials slammed the door Monday night on an escort services permit application from a Hartland woman charged with being a prostitute at her home. Tonya May Karimi, 31, who police say advertised her services on Craigslist, asked city officials to legitimize her operation by granting her an escort license.... Posted in skull_weblog on October 24, 2007 11:53 PM Comments: 0 SEE? WE ALWAYS HAD COPPERFIELD FIGURED FOR FAG! There are new allegations and exclusive details on the David Copperfield FBI raid. Eyewitness News confirmed that Seattle area FBI agents raided the warehouse and a source close to the investigation said agents left with a computer hard drive, a digital camera system and what appeared to be two million... Posted in skull_weblog on October 22, 2007 09:06 PM Comments: 0 WE'RE DENTISTS, TOO!!! WE'RE DENTISTS, TOO!!! A Woodland dentist appeared before an administrative law judge Thursday in an effort to lift the interim suspension order on his dental license. The judge could issue a decision on the license suspension this week, KCRA 3 reported. Twenty-six women have come forward to say Dr. Mark Anderson touched them... Posted in skull_weblog on October 15, 2007 04:17 PM Comments: 0 FROM THE "AIN'T TELLING US NOTHING" FILE As the world's top condom experts convene this week to update international standards, one U.S. entrepreneur has a simple message: Size matters. It's shaking up an industry that has generally taken a one-size-fits-all approach. Frank Sadlo, founder of TheyFit, which makes what he claims are the world's first custom-fit condoms,... Posted in skull_weblog on October 12, 2007 07:58 PM Comments: 0 YEAH, YEAH. ALL OUR METH IS CAT PISS TOO! Cat urine kept Cynthia Hunter in jail for 50 days. Hunter, 38, of Lithia was arrested Aug. 15 for petty theft and possession of a controlled substance. The theft charge came after she was accused of stealing from a Brandon Wal-Mart store. The controlled substance charge came because deputies found... Posted in skull_weblog on October 10, 2007 12:05 AM Comments: 0 A GODDAMNED NATURAL BORN FOOL: TAMPA STYLE What would you do if you found a bag filled with $65,000, and no one saw you pick it up? Debbie Cole, 53, found herself in that situation just before 7 on Thursday morning. As she walked to the break room at Pinellas County's Solid Waste Operations, she looked in... Posted in skull_weblog on October 8, 2007 07:49 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME'S BUSINESS SECRETS OF SUCCESS REVEALED E-mail scams seek to separate people from their money by promising a share of unclaimed lottery riches, bounty from a dead fugitive, work-at-home schemes and other enticements. But an Ocean County man recently got an e-mail with a stereotypical Jersey twist: Gimme your money, and I'll cancel the contract someone... Posted in skull_weblog on October 5, 2007 11:27 PM Comments: 0 WHERE WAS SHE WHEN WE HAD FUCKING FRENCH? A former Roseville High School teacher -- and 2002 district teacher of the year -- was arraigned Monday on criminal sexual conduct charges after being accused of having sex with her teenage student aide last school year. Janelle Batkins, 42, of Harrison Township was charged in 41B District Court in... Posted in skull_weblog on September 26, 2007 11:12 PM Comments: 0 EDUARDO RAMOS: DOG FUCKER. NON-ILLEGAL ALIEN.** A 26-year-old Victoria man arrested last week in Robstown on misdemeanor charges of public lewdness and disorderly conduct could face more serious charges if authorities determine a dog was sexually assaulted. District Attorney Carlos Valdez, who received the case on Wednesday, said he is awaiting DNA results taken from the... Posted in skull_weblog on September 24, 2007 03:53 PM Comments: 0 SHE GETS THE SNAKE IN THE MOUTH, DUMBASS Snake collector Matt Wilkinson of Portland grabbed a 20-inch rattler from the highway near Maupin, and three weeks later, to impress his ex-girlfriend, he stuck the serpent in his mouth. He was soon near death with a swollen tongue that blocked his throat. Trauma doctors at the Oregon Health and... Posted in skull_weblog on September 21, 2007 10:28 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME DUMBASS O' THE MONTH: PATRICIA GABRYSIAK Patricia Gabrysiak needed a new sump pump, but she wound up taking a trip to the hospital. An installer left the pump and some supplies in the basement of her home in southwest suburban Frankfort. He also left three liquid-filled containers: a gallon water jug, a liter water container and... Posted in skull_weblog on September 19, 2007 08:55 PM Comments: 0 BRINGING A SPONGE TO A GUN FIGHT A western New York man faces grand larceny charges after being pulled over in a car that he said he stole so he could turn himself in on another charge. Ontario County sheriff's deputies say they pulled over Vincent Estrada Junior, 29, and found that the car he was driving... Posted in skull_weblog on September 14, 2007 07:14 PM Comments: 0 YOU CAN TAKE THE BOY OUTTA SKULLGAME.... A driver accused of two wild vehicle collisions last Saturday � the second resulting in his car going up in flames � was ordered not to drive and to submit to substance abuse screening. 51-year-old Don Robar of Worcester pleaded innocent Tuesday in Vermont District Court to two counts of... Posted in skull_weblog on September 12, 2007 11:09 PM Comments: 0 BUT SHE WAS A HOT BITCH: A SKULLGAME STORY People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals [PETA] is calling for the end of a Licking County community-service program after a prisoner was charged with sexually assaulting a dog at a local animal shelter. Clifford Hook, 19, of Zanesville, is accused of inappropriately touching a female dog while walking it... Posted in skull_weblog on September 10, 2007 04:01 PM Comments: 0 FLY THE WAY-TOO-FRIENDLY FUCKING SKIES!!! A 42-year-old Kentucky man faces federal charges after several witnesses aboard a flight from Louisville to Denver International Airport told an FBI agent that they saw him exposed and touching himself, according to an arrest affidavit. Alan Michael Froula of Fisherville, Ky., was charged Tuesday in federal court with unlawfully... Posted in skull_weblog on September 7, 2007 10:58 PM Comments: 0 IS THIS AMERICA OR THE USSR GODDAMN IT?!?! A naked man driving along the Indiana Toll Road was arrested and charged because his lewd conduct distracted other motorists, police said. The 37-year-old Chicago man was traveling east to Ohio to visit his mother, police said. He was nude and had petroleum jelly on his hands when a state... Posted in skull_weblog on September 5, 2007 12:06 AM Comments: 0 *YOU TOO? WILL NOTHING STOP THE SAUSAGE COPS?* Rocio Palacios noticed a woman who appeared to need help. It was 8 a.m. when she and her husband, Erasmo, dropped their 6-year-old daughter off at school and picked up their 22-year-old daughter when they saw the woman waving her arms. The couple laughed, realizing this wasn't a woman in... Posted in skull_weblog on September 3, 2007 02:37 PM Comments: 0 UH OH................... A 19-year-old man, who detectives say distributed a nude picture of his underage ex-girlfriend on fliers and on the Internet, pleaded no contest today to child abuse and attempted child abuse, both third-degree felonies. Anthony Daniel Rich Jr. had initially been charged with sexual performance by a child, a second-degree... Posted in skull_weblog on August 31, 2007 06:46 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME DAD OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO... A man pleaded guilty in federal court to giving his 13-year-old son steroids while the boy trained to compete internationally on a roller-skating team. James Edward Gahan, 41, formerly of Lady Lake, entered his plea on Friday before U.S. Magistrate Judge Thomas B. McCoun III. A sentencing date has not... Posted in skull_weblog on August 29, 2007 12:15 AM Comments: 0 SHE'S AN UGLY CAMEL BUT FUCK IT. PUSSY'S PUSSY. A woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal may have tried to have sex with her. The woman was found dead at the family's sheep and cattle ranch near the town of Mitchell in Queensland. The woman had been given the camel as a... Posted in skull_weblog on August 27, 2007 06:13 PM Comments: 0 MATRIMONY: EXACTLY THE WAY GOD INTENDED IT TO BE A woman is facing attempted homicide charges after she stabbed her estranged husband in the chest with a kitchen knife while they were having sexual intercourse. Falon Gonzales, 23, was arrested for allegedly assaulting her husband, Juan Carlos Gonzales, 26, at their residence near the 300 block of West Stanford... Posted in skull_weblog on August 24, 2007 12:34 AM Comments: 0 FROM PULPIT TO COCK PIT: 1 PREACHER'S JOURNEY A southwest suburban Southern Baptist congregation allowed a convicted child sex offender to preach for the last few years -- despite his past, and a warning from his previous church that he might still be dangerous. In 1996, Jeff Hannah was sentenced to nine years in prison for having sexual... Posted in skull_weblog on August 22, 2007 10:10 PM Comments: 0 TO PROTECT, SERVE & SUCK LOTSA SAUSAGE... The wife of a veteran Oakland County Sheriff's deputy faces multiple counts of prostitution in what authorities describe as a long-running operation in which she allegedly advertised her services for $250 an hour through a Web site. Christy Ann Newlin, 45, of Waterford Township, was arraigned before District Judge William... Posted in skull_weblog on August 20, 2007 07:42 PM Comments: 0 *WHAT? HER TOO?!?!?* Most people steal because they are tired of paying for things. But a 24-year-old Burlington woman arrested for stealing $250 worth of groceries told police she stole them because she was just plain tired. The woman walked into Sentry Foods, 156 S. Pine St. in Burlington, on July 21 and... Posted in skull_weblog on August 17, 2007 12:32 AM Comments: 0 NAKED, CRACK HOTTUBBING? SINCE WHEN IS THIS NEWS?!?! Police arrested a man after he was found naked in a hot tub in Cumberland County. On Sunday night, Upper Allen Township Police were called to a home following a call of a suspicious man. That�s where police found 49-year-old Richard Hedin of Mechanicsburg in the hot tub. Police also... Posted in skull_weblog on August 15, 2007 06:01 PM Comments: 0 NON-GAY ART PROF CAUGHT, FIRED FOR NOT BEING GAY A Monessen High School teacher resigned after winning a date with a porn star during a satellite radio contest. The school board recently voted to accept Jaison Biagini's resignation. While listening to the "Bubba the Love Sponge" radio show on Sirius satellite radio, Biagini won the trip last month to... Posted in skull_weblog on August 13, 2007 01:26 PM Comments: 0 READING, JERKING OFF... IS FUNDAMENTAL. A Wichita library patron is tased after police say he pulled a knife on a librarian. It happened Tuesday afternoon at the Central Library on S. Main Street in Wichita. According to police, a customer went to a librarian and said a man was behind some shelves masturbating. The librarian... Posted in skull_weblog on August 10, 2007 08:32 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME ON MEDICAL HOBBYISTS: THE NUTTY YEARS A St. Paul man, complaining of chronic pain, wanted to have his testicles removed. When conventional medical staff refused to do the job, he hired other "professionals" to take off his testicles, according to a search warrant affidavit filed Monday in Ramsey County District Court. Two or three people operated... Posted in skull_weblog on August 8, 2007 07:38 PM Comments: 0 VOTING WITH YOUR BUMPER: SKULLGAME STYLE A Madison man infuriated because an "alleged" hooker left with his money before finishing her "work" subsequently used his truck to repeatedly ram the Lincoln Town Car she got into and, unfortunately for him, did so while a cop was watching. Now Jose A. Mojica, 33, of Madison, his brother-in-law,... Posted in skull_weblog on August 6, 2007 11:15 AM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME STICKTUITIVENESS: A GODDAMNED PRIMER A Waukegan man who flipped his car and took out a grounded power line during an apparent road rage incident's been charged with reckless driving, battery. Police charged Steven Stankovitch, 47, in connection with Tuesday's rush hour accident. According to police, Stankovitch became angry after he was accidentally cut off... Posted in skull_weblog on August 3, 2007 10:26 PM Comments: 0 A COCK-SUCKING SKIRT-WEARING PASTOR: TYPICAL A Christian radio station employee and pastor's been charged with indecent exposure, as well as DUI and violation of the open container law. WZAP-AM 690's owner, Al Morris has issued a brief statement Monday saying, "As many of you are aware Tommy Tester, an employee of WZAP was recently arrested... Posted in skull_weblog on August 1, 2007 08:41 PM Comments: 0 SKULLIE SEX-GRAVE ROBBER AWARD OF YEAR GOES TO... Three men who dug up a young woman's corpse to have sex with it after seeing her obituary photo cannot be charged with attempted sexual assault because Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia, an appeals court ruled Thursday. A judge was correct to dismiss the charges against twin brothers Nicholas... Posted in skull_weblog on July 30, 2007 06:52 PM Comments: 0 GAYNESS IN PRISON: THE FIRST SIGN Call it Ultimate Fighting Ebert and Roeper. Two Ozaukee County Jail inmates are getting the thumbs down, felony style, from local law enforcement after tussling last week over the off-screen lifestyle of filmmaker Woody Allen. According to a criminal complaint filed Monday in Ozaukee County Circuit Court, the fight began... Posted in skull_weblog on July 25, 2007 08:44 PM Comments: 0 AMERICA THE FUCKED ARRESTS ITS CAP'N FOR WHAT?!?! A Melbourne physician accused of groping a woman while dressed as comic book superhero Captain America has agreed to apologize to his alleged victim and never return to a city bar in a bid to avoid trial, his attorney said. Raymond Douglas Adamcik, 54, was charged with misdemeanor battery, disorderly... Posted in skull_weblog on July 23, 2007 02:54 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME MOM OF THE YEAR AWARD!!! A Syracuse woman is accused of leaving four young children alone for more than an hour Tuesday at Syracuse's Inner Harbor while a man shot nude photos of her in the woods, city police said. A passer-by called police, who said they found the children -- a 6-year-old, two 4-year-olds... Posted in skull_weblog on July 20, 2007 08:52 PM Comments: 0 FROM THE DEPT. OF REDUNDANCY DEPT... A man married his bride in a courtroom immediately after he was sentenced to at least a decade in prison on a murder conspiracy charge. Cassandre LaFortune, dressed in a white gown, listened to Akram "Ish" Jones enter his Alford plea Tuesday. She then stepped forward to marry him. When... Posted in skull_weblog on July 15, 2007 08:30 AM Comments: 0 WHEN SLUTS ATTACK....GAY DUDES!!! Two people were arrested early Saturday after a bachelorette party got out of control over a male stripper act, according to police. Washington County sheriffs said a Portland man called police to the home on NW Kearney Street just after midnight to report a robbery. The caller said he was... Posted in skull_weblog on July 13, 2007 08:23 PM Comments: 0 HEEEEYYYY...WHO AMONG US HASN'T....?!?! A 50-year-old man who died in a hit-and-run crash Sunday night on Green Bay�s east side has been identified as Tyrone Ware of Green Bay. A woman who also was struck in the 11:57 p.m. crash, meanwhile, was reported in life-threatening condition today. Joann Carroll, 41, Green Bay, was walking... Posted in skull_weblog on July 11, 2007 08:40 PM Comments: 0 BALL-BUSTING BITCHERY HITS NEW LOWS/HIGHS! A state forensic scientist who said she tested her husband's underwear for DNA to find out whether he was having sex with another woman is being investigated to determine whether she violated policies banning the use of state equipment for personal reasons. Ann Chamberlain-Gordon of Okemos testified in a March... Posted in skull_weblog on July 9, 2007 06:12 PM Comments: 0 FEMALE SKULLGAME WRITERS IN THE NEWS!!! Cecil and Denise Allred's Sunday night began without incident. They ate dinner at KFC. They returned home to Randee Road. He stepped outside to feed chicken scraps to the cats. Then he saw the body. There in the mud a few feet from the house, someone lay in a fetal... Posted in skull_weblog on July 1, 2007 08:09 PM Comments: 0 COLLECTING FOR THE POLICEMAN'S BALLS: PART 2 A woman who says a Philadelphia police officer forced her and a friend to put on a sex show in a city jail cell tearfully recounted the experience yesterday before a police tribunal that is weighing discipline in the case. Erica Hejnar sobbed as she told the Police Board of... Posted in skull_weblog on June 29, 2007 08:14 PM Comments: 0 A FAKE LEG, A BINDLE, AND THOU. Sheriff's deputies have arrested a Grove man on drug charges after finding crystal methamphetamine inside his prosthetic leg. Larry Clinton Harper, 64, was arrested at his business, Harper's Used Cars and Body Shop, last week. During a search, deputies found drugs inside a sock-like covering inside Harper's prosthetic leg, said... Posted in skull_weblog on June 24, 2007 06:42 PM Comments: 0 THE SKULLGAME COP OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO... A Detroit police sergeant's been suspended while the department investigates allegations that he forced two couples to perform sex acts while he masturbated outside their car in a city park last weekend. �I feel violated and misused and I can�t trust the police,� a 22-year-old Detroit woman said. �I feel... Posted in skull_weblog on June 16, 2007 06:19 PM Comments: 0 SOUTHERN RACE RELATIONS: SKULLGAME STYLE. AND THE PLAYERS THAT HATE THEM. The arrest of two women teachers on charges of having sex with their male students has brought cries of lingering racism in one of South Carolina's most conservative counties and evoked some of the South's oldest and deepest-seated racial taboos. Both women are white. The boys - six in all... Posted in skull_weblog on June 10, 2007 06:38 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME'S WOMAN OF YEAR AWARD GOES TO... A Salvadoran woman was detained after she tried to smuggle a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina into the country's main prison, authorities said Wednesday. Officials subsequently raised the security level at jails across the country, prison system spokesman Alberto Uribe said, adding the discovery showed "the inmates... Posted in skull_weblog on June 3, 2007 10:15 PM Comments: 0 THERE'S LOVE AND THEN THERE'S THE WOMEN WE LOVE'S MOTHERS A woman was charged with second-degree domestic battery after biting off part of her new son-in-law's ear. Police say Julie Lynn Jenkins, 42, bit Leland Shawn Charles Knighting's ear Wednesday night. Officers found Knighting lying in the street, holding the side of his head and bleeding heavily from an ear.... Posted in skull_weblog on May 27, 2007 10:36 AM Comments: 0 COLLECTING FOR THE POLICEMAN'S BALLS A porn star claims a state trooper who stopped her on a highway let drug charges slide in exchange for oral sex. And she says she's got proof � the trooper's own video images of the roadside tryst. The allegations have led to a Tennessee Highway Patrol investigation and the... Posted in skull_weblog on May 23, 2007 10:54 PM Comments: 0 RONALD McDONALD: FRIEND, PUSHER, OR BOTH? The family of an 8-year-old who found a small bag of marijuana, a smoking pipe and a lighter in a McDonald's Happy Meal said they will most likely not sue, but would like an apology. On Monday, Ottawan Keith Irelan and his three children went through the drive-through at McDonald's... Posted in skull_weblog on May 21, 2007 06:52 PM Comments: 0 DRIVE OVER TO GET IT & YOU CAN HAVE IT A North Dakota man who is styling himself as "America's first sightless gunslinger" is claiming to be the victim of discrimination because Minnesota won't give a blind man a permit to carry a gun in public. Carey McWilliams, 33, of Fargo says he carries one anyway when he crosses the... Posted in skull_weblog on May 18, 2007 12:01 AM Comments: 0 WE GUESS THE GUINEA OMELETTE'S OUT TOO?!? As controversies go, this one isn't exactly a whopper. It's more of a - well, let's just say it's about a wopburger and what happens when the menu at a Louisville restaurant collides with ethnic sensibilities and political correctness. And, essentially, what happens is the icon blinks first. Which is... Posted in skull_weblog on May 16, 2007 10:44 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME ENTRY: BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER WE KNOW Authorities were led on a high speed vehicle chase by an armless, one-legged man, and they said this wasn't the first time the 40-year-old eluded police. Michael Francis Wiley taught himself to drive after losing both arms and a leg in an electrical accident when he was 13. He spent... Posted in skull_weblog on May 14, 2007 07:17 PM Comments: 0 *NOTE: HIDE TAPE, POCKET DRUGS, THEN* CALL COPS. A former exotic dancer from Pleasanton was sentenced to a year in jail today after she was caught on videotape doing drugs and having sex with a Pacifica man who died of a heart attack during their romp at his home. The video camera, which the pair had set up... Posted in skull_weblog on May 11, 2007 09:37 PM Comments: 0 SHE BROKE IN HERE EVERY DAY LAST WEEK A woman forced an 83-year-old housemate to smoke crack cocaine so she could steal personal info to get a credit card and run up more than $3,000 in charges, authorities said. Pasco County sheriff's investigators accused Theresa M. Stanley-Morgan, 41, of getting the older woman to smoke the drug at... Posted in skull_weblog on May 9, 2007 07:17 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME SUPPORTS BIG-TITTIED LESBO TEENS!!! A group of Gig Harbor High School students staged a protest during class hours today criticizing the school�s use of video surveillance cameras that caught two girls kissing and holding hands. As many as 50 students at a time risked getting an unexcused absence from class to call attention to... Posted in skull_weblog on May 7, 2007 05:46 PM Comments: 0 A CLOWN SEX OFFENDER?!?! NOOO. [FEIGN DISBELIEF] A Grand Junction man who has worked as a clown named Giggles for the Grand Junction Farmers� Market Festival has been arrested on suspicion of using the Internet to lure a child into having sex. Antonio Eric Lazcano, 29, faces charges of Internet sexual exploitation of a child, Internet luring... Posted in skull_weblog on May 4, 2007 06:35 PM Comments: 0 TEXT BOOK DEFINITION: TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER. A 23-year-old Winona man who was stabbed nine times early Saturday morning told police he couldn�t identify his assailants because he slept through the whole thing. Deputy police chief Tom Williams said Winona Police are investigating the incident, which occurred at about 1:30 a.m. at a residence on the 700... Posted in skull_weblog on May 2, 2007 11:05 PM Comments: 0 WHEN LOVE COMES TO SKULLGAME.COM Evening rush-hour traffic on Interstate Hwy. 694 came to a standstill Wednesday for a most peculiar reason: two women fighting in the middle of the highway. The bizarre scene unfolded when Zion Johnson and Jerusha Monger, both of Sag Harbor, N.J., stopped the car they were in, got out, and... Posted in skull_weblog on April 30, 2007 09:39 AM Comments: 0 ME NEITHER DID I NOT GET A BLOWJOB! San Mateo Sheriff Greg Munks and his undersheriff were swept up in Las Vegas prostitution sting over the weekend while at a massage parlor suspected of being a brothel. Munks called the incident a "personal embarrassment" and apologized to sheriff's officials, the county and his family for his "lack of... Posted in skull_weblog on April 27, 2007 10:48 PM Comments: 0 WHY AMERICA SUCKS NOW: 26 IN A 50 PART STORY A man has been charged with one count of indecent exposure after he went to a Raleigh dry cleaners without pants on. Police arrested Kenneth Lee Wollen after he allegedly went through the Pope's Cleaners drive-through while not wearing any pants. He said he was there to pick up clothing.... Posted in skull_weblog on April 25, 2007 09:44 PM Comments: 0 THE SKULLGAME COP OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO... A Detroit police sergeant's been suspended while the department investigates allegations that he forced two couples to perform sex acts while he masturbated outside their car in a city park last weekend. �I feel violated and misused and I can�t trust the police,� a 22-year-old Detroit woman said. �I feel... Posted in skull_weblog on April 23, 2007 07:00 PM Comments: 0 WHEN WIGGERDOM GOES VERY, VERY WRONG A Fox River Grove man in Oak Park on Tuesday wanted to get enough money together to take a Metra train to get to drug court in St. Charles, police said. As he was rifling though the glove box of a 2007 Cadillac Escalade that he didn�t have permission to... Posted in skull_weblog on April 19, 2007 11:15 PM Comments: 0 MONEY-MAKING JEWS? NAAAHHHHH.... Republican presidential candidate Tommy Thompson told a Jewish group Monday that earning money is "part of the Jewish tradition," a remark for which he later apologized. "I'm in the private sector and for the first time in my life I'm earning money," Thompson told the Religious Action Center of Reform... Posted in skull_weblog on April 18, 2007 10:42 PM Comments: 0 NEXT TIME? SKULLGAME FOR YOUR REVENGE NEEDS. A Byron man has been sentenced to four months in jail for distributing stickers that featured derogatory sexual remarks and a woman's photo and phone number of his former girlfriend. Thomas Carl Tiedeman, 62, was sentenced March 21 in Dodge District Court after pleading guilty in December to a felony... Posted in skull_weblog on April 16, 2007 09:43 PM Comments: 0 OFFICER A-LITTLE-TOO-GODDAMNED FRIENDLY: PART 2 A police officer assigned to Hutto High School asked a 16-year-old student last month to take off her clothes while he photographed her in his office and even paid her $50, according to an arrest affidavit. George Wesley Helms, 35, was fired from the Hutto Police Department last month after... Posted in skull_weblog on April 13, 2007 02:13 AM Comments: 0 A LAWSUIT FOR A LITTLE EXTRA MEAT AT DINNER? Staffing was so inadequate at a California senior center that a rat crawled into an Alzheimer's patient's mouth and died there before staff noticed, a lawsuit claims. The lawsuit, filed Thursday on behalf of 90-year-old Sigmund Bock, alleges that administrators at the Paragon Gardens Assisted Living and Memory Care Community... Posted in skull_weblog on April 11, 2007 01:26 AM Comments: 0 WHO AMONG US COULD CAST THIS FIRST GODDAMNED STONE? A local peeping Tom took his unseemly pastime to new heights when he propped a ladder against a Baraboo home to get a peek in a second-floor bedroom window last month. In the early morning hours of March 24, Matt Edgerton, 24, was enjoying some quality time with a date... Posted in skull_weblog on April 9, 2007 09:34 PM Comments: 0 OOPS. Benjamin Houghton had fewer reasons than most to fear the surgery he had scheduled at the Veterans Affairs Medical Center here to remove his potentially cancerous left testicle. For one thing, the 47-year-old Air Force veteran and father of four already knew that he could function with a single healthy... Posted in skull_weblog on April 6, 2007 08:46 PM Comments: 0 DEFINITELY A GOOD-NEWS-BAD-NEWS-GOOD-NEWS SCENARIO A statutory rape case against a 42-year-old charged as a man took on a different look after a jail shower revealed the defendant is actually a woman. The female victim and several prisoners at the Hamilton County Jail were among those surprised to discover that the person booked in the... Posted in skull_weblog on April 4, 2007 09:45 PM Comments: 0 SOUTHERN RACE RELATIONS: SKULLGAME STYLE. AND THE PLAYERS THAT HATE THEM. The arrest of two women teachers on charges of having sex with their male students has brought cries of lingering racism in one of South Carolina's most conservative counties and evoked some of the South's oldest and deepest-seated racial taboos. Both women are white. The boys - six in all... Posted in skull_weblog on April 2, 2007 01:35 PM Comments: 0 THREE HOTS, A COT & ANAL RAPE? PROBLEM SOLVED! Gregory Seckler came to Florida looking for work. He ended up living in shabby motels, desperately afraid of becoming homeless. After driving by the tent city encampment and seeing the gritty nature of life on the streets, Seckler decided he couldn't take anymore. So he decided to rob a bank.... Posted in skull_weblog on March 30, 2007 08:49 PM Comments: 0 DO SKULLGAME READERS HAVE NO PLACE TO WORSHIP? Tahlequah police jailed a man Monday after he allegedly exposed himself to people leaving a local church. Wesley Dale Vaughan, 47, was booked for indecent exposure. Vaughn, who has previous convictions for indecent exposure and feloniously pointing a firearm, will be formally charged in district court with the new offense.... Posted in skull_weblog on March 28, 2007 10:55 PM Comments: 0 ANAL RAPE HAS A STRANGE WAY OF DOING THAT Michael Williamson, who was first arrested for a lewd act 32 years ago, tells a reporter that at age 14 he started masturbating in the hopes of increasing his genital size -- "I was trying to get this huge thing to make me a tough guy" -- and has hardly... Posted in skull_weblog on March 26, 2007 07:11 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME IS IN LOVE. COME TO SKULLGAME, BABY. A Bluffton woman was charged over the weekend for nearly biting the nose off a woman and severely biting a man on the cheek, authorities said. Police say Kellee E. Knight, 34, of 74 Shultz Road was drinking alcohol with her neighbors March 2 and became agitated when a 46-year-old... Posted in skull_weblog on March 23, 2007 10:10 PM Comments: 0 OFFICER A-LITTLE-TOO FRIENDLY: ON THE JOB A Missoula County sheriff's deputy was fired today for initiating sexually explicit conversations on the Internet using a county-owned computer and lying to supervisors about the nature of his online activity. Sgt. Ty Evenson created an account on MySpace.com to improve �relations between law enforcement and the public,� according to... Posted in skull_weblog on March 21, 2007 09:53 PM Comments: 0 CASTRATION DUNGEON? THAT'S NOT CALLED "MARRIAGE"? Three men accused of operating what police described as a sadomasochistic "dungeon" that included castrations have been sentenced to jail time. Richard Peter "Master Rick" Sciara, his partner of 20 years Michael Mendez, and the man they called their slave, Danny Carroll Reeves, pleaded guilty to felony castration and maiming.... Posted in skull_weblog on March 19, 2007 08:50 PM Comments: 0 "IT WAS NOT MINE" & OTHER LIKELY STORIES A 19-year-old Chandler man has been arrested on accusations he cooked methamphetamine in a toaster, setting fire to his condo and prompting him to take unusual steps to try to put out the blaze, authorities said. Jonathan Zaletel was unable to douse the fire with water when it broke out... Posted in skull_weblog on March 14, 2007 10:00 PM Comments: 0 HAVING YOUR GODDAMN PRIORITIES STRAIGHT: SKULLGAME STYLE. A desire for drugs was so strong a 28-year-old woman spent three weeks scamming nearly $2,000 from the father of her dead roommate while the body rotted in their apartment under a heap of clothes. "She was doing this for financial gain, calling the father and saying, 'Hey your daughter... Posted in skull_weblog on March 12, 2007 04:36 PM Comments: 0 DIDN'T WE JUST FUCKING SAY, NO ASKING OR TELLING? A drill sergeant at Fort Eustis has been accused of multiple sex-related charges, including forcing a male trainee to dress as Superman and submit to sexual acts, and is scheduled to appear in a military court next month. Army Staff Sgt. Edmundo F. Estrada, 35, of Hampton, is facing charges... Posted in skull_weblog on March 9, 2007 08:12 PM Comments: 0 WHAT!?!? WHAT?!?!? An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested Monday after he allegedly touched a female passenger as she tried to sleep and ejaculated on her, according to a complaint filed in federal court in Minneapolis. Samuel Oscar Gonzalez, 20, of Lakewood, Wash., was charged with simple assault, a misdemeanor, in U.S.... Posted in skull_weblog on March 7, 2007 06:32 PM Comments: 0 JIMMY THE G: COMMAND PERFORMANCE!!! Jeffrey Crane got something unexpected when he stopped to gas up his pickup truck � a tank full of water. Crane, who filled up at a Marathon Station in Hobart on Saturday, had his pickup towed to a repair shop when it failed to start Monday. He was surprised to... Posted in skull_weblog on March 5, 2007 06:03 PM Comments: 0 ANOTHER SKULLGAME RELATED READER DEATH! The California Highway Patrol identified the man who died in a vehicle collision while apparently using a laptop computer as 29-year-old Chico resident Oscar Hinojosa, a computer tutor. Hinojosa died Monday morning after his Honda Accord crossed into oncoming traffic and collided with a Hummer on Highway 99 south of... Posted in skull_weblog on March 2, 2007 09:13 PM Comments: 0 HOLLYWOOD HOMOS LOVE HETERO HOOKERS: HOW? WHY?** When Hollywood madam Jody "Babydol" Gibson was busted eight years ago, word that police had seized her list of celebrity clients stirred intense curiosity in Hollywood � and not a little worry. The much-anticipated disclosure of famous names never occurred, however. The evidence presented to the jury that convicted Gibson... Posted in skull_weblog on February 28, 2007 11:47 PM Comments: 0 EAU D'INDIGNITY, A JUG OF WINE & 850 POUNDS OF THOU Until she came to Houston's Renaissance Hospital two weeks ago, Renee Williams hadn't left her bed in three years. It took eight people to get her in and out of the ambulance. At her first weigh-in at the hospital, she tipped 850 pounds. Williams this week became what's thought to... Posted in skull_weblog on February 26, 2007 09:52 PM Comments: 0 PULP FICTION: THE DUMBASS REDUX An Oconomowoc man who thought he heard a woman being raped allegedly busted through a neighbor�s door, carrying a sword, only to find the neighbor watching porn. James Van Iveren, 39, was released last week on a $5,000 signature bond and is scheduled to appear in court again March 9.... Posted in skull_weblog on February 21, 2007 07:53 PM Comments: 0 MOMS I'D LIKE TO NOT FUCK. LIKE, EVER. AGAIN. It was too much for some residents of The Dalles to believe that a rosy-cheeked 82-year-old church volunteer with a penchant for gardening and a reputation for kindness actually had sexual intercourse with the 11-year-old boy in her foster care. The story rocked the town of 12,000 when Georgie Audean... Posted in skull_weblog on February 19, 2007 04:22 PM Comments: 0 *I GUESS SHE WAS JUST TOO* GOOD FOR SEMEN Tiffany Sutton apparently wanted to drink up her lover on Valentine's Day - literally, authorities said. Police early this morning arrested Sutton, who they believe may have tricked her acquaintance into having "kinky sex" so she could drink his blood. The victim, 45, and Sutton, 23, were lying in bed... Posted in skull_weblog on February 16, 2007 07:25 PM Comments: 0 LET HE WITHOUT HUFF CAST THE FIRST STONE A copy machine repairman, whose company was hired to do work at St. Clairsville High School, was first thought to be having an asthma attack and it looked like he was trying to use an inhaler in the company van across the street from the school around 10:54 a.m. Monday.... Posted in skull_weblog on February 14, 2007 08:43 PM Comments: 0 LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT ONE ON YOUR TONGUE TOO... Criminal charges were filed against a man accused of telling females they had a tick on them, touching their buttocks and in some cases, pulling their pants down, a criminal complaint says. Michael F. Knurr, 39, faces five counts of fourth-degree sexual assault for incidents that occurred in Muskego, New... Posted in skull_weblog on February 12, 2007 05:27 PM Comments: 0 A NICE DAY FOR NAKED COCK JERKING IN PUBLIC A 47-year-old supervisor in the state comptroller's office this week denied charges that he was naked and masturbating inside a glass-enclosed ski lift at a Vermont ski area. William N. Barret III of Albany was charged with felony lewd and lascivious conduct at Stratton Mountain Resort. He was also charged... Posted in skull_weblog on February 9, 2007 07:55 PM Comments: 0 NOT BEING ON DRUGS: A TEXT BOOK DEFINITION Coming toward Mark Gillilan's home Sunday was a Kia Optima, clipping the end of a neighbor's parked car, scaring birds from trees and barreling toward him. "He was literally in the air," said Gillilan. "He was going so fast, I could hardly tell what color the car was." The car... Posted in skull_weblog on February 7, 2007 10:00 PM Comments: 0 GIVING A HAND IN MARRIAGE: MUSLIM DATING STYLE A doctor admitted yesterday in Superior Court in Middlesex County that he stole a hand from a medical-school cadaver that was later found in the home of an exotic dancer he had befriended. The plea deal Ahmed Rashed, 26, reached with prosecutors calls for him to receive five years of... Posted in skull_weblog on February 5, 2007 10:27 AM Comments: 0 AND SCOTT SMITH GETS READY TO MOVE. AGAIN. A lab test has confirmed that a man sexually assaulted a dead female goat found recently. �It�s definitely human DNA that we�re working with,� said Dee Thompson-Poirrier, director of animal services with the Panhandle Animal Welfare Society. The test indicated that semen found in the goat belonged to a man.... Posted in skull_weblog on February 2, 2007 05:23 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME ASSHOLE ATTORNEY IN THE NEWS! Madison lawyer Rick Petri says he hopes there's a lesson for others in what happened to him early Tuesday. Petri found himself in the embarrassing position of going to the Madison Police Dept. to pick up a client who had been arrested for drunken driving, only to be arrested himself... Posted in skull_weblog on January 31, 2007 12:15 AM Comments: 0 AIN'T THEY ALREADY THERE? If dog-loving lawmakers prevail, Fido could soon be sidling up to bar stools around the state under a measure that would allow well-behaved, leashed canines to join their human companions as they down their favorite microbrews. The measure was introduced by Sen. Ken Jacobsen, D-Seattle, who got the idea at... Posted in skull_weblog on January 29, 2007 05:46 PM Comments: 0 TEXT BOOK DEFINITION: TOUGH. FUCKING. BREAK. A 22-year-old Joliet man was sentenced today to 3 years in prison for using a cellphone belonging to his underage girlfriend's father to snap a picture of himself inappropriately touching her. Will County Circuit Judge Amy Bertani-Tomczak handed down the sentence for Steven S. Bodemuller, who pleaded guilty to one... Posted in skull_weblog on January 26, 2007 07:24 PM Comments: 0 SOUTHERN MAN DON'T NEED SKULLGAME AROUND ANYHOW A 23-year-old Hilton Head Island man was charged with public disorderly conduct after a deputy observed him "in a physical confrontation with shrubs" at 8:27 p.m. Saturday at Carolina First, 401 William Hilton Parkway, according to a Beaufort County Sheriff's Report. Responding to a complaint that a man tried to... Posted in skull_weblog on January 24, 2007 11:21 PM Comments: 0 NEWSFLASH: ALL MICHIGAN MURDERERS CAUGHT! NOW: REAL CRIME... In a ruling sure to make philandering spouses squirm, Michigan's second-highest court says that anyone involved in an extramarital fling can be prosecuted for first-degree criminal sexual conduct, a felony punishable by up to life in prison. "We cannot help but question whether the Legislature actually intended the result we... Posted in skull_weblog on January 22, 2007 10:38 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME TRANSLATION: FAT. GAY. OR FAT & GAY. They call themselves voluntary virgins, born-again virgins, secondary virgins, celibate, abstinent and chaste. In sex-obsessed America, adults who give up sex have as many reasons for their decision as they have terms to describe it. Their form of self-denial and discipline dates back thousands of years, but they say it... Posted in skull_weblog on January 19, 2007 08:02 PM Comments: 0 THAT TIME OF MONTH EVERY FUCKING DAY!!! A Connecticut woman faces felony charges after she allegedly tried to smuggle drugs and a scalpel into Great Meadow state prison in a tampon, authorities said Tuesday. Cassandra D. Jones, 42, of 100 Cold Springs Road, Rocky Hill, Conn., was visiting an inmate whose name was not released, according to... Posted in skull_weblog on January 17, 2007 09:50 PM Comments: 0 THERE IS A SKULLGAME GOD. A celebratory streaker dashing across W. University Avenue following Florida's national championship victory ran into the path of a car and is hospitalized in critical condition, officials said. Police said that was the only serious incident resulting from the raucous partying near the University of Florida. Injured was Matthew T.... Posted in skull_weblog on January 15, 2007 04:42 PM Comments: 0 FOR $1.3 MIL? SKULLGAME'LL TAKE YOUR RETARDS!!! The condominium board of a Washington Heights building is facing a discrimination lawsuit on behalf of five mentally retarded adults who want to move in. The lawsuit, filed recently in federal court in Manhattan, is the latest chapter in Margaret Puddington's effort to find a suitable home for her son... Posted in skull_weblog on January 12, 2007 04:18 PM Comments: 0 GREAT MOMENTS IN SKULLGAME WRITER'S HISTORY. Police charged a South Portland man with exposing himself at a business, but not before a fight, a foot chase and a violent brush with the rear window of a police cruiser. Police said the 39-year-old man pulled down his pants at Chuck E. Cheese's sometime before 2:22 p.m. When... Posted in skull_weblog on January 10, 2007 08:40 PM Comments: 0 WE YUM YUM CUM Red Light District Rating: FOUR "Man You Can Trust" BUSTED NUTS TIA TANAKA's just as cute as a button. Like a little cuddly-wuddly, squeaky toy. She's so pretty I'd do anything for her. Buy her flowers everyday. Paint her toenails whenever she asks. Make sweet, sweet love. Then I'd cut... Posted in skull_weblog on January 9, 2007 06:41 PM Comments: 0 $10K WHORES? CAN WE GET A FEW REVIEW UNITS HERE? For years, Lisa Ann Taylor's neighbors suspected something was going in her white-columned, million-dollar mansion in one of suburban Atlanta's most exclusive neighborhoods. Scantily clad women were seen posing for photos in the driveway. Cars and trucks came and went at all hours. Despite repeated calls to police about the... Posted in skull_weblog on January 8, 2007 06:35 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME'S SUCK UP OF THE NEW YEAR GOES TO... In hindsight, Checker Auto Parts store manager Darrin Malsack says he probably should have exercised better judgment than to leap onto a getaway car carrying two shoplifters as they prepared to burn rubber out of the store's parking lot. But he had no idea that what he thought was just... Posted in skull_weblog on January 5, 2007 06:31 PM Comments: 0 UH-FUCKING-OH. Patrons of a Northwest Side massage parlor may have had their visits with prostitutes broadcast over the Internet, police said. Based on statements from a woman who worked there and the sophistication of computer equipment seized from V.I.P. Salon & Day Spa, police believe sex acts might have been transmitted... Posted in skull_weblog on December 29, 2006 04:07 PM Comments: 0 THE SKULLGAME WOMAN-OF-THE-YEAR AWARD GOES TO... A 29-year-old woman allegedly forged documents and assumed the identity of an Annapolis attorney, apparently for the sole purpose of having sex with an inmate at a Baltimore prison. "It was an elaborate scheme," said Maj. Priscilla Doggett, a spokeswoman for the prison system. "I'm not aware of something like... Posted in skull_weblog on December 27, 2006 07:49 PM Comments: 0 I HAVE A DREAM...AND IN IT? CRACK IS FREE AT LAST! A North Carolina woman was arrested after complaining to a police officer that the crack cocaine she had just purchased wasn't very good, authorities said. Eloise D. Reaves, 50, approached the Putnam County sheriff's deputy at a convenience store Friday, telling him that another man had sold her "bad crack"... Posted in skull_weblog on December 20, 2006 07:34 PM Comments: 0 SPECIAL SAUCE FROM A SPECIAL SKULLGAME STUDENT A senior at Wheaton North High School ejaculated into a bottle of ranch salad dressing and left it on a condiments cart in the upperclassmen's cafeteria, school officials said. The student returned the bottle to the cafeteria's condiments cart. Sodexho, the school's food service provider, requires that condiment containers be... Posted in skull_weblog on December 18, 2006 04:39 PM Comments: 0 LIKE ANOTHER DAY AROUND THE OFFICE SKULL A teacher who didn't have time to escort 3 students to the restroom is under fire for allegedly telling them to urinate in a soda bottle. The students did as they were told, said Thomas Field, interim superintendent of Wicomico County schools. The incident happened at Salisbury Middle School, where... Posted in skull_weblog on December 15, 2006 04:01 PM Comments: 0 DID SPIDER'S UNTIMELY DEATH TEACH US ABSOLUTELY NOTHING? Everyone knew that banning smoking in all New York City public buildings, including bars and restaurants, was a volatile issue that would spark controversy and opposition. But who would've thought it would lead to a violent slugfest between two of the city's five mob families? A case that's playing out... Posted in skull_weblog on December 13, 2006 10:35 PM Comments: 0 SO MUCH FOR THE NOBILITY OF THE COMMON MAN A web of misfortune seems only to deepen for Baltimore's best-known Socialist, A. Robert Kaufman. The perennial candidate - who has never won an election - was nearly knifed to death last year by a tenant in his West Baltimore boarding house, and suffered kidney failure as a result of... Posted in skull_weblog on December 11, 2006 04:25 PM Comments: 0 WELL THAT EXPLAINS, IN TOTAL, ERIC CARMEN For nearly 20 years � ever since Pete Costello was 8 � his mother has collected disability benefits on his behalf. In meetings with Social Security officials and psychologists, he appeared mentally retarded and unable to communicate. His mother insisted he couldn't read or write, shower, take care of himself... Posted in skull_weblog on December 8, 2006 08:57 PM Comments: 0 SEXY SENIOR CITIZENS, THE LAW AND YOU!!! Robert Holland, the former Bedminster Board of Supervisors chairman accused in May of sexually assaulting a 92-year-old nursing home patient, pleaded guilty Monday in county court in Doylestown. Holland's attorney said his client is sticking to his story that he had a consensual sexual relationship with the victim, who was... Posted in skull_weblog on December 6, 2006 10:48 AM Comments: 0 SOUTHERN MAN DON'T NEED YOU AROUND ANYHOW The guitar-shaped bulge in Morgan Conatser's clothing tipped off a music store owner that there might be a crime in progress. Clifton Lovell, owner of Guitars and Cadillacs on U.S. Highway 71 in De Queen, was talking with a customer last week when he saw Conatser, 29, walking out of... Posted in skull_weblog on December 4, 2006 08:49 PM Comments: 0 WHEN GOOD SKULLGAMES GO GREAT Gail Fiero said her family was devastated to find that their three pet goats had been abused: held down and spray painted, then sickened by eating several magazines left behind by their abuser - pornographic magazines at that. "We feel terrible about it," she said yesterday. "These animals are part... Posted in skull_weblog on December 1, 2006 07:41 PM Comments: 0 JOHN CUSACK IS FROM VENUS, MEN ARE FROM MARS A Rockford man faces burglary charges after two incidents in Brooklyn Park early Sunday in which he allegedly implored women from outside their bedroom windows to have sex with him -- and thrust one or both hands through the windowscreens. When arrested a short time later, Bryan Westerlund, 18, claimed... Posted in skull_weblog on November 29, 2006 01:14 AM Comments: 0 ONE WAY TO GET THE TV ALL TO YOURSELF A man sitting in his easy chair was shot in the head by his wife, but the sturdy recliner absorbed most of the bullet's force and left him virtually unscathed. The couple had been arguing at home on Sunday evening, said Contra Costa County sheriff's Lt. Charles Skuce. Then Jan... Posted in skull_weblog on November 28, 2006 10:26 PM Comments: 0 GODDAMN, WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT? Patrick Henry Stewart, a Tampa executive who blamed the antidepressant Paxil for his embezzling, won't be going to prison after all. Stewart, who methodically stole $1.8-million from ex-employer Jabil Circuit over a two-year period before a subordinate caught on, was sentenced Monday to 12 months of home confinement and five... Posted in skull_weblog on November 22, 2006 10:49 PM Comments: 0 ANOTHER SKULLGAME HEALTH FANATIC: IN ACTION!!! Forty-eight-year-old Anthony Patrick Sullivan had a rough evening. First, while riding his bicycle along State Route 12, the Santa Rosa man was hit by a car and suffered multiple broken bones and a cut on the back of his head. Then, while he was being treated for his injuries at... Posted in skull_weblog on November 17, 2006 10:47 PM Comments: 0 SO? Women from the mid-30s to mid-50s are less likely than Americans overall to be very happy, and many are racked by worries about aging parents and other family members, a national survey reports. Money, time and health concerns loomed large in the poll by independent pollsters Pursuant Inc. of more... Posted in skull_weblog on November 15, 2006 09:36 PM Comments: 0 ALVIN DEAN: SKULLGAME SUPER GENIUS. A Marathon man reportedly driving with a suspended license and carrying drugs picked the wrong place to speed: the parking lot of the Monroe County jail. Deputies stopped Alvin Dean, 42, on Monday night after seeing a 2003 Dodge Caravan speed into the parking lot, The Key West Citizen reported.... Posted in skull_weblog on November 13, 2006 07:57 PM Comments: 0 GAY? WHAT'S GAY ABOUT PANTIES, PUKE & PENISES? One of University of Central Florida's oldest fraternities has been disbanded by its national headquarters following allegations of hazing involving heavy drinking and pledges wearing women's underwear. The Sigma Alpha Epsilon chapter will be closed immediately, said Brandon Weghorst, a spokesman for the fraternity. "Our board does not feel it's... Posted in skull_weblog on November 10, 2006 09:31 AM Comments: 0 YOUR ASS HURTS TOO? HEY WAIT A MINUTE.... Police are searching for a Dublin doctor who they say sexually battered two men at his home and took hundreds of photographs of 19 patients who were unconscious and undressed at his medical clinic. Dr. Tony Shiu, who ran a private practice in Dublin, is being sought on a $1... Posted in skull_weblog on November 8, 2006 08:37 AM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME JUSTICE: AN OBJECT LESSON IN... A Lockport man who felt the wheels of his 2005 Monte Carlo weren't scrubbed properly grabbed a Homer Glen car wash supervisor and choked him until he passed out. Dino Dizeo, 43, became enraged when he noticed that the tire brushes had not been switched on when his car went... Posted in skull_weblog on November 6, 2006 08:59 PM Comments: 0 WHY EVERYTHING IN AMERICA SUCKS HARD TWICE At one gym, grunting is grounds for expulsion. Albert Argibay of Beacon, N.Y. was escorted by police officers from a gym this week for grunting � which is against Planet Fitness' rules for maintaining a non-intimidating atmosphere. "Perhaps I grunted, perhaps I didn't. It's open to interpretation," said Argibay, a... Posted in skull_weblog on November 3, 2006 08:55 PM Comments: 0 OLD BITCHES NEED LOVE, LOADS, JAIL TIME, TOO!!!** A 63-year-old Fitchburg woman who worked as a prison cook faces a sexual assault charge for having an affair with an inmate. Marion L. Sullins was expected to appear in court today on a charge of second-degree sexual assault by correctional staff. According to a criminal complaint, a 35-year-old male... Posted in skull_weblog on November 1, 2006 09:24 PM Comments: 0 STEROIDS: THEY LIFT YOU UP, WHILE THEY AGGHHHH... A shopkeeper got so angry about the way a man had parked his car that he climbed into a forklift, placed the fork under the car and lifted it off the ground, police said. Wasek Safrah, 51, of Ossining, also punched out both the offending car and the man who... Posted in skull_weblog on October 30, 2006 03:36 PM Comments: 0 AUSTRIANS WITHOUT A SENSE OF HUMOR? NOOO... An Austrian businessman announced today that he would get rid of urinals shaped like a woman's mouth from a public toilet near Vienna's national opera, after facing pressure from politicians who demanded their removal. The urinals, which are located in the "Opera Toilet," a lavishly decorated public restroom, feature thick,... Posted in skull_weblog on October 25, 2006 08:22 PM Comments: 0 HOMOSEXUAL B-BALL FANATIC STILL AT LARGE! The decision by a judge to dismiss an indecent exposure count against a woman is being questioned and appealed by the Riverside County district attorney's office. Judge Robert W. Armstrong dismissed the case against 40-year-old Alexis Luz Garcia at a hearing -- the day both sides were set to select... Posted in skull_weblog on October 23, 2006 01:19 PM Comments: 0 PARENTING 101: SKULLGAME STYLE! A 3-year-old boy from Tianjin became a chain smoker by smoking as much as a pack of cigarettes per day. He got into the bad habit months ago by imitating an adult smoker living next to his family, who then gave him a cigarette just for fun. If he does... Posted in skull_weblog on October 20, 2006 08:31 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME INGENUITY: REDNECK STYLE!!! A 22-year-old man attempted to drive 310 miles in reverse on a remote Outback highway after his transmission failed, blocking his forward gears, police said. The man was stopped by Western Australia state police after they spotted his car roaring in reverse down the highway at about 40 mph, according... Posted in skull_weblog on October 18, 2006 10:18 AM Comments: 0 AND IN OUR "WHERE DEY NOW?" FILE: SPEEDY GONZALEZ Authorities discovered cocaine and duffel bags of opened mail inside the pickup truck of a postal worker who was stopped for speeding. Salvador Gonzalez, 33, of Dallas, faces charges of possession of a controlled substance. Authorities said he may face federal charges for the unopened mail pending an investigation by... Posted in skull_weblog on October 16, 2006 06:56 PM Comments: 0 *THIS HAS BEEN A CRIME FOR EXACTLY HOW* LONG? A youth league baseball coach convicted of getting one of his players to injure a teammate was sentenced to prison today. T-ball coach Mark Downs Jr. was sentenced to 1-6 years for getting one of his players to intentionally injure a teammate. Fayette County Judge Ralph Warman said the actions... Posted in skull_weblog on October 13, 2006 05:03 PM Comments: 0 AND WE THOUGHT IT WAS THE WHOLE COCK UP THE ASS THING. Three county inmates in the jail here lay on their bunks, not saying much. They wore pink jumpsuits and pink slippers, and one was wrapped up in pink sheets. They were surrounded by pink bars and pink walls. They were not comfortable. Despite the cramped condition of the tiny jail,... Posted in skull_weblog on October 11, 2006 09:39 AM Comments: 0 A COCAINE BEVERAGE DRINK? HIP HIP HOO-YAYO!!!** "Cocaine" isn't for sale in Chicago area stores just yet, but some local beverage purveyors say they won't stock it if it does become available. The controversial energy drink recently debuted in New York and California. The drink maker's Web site claims it will soon be available online via Amazon.com.... Posted in skull_weblog on October 9, 2006 12:33 PM Comments: 0 A GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT? NOOOOOOO....!!! A woman was charged Wednesday with sexual assault after an altercation with a flight attendant on an airplane flying from Charlotte, N.C., to London, an official said. Conan Bruce, a spokesman for the Federal Air Marshal Service in Washington, said the woman got into an argument with a male flight... Posted in skull_weblog on October 6, 2006 08:39 AM Comments: 0 BUZZKILLER, HOMO SON STILL AT LARGE: SHOOT ON SIGHT The defendants, a soberly suited and neatly combed 11-year Cook County sheriff's lieutenant and her boyfriend, are tagged as perpetrators of public indecency. Their purported crime? Steamy hot tub sex on a fall afternoon in far southwest suburban Lockport. Now they're standing trial on the charge. Cook County Sheriff's Lt.... Posted in skull_weblog on October 4, 2006 12:12 PM Comments: 0 A FAKE LEG, A BINDLE, AND THOU. Sheriff's deputies have arrested a Grove man on drug charges after finding crystal methamphetamine inside his prosthetic leg. Larry Clinton Harper, 64, was arrested at his business, Harper's Used Cars and Body Shop, last week. During a search, deputies found drugs inside a sock-like covering inside Harper's prosthetic leg, said... Posted in skull_weblog on October 2, 2006 10:23 AM Comments: 0 TERRIFYINGLY WHORRIFIC: IS TRUST DEAD?!?! A Wood County supervisor resigned Tuesday after he was accused of trying to hire an exotic dancer for sex. James E. Gignac, 64, of Wisconsin Rapids, Wis., said he contacted police Monday after the woman demanded money even though he had "decided" "calling her" was a "mistake". He was arrested... Posted in skull_weblog on September 27, 2006 07:47 PM Comments: 0 *SKULLGAME WRITERS IN THE NEWS!!!* AGAIN. Police went to a home after receiving a report that it was entered illegally and later found their suspect running nude through a pasture. Tim Smith, 19, of Texarkana was charged with residential burglary, third-degree assault, fleeing, disorderly conduct and refusal to submit to arrest. No bond was set and... Posted in skull_weblog on September 25, 2006 01:50 PM Comments: 0 NEGROES ARE SO AMUSING** A Nigerian murder suspect accused of killing his brother with an axe told police investigators he actually attacked a goat, which was only later magically transformed into his sibling's corpse, officials said. The man, whose name wasn't released, offered police his explanation after his arrest in the death of his... Posted in skull_weblog on September 18, 2006 04:19 PM Comments: 0 ANOTHER BROAD WE BANGED: IN THE NEWS!!! The police chief, the mayor and a councilman in this small town resigned Friday amid an uproar over nude photos of the chief's 300-pound, tattooed wife that she posted on a Web site. Dozens of residents of the town of 1,500 had demanded Police Chief Tod Ozmun resign, and the... Posted in skull_weblog on September 11, 2006 05:40 PM Comments: 0 QUICK. THINK FAST. TURKISH STYLE. Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said. Madin Azad Amin, 29, of Skokie, was stopped Aug. 16 at O'Hare International... Posted in skull_weblog on September 5, 2006 10:10 AM Comments: 0 *WHA?!? AND YOUR ANUS HURT TOO? NOOOO...* A 48-year-old man woke up Sunday morning unable to remember how he got into bed, what happened the night before or where his pants went. Eugenio Pagan, of West Park Avenue, called police at 2 p.m. Sunday to report that someone stole his wallet with $3,500 in it, according to... Posted in skull_weblog on August 28, 2006 10:53 PM Comments: 0 OUR OVENS NEVER SLEEP!!! A new restaurant in India�s financial hub, named after Adolf Hitler and promoted with posters showing the German leader and Nazi swastikas, has infuriated the country�s small Jewish community. Hitler�s Cross, which opened last week, serves up a wide range of continental fare and a big helping of controversy, thanks... Posted in skull_weblog on August 23, 2006 10:11 PM Comments: 0 THE LONG, JERKING ARM OF THE LAW GETS ITS MAN! A former judge convicted of exposing himself while presiding over jury trials by using a sexual device under his robe was sentenced Friday to four years in prison. Donald Thompson had spent almost 23 years on the bench and had served as a state legislator before retiring from the court... Posted in skull_weblog on August 21, 2006 08:59 PM Comments: 0 FEMALE SKULLGAME WRITERS IN THE NEWS!!! Cecil and Denise Allred's Sunday night began without incident. They ate dinner at KFC. They returned home to Randee Road. He stepped outside to feed chicken scraps to the cats. Then he saw the body. There in the mud a few feet from the house, someone lay in a fetal... Posted in skull_weblog on August 18, 2006 08:39 PM Comments: 0 OH. MY POPPA. TO ME HE WAS SO WONDERFUL. The 15-year-old on the witness stand yesterday looked serious but self-assured as he described the "scared straight" tour his father arranged for him Easter morning 2005 at Shuman Juvenile Detention Center. Altogether, Anthony Donald's father and the four Shuman Center guards charged with threatening and beating him in the one-hour... Posted in skull_weblog on August 14, 2006 11:30 AM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME TRAVEL TOURS: WE GOT U COVERED!!! Three Pennsylvania visitors were robbed at gunpoint early Tuesday by two young men, police said. A man from St. Mary's, Pa., and two women from Kersey, Pa., met the men at Michigan Avenue and Best Street at 2:25 a.m. when they were to receive a promised "tour of the city,"... Posted in skull_weblog on August 7, 2006 02:36 PM Comments: 0 SUGGESTION? STOP STEALING SKULLGAME IDEAS... Kingsburg-based KFYE, FM 106.3, has been playing a Porn Radio format for the past week and a half. The sexually laced format, which replaced the Christian programming previously heard on KFYE, is the work of radio consultant Jerry Clifton. He bought the radio station and launched the provocative programming. KFYE... Posted in skull_weblog on July 31, 2006 08:26 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME ALUMNI HEADLINE NEWS: THE DOCTOR A Tennessee physician who lost his medical license earlier this year is a suspect in several indecent exposure cases in the Oklahoma City and Tulsa areas, according to law enforcement authorities. Steven Dale Brazeal, 44, allegedly drove away from Broken Arrow police during a traffic stop Wednesday. A man who... Posted in skull_weblog on July 24, 2006 11:03 AM Comments: 0 WE WISH THEY ALL COULD BE KIWI WHOOOOORES! A New Zealand policewoman has been censured for some unauthorized "undercover" work � a stint moonlighting as a prostitute � but is being allowed to keep her day job after giving up the night duties. While prostitution is legal in New Zealand and police are allowed to take approved second... Posted in skull_weblog on July 21, 2006 09:20 PM Comments: 0 IF WE HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME...A SKULLGAME STUDY IN WISHFUL THINKING The Appellate Division of the New Jersey Superior Court has tossed out a 2002 lawsuit filed by a Colts Neck High School student who sued almost everyone he could because his private parts were partially visible in a high school yearbook photo. In his original complaint, Tyler Bennett, then a... Posted in skull_weblog on July 19, 2006 12:54 PM Comments: 0 ON GOLDEN REARS: THE SKULLGAME YEARS An 80-year-old man who pleaded guilty to drug charges sold crack cocaine from his house and gave some of the drugs to prostitutes in exchange for sex, his lawyer said. Felix Cocco, of Pittsburgh, pleaded guilty Wednesday to charges of possession of a controlled substance, possession with intent to deliver... Posted in skull_weblog on July 17, 2006 08:38 PM Comments: 0 RUSSIAN PREDATOR-IN-CHIEF PUTIN MAKES PENIS PLAY In between answering questions about North Korea's missiles, Iran's nuclear program and relations with the United States, Russian President Vladimir Putin answered what was for many observers a more burning question: What compelled him to kiss the bare stomach of a young boy in a Kremlin courtyard? Footage of the... Posted in skull_weblog on July 10, 2006 10:57 PM Comments: 0 ME CHINEE, ME MAKE JOKE, ME MAKE PP IN YOUR COKE The former convenience store clerk who urinated into a Mountain Dew bottle that was later gulped by an unsuspecting customer was sentenced to six months in jail this morning. Anthony Mesa, who has already served half his sentence since he pleaded no contest to tampering with a consumer product, also... Posted in skull_weblog on July 3, 2006 05:28 PM Comments: 0 *NOW THAT'S* JUSTICE. SKULLGAME STYLE!!! The court reporter for former Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson testified Monday that she saw his penis "at least 15 times" and that she saw him urinate into a wastebasket twice during trials. Thompson is on trial on four felony counts of indecent exposure, which allege that he used... Posted in skull_weblog on June 28, 2006 09:14 PM Comments: 0 $400K FOR A 10 YEAR HARD-ON? WHERE'S OUR CHECK? A former handyman has won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection. Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men... Posted in skull_weblog on June 26, 2006 02:49 PM Comments: 0 TEXTBOOK DEFINITION OF "GODDAMNED SHAME" A La Crosse man was cited for soliciting a prostitute after he called police dispatch and demanded his money be refunded when the woman did not perform a sexual service. Leslie Beach, 36, of 526 S. 16th St., Apt. 3, was fined $159 for the solicitation, according to La Crosse... Posted in skull_weblog on June 23, 2006 08:26 PM Comments: 0 THE LAND OF THE FREE & THE NAZIS TOO!!! "Hitler did nothing. When the war happened, he tried everything diplomatic--everything. The soldiers of the Third Reich never stole anything. I fought next to them. They were good men. Never times were they bad. Not one person was gassed to death in the Third Reich." This is what Ted Junker... Posted in skull_weblog on June 21, 2006 10:50 AM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME'S "SHIT THAT ONLY WORKS IN MOVIES" AWARD A marriage-minded man ran naked through his neighborhood, trying to show his hesitant girlfriend that taking risks is important. "Just when you thought you had heard everything," said Ann Arbor police Detective Sgt. Jim Stephenson. The couple were discussing marriage when the woman said she wasn't sure if she was... Posted in skull_weblog on June 19, 2006 04:35 PM Comments: 0 READIN', RITIN', RIMJOBS: SKULLGAME SCHOOL'S OUT! Two middle school teachers resigned after students saw them having sex in a classroom. Frances J. Sepulveda, 30, and Bryant J. Wilburn, 29, said they had sex in the classroom during school hours on "one or two occasions," according to an investigation by the Hillsborough County school district. They resigned... Posted in skull_weblog on June 16, 2006 10:30 AM Comments: 0 AND THE GOD OF SKULLGAME LAUGHED & LAUGHED A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday. "The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure,... Posted in skull_weblog on June 14, 2006 12:38 AM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME MOURNS LOSS OF ONE OF OUR MEN IN BLUE St. Paul police officer Clemmie H. Tucker turned himself in to Minneapolis police in a drug case involving $4 million worth of cocaine and methamphetamine. "There's nothing to compare it to," Capt. Rich Stanek said about the size of the seizure. "This is one of the largest, if not the... Posted in skull_weblog on June 12, 2006 07:50 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME STRONGLY SUGGESTS: NEXT TIME JUST LIE A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday. The 41-year-old man, who was not identified, got into an argument last... Posted in skull_weblog on June 5, 2006 03:32 PM Comments: 0 WITH JESUS, ALL BULLSHIT CLAIMS ARE POSSIBLE Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says he has leg-pressed 2,000 pounds, but some say he'd be in a pretty tough spot if he tried. The "700 Club" host's feat of strength is recounted on the Web site of his Christian Broadcasting Network, in a posting headlined "How Pat Robertson Leg Pressed... Posted in skull_weblog on June 1, 2006 09:07 AM Comments: 0 AND WHAT ABOUT THIS STORY MAKES IT NEWS?!?! With their wedding anniversary less than two weeks away, Howard Randolph was thinking romance. He hoped to take his wife, Monica, out for an intimate dinner to celebrate 11 years of matrimony. But yesterday, his mind was more on divorce and jail for his wife after she almost became Philadelphia's... Posted in skull_weblog on May 29, 2006 09:36 PM Comments: 0 A GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE DOING WHAT THEY DO BEST It was addition by subtraction for a man who robbed a Jersey City bank on Saturday and evaded capture by throwing some of the stolen cash over his shoulder as he fled from a security guard. Faced with the prospect of watching his employers' $20 bills blow away in the... Posted in skull_weblog on May 26, 2006 09:59 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME RECRUIT TEAM KICKS INTO FULL FUCKIN' GEAR Lithuanian police were so astonished when they pulled over a truck driver and his breathalyzer test registered 18 times the legal alcohol limit, they thought their testing device must be broken. It wasn't. Police said Tuesday 41-year-old Vidmantas Sungaila registered 727 milligrams of alcohol per 100 milliters of blood repeatedly... Posted in skull_weblog on May 25, 2006 11:57 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME RECRUITMENT TEAM KICKS INTO FULL FUCKIN' GEAR Lithuanian police were so astonished when they pulled over a truck driver and his breathalyzer test registered 18 times the legal alcohol limit, they thought their testing device must be broken. It wasn't. Police said Tuesday 41-year-old Vidmantas Sungaila registered 727 milligrams of alcohol per 100 milliters of blood repeatedly... Posted in skull_weblog on May 24, 2006 11:57 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME RECRUIT TEAM KICKS INTO FULL FUCKIN' GEAR Lithuanian police were so astonished when they pulled over a truck driver and his breathalyzer test registered 18 times the legal alcohol limit, they thought their testing device must be broken. It wasn't. Police said Tuesday 41-year-old Vidmantas Sungaila registered 727 milligrams of alcohol per 100 milliters of blood repeatedly... Posted in skull_weblog on May 24, 2006 11:57 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME RECRUIT TEAM KICKS INTO FULL FUCKIN' GEAR Lithuanian police were so astonished when they pulled over a truck driver and his breathalyzer test registered 18 times the legal alcohol limit, they thought their testing device must be broken. It wasn't. Police said Tuesday 41-year-old Vidmantas Sungaila registered 727 milligrams of alcohol per 100 milliters of blood repeatedly... Posted in skull_weblog on May 24, 2006 11:57 PM Comments: 0 RESEARCH STUDY: PMS GONE BUT BITCH REMAINS? For young women with a world of choices, even that monthly curse, the menstrual period, is optional. Thanks to birth control pills and other hormonal contraceptives, a growing number of women are taking the path chosen by 22-year-old Stephanie Sardinha.She hasn't had a period since she was 17. "It's really... Posted in skull_weblog on May 22, 2006 12:28 AM Comments: 0 A MUSLIM COOK "GOES" "CRAZY"? NOOOO... A chef pleaded guilty Wednesday to stabbing a waiter who chastised him for using a rotten tomato in his cooking. Mohammed Uddin, 43, will be sentenced to one year in county jail May 17. He pleaded guilty to attempted second-degree assault in the Jan. 4 stabbing of 18-year-old Minh Vu.... Posted in skull_weblog on May 17, 2006 09:20 PM Comments: 0 YET ONE MORE REASON WHY NEW JERSEY SUCKS DICK If you don't want your name in the paper as a lowlife, don't come to Paterson looking for drugs and hookers. That's the message city officials say is behind the recent publication of the names of nearly 400 residents of the counties of Bergen and Passaic in two North Jersey... Posted in skull_weblog on May 15, 2006 09:33 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME'S EMPLOYEE OF MONTH AWARD GOES TO... A woman stole her employer's credit cards and identity to steal more than $12,000, some of which went for breast enlargement surgery, police allege. Jerri Ann Cozza, 35, was booked into the Spokane County Jail on Monday for investigation of 27 counts of first-degree identity theft, 26 counts of forgery... Posted in skull_weblog on May 12, 2006 04:15 PM Comments: 0 THANK GOODNESS FUCKING GODDAMNED GRACIOUS! Virginity pledges, in which young people vow to abstain from sex until marriage, have little staying power among those who take them, a Harvard study has found. In fact, more than half the adolescents who make such signed, public promises give up on their pledges within a year, according to... Posted in skull_weblog on May 10, 2006 09:31 PM Comments: 0 CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME: SKULLGAME STYLE! A charity foundation's accountant, who admitted embezzling heart disease research funds that he used to pay an Ohio dominatrix to beat him, was sentenced to two to six years in prison. Abraham Alexander, 45, of East Meadow, N.Y., pleaded guilty to grand larceny in March. Alexander admitted he stole $237,162... Posted in skull_weblog on May 8, 2006 07:50 PM Comments: 0 GETTING THE GOVERNMENT WE DESERVE!!! South suburban New Lenox officials said Tuesday they want an audit after the mayor used his village credit card at a strip club. Mayor Mike Smith admitted to picking up the tab at a Chicago strip club on the village card on March 10. Smith charged $1,400 at VIP's nightclub,... Posted in skull_weblog on May 5, 2006 11:59 PM Comments: 0 THE ANSWER IS "YES"!!! City Pages came out with its annual "Best of the Twin Cities" issue Wednesday and one of its choices has Department of Health officials miffed: The choice for "best cheap thrill" is crystal meth. "In the 'bang for the buck' category, meth blows away rival stimulants," City Pages said. It... Posted in skull_weblog on May 2, 2006 11:58 PM Comments: 0 KEEP YOUR SENIOR CITIZENS OUTTA TREES!!! PLEASE!!! Keith Richards is expected to be out of Auckland's Ascot Hospital today. The Rolling Stones' guitarist suffered a concussion when he apparently fell out of a coconut tree while on holiday in Fiji after the band's tour of New Zealand. He was flown to Auckland as a precaution on Thursday.... Posted in skull_weblog on May 1, 2006 05:35 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME ARTS & CRAFTS FEST IN FULL GEAR!!! Police found a dead dog dressed in blue jeans, a T-shirt, socks, tennis shoes and a baseball cap on the rear porch of a home on Monday in the Stanton Heights neighborhood. Police Lt. Kevin Kraus said the dog, apparently a boxer-pit bull mixed breed that neighbors said was named... Posted in skull_weblog on April 28, 2006 10:01 PM Comments: 0 ARE YOU A DRUNKEN SLUT? WELL, GOOOOOD!!! After a �Ladies� Lockdown� promotional event at Cornerstone Grill & Loft raised university officials� and city residents� concern about an increased sexual assault risk for female students, city officials said they will pressure the bar to discontinue such events. Cornerstone admitted only women from 9 to 11 p.m. Saturday and... Posted in skull_weblog on April 26, 2006 12:19 AM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME UNIPERVERSITY: VERITAS IN LOADS!!! It�s like bathroom habits or masturbation: you just don�t talk about it. Then, all of a sudden, it�s on your required reading list. Pornography was once a topic heavily debated but rarely studied. Now, academics are beginning to find substance in the once disgraceful genre. Pornography is becoming a trendy... Posted in skull_weblog on April 24, 2006 11:44 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME'S WOMAN OF YEAR AWARD GOES TO... A Salvadoran woman was detained after she tried to smuggle a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina into the country's main prison, authorities said Wednesday. Officials subsequently raised the security level at jails across the country, prison system spokesman Alberto Uribe said, adding the discovery showed "the inmates... Posted in skull_weblog on April 21, 2006 05:00 PM Comments: 0 A PRIMER: GUINEA INGENUITY 101 Joseph "Donald" Scordato offered a rare defense when Ridgewood police charged him with masturbating in public. "That's not possible," the 81-year-old man told police after his arrest in September. "I don't have a penis." Scordato, of Paterson, appeared for his arraignment Monday in state Superior Court in Hackensack on one... Posted in skull_weblog on April 19, 2006 01:01 AM Comments: 0 DIRTY SOCKS EVERYWHERE REJOICE Michael Wilford says he was simply a sperm donor. Christin Harris says he was much more than that. Now, the Glenview woman wants him to provide child support, a college fund and pay medical expenses for the 2-year-old twins he fathered. But the Downers Grove man says it's a case... Posted in skull_weblog on April 17, 2006 12:36 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME SEEKS DELIVERY BOY. NO EXP. NEC.** A teenage boy accidentally set himself on fire early Wednesday morning after allegedly trying to siphon gas from a firefighter's car. Police first learned of the injury after a 17-year-old boy and a 16-year-old boy claimed that someone had thrown gasoline on the 17-year-old at the Common Cents service station... Posted in skull_weblog on April 14, 2006 12:39 AM Comments: 0 FRIEDMAN?!? HMMPPHH...GODDAMNED TYPICAL... On Thursday, William Schramm of West Bloomfield reported to the Detroit federal courthouse, sat all day on a hallway bench and stared at the wall. It's the same way the 31-year-old retirement planner has spent his Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays every other week since the end of January. Schramm is... Posted in skull_weblog on April 12, 2006 12:40 AM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME MOTHER, FUCKER OF THE MONTH AWARD... Brown County Circuit Court Judge Kendall Kelley fully admitted that raising a child is difficult and challenging. But when Kelly Johnston punched her teenage daughter in the face and head before handcuffing her to a bed for stealing from her marijuana stash, the 36-year-old Green Bay woman sank to a... Posted in skull_weblog on April 10, 2006 03:09 PM Comments: 0 *PLENTY REAL* MACK AVE. NEGROES WHO'D BE GLAD TO A sheriff's sergeant who gave a detailed description of a black man he said shot him actually turned his own gun on himself, prosecutors said. In a stunning twist, Eaton County Sgt. Jeff Lutz was charged Monday with filing a false report in connection with the March 20 shooting that... Posted in skull_weblog on April 7, 2006 09:24 PM Comments: 0 LIKE FATHER, LIKE STICK-FUCKING SON The son of state Senate President Ken Bennett admitted in court Monday to assaulting boys with a broomstick in their rectal areas, but a judge allowed charges against him to be reduced from 18 to one, and he may avoid jail. Three of the 18 victims, all boys between the... Posted in skull_weblog on April 5, 2006 07:18 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME STUDY IN REGRET: WISHED WE THUNK O' IT It isn't a crime police have seen many times before. An unsuspecting woman purchased a "flat-screen television set" at a bargain price, the package even bubble-wrapped and complete with cord and controller. But when the street consumer returned home, she was likely steamed. "It was actually an oven door inside... Posted in skull_weblog on April 3, 2006 09:22 PM Comments: 0 A CAR THAT CARRIES HEAVY LOADS? YES, WHY? An ambulance company has responded to oversize needs in southern Nevada by providing an ambulance equipped to handle patients weighing 500 pounds or more. "We're getting more and more requests to transport larger patients every day," said Roy Carroll, operations manager at American Medical Response. Crews have called 75 times... Posted in skull_weblog on March 31, 2006 11:50 AM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME FEATURES: HILLBILLY ECONOMICS 101 And you thought Kobe beef was expensive. Four burgers at his neighborhood Burger King cost George Beane a whopping $4,334.33. Beane ordered two Whopper Jr.s and two Rodeo cheeseburgers when he pulled up to the drive-through window last Tuesday. The cashier, however, forgot that she'd entered the $4.33 charge on... Posted in skull_weblog on March 29, 2006 07:54 AM Comments: 0 NICKY BALLS RETURNS. AT EXACTLY THE WRONG TIME. A man's pantyhose led to his arrest, authorities said. An unshaven man wearing a black evening gown, fishnet stockings, calf-high boots and a black wig robbed a USA Gas station Monday morning, authorities alleged. The armed man stuffed $290 in cash into an ensemble-matching black purse. "I've been with the... Posted in skull_weblog on March 27, 2006 05:23 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME'S FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO... A Kansas man was arrested at a Tulsa strip club after police say his toddler son wandered from an unlocked car into the club over the weekend. Christopher Greg Killion, 31, was arrested Saturday on a complaint of "encouraging a minor child to be in need of supervision." He posted... Posted in skull_weblog on March 24, 2006 02:01 AM Comments: 0 A SKULLGAME LAWN STORY: JUSTICE ACHIEVED!!! Fifteen-year-old Larry Mugrage was on his way home when he was shot dead, said a neighbor whose teenage stepsons and brother were regular playmates of the victim. "He was just walking home," Alicia Holt said. The afternoon shooting followed a confrontation four hours earlier between the teen and another neighbor,... Posted in skull_weblog on March 22, 2006 07:48 AM Comments: 0 ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FUCK-UPISM! Two men were jailed on arson complaints after one of them hit the wrong button on a cell phone, giving 911 dispatchers an account of a plot to set a vehicle on fire. Enid police Capt. Jim Nivison said from that call, 911 dispatchers and a shift supervisor listened for... Posted in skull_weblog on March 20, 2006 08:09 PM Comments: 0 MEXICAN DOCTOR? WHY, YES. WHY DO YOU ASK? The top neurosurgeon at Highland Hospital was suspended and may be charged with a misdemeanor after a drunken altercation with sheriff's deputies in an operating room. Deputies believe Dr. Federico Castro-Moure, 45, was intoxicated during the scuffle and prosecutors may charge him with public drunkenness and interfering with a peace... Posted in skull_weblog on March 13, 2006 05:14 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME SUCCESS: 1% INSPIRATION, 99% ASSHOLATION Authorities arrested a man accused of making thousands of harassing and obscene calls to random cell phone numbers in at least eight counties. James R. Hood, 43, was charged with one count of compelling prostitution, or offering money for sex. He posted bond and was released from the Coshocton County... Posted in skull_weblog on March 10, 2006 08:42 PM Comments: 0 WHEN LIL BO PEEP LOSES SHEEP: A CAUTIONARY TALE A Mesa Fire Department battalion chief was placed on administrative leave Monday after being arrested in a bestiality case. Police say non-Negro Leroy Johnson went to a residence and knocked on the door of a home where a 13-year-old girl was staying home alone this weekend. When she didn�t answer,... Posted in skull_weblog on March 8, 2006 01:25 AM Comments: 0 AND WHO SAYS THE SYSTEM DON'T WORK? The mayor of a little coal town and 13 other people were charged Thursday with 269 counts of election fraud and corruption that included trading cigarettes, pork rinds and beer for votes. A grand jury accused the 14 of fixing a 2004 election in Appalachia, a town of about 2,000... Posted in skull_weblog on March 6, 2006 10:14 AM Comments: 0 ALL FUN & GAMES UNTIL YOUR CAR FUCKS YOU...** A man showing off his OnStar system in his Cadillac Escalade found out the system worked too well. Ralph A. Gomez, 38, was being held Wednesday on $15,000 bond on charges of possession of an illegal narcotic within 1,000 feet of a church and possession of drug paraphernalia. Gomez was... Posted in skull_weblog on March 3, 2006 08:26 AM Comments: 0 OH. YEAH. HEEEEEE'S GAY, ALRIGHT!!! WE KNOW Jason Reitman says a projection error not Tom Cruise was responsible when a Katie Holmes' sex scene was missing during a screening of her upcoming movie, "Thank You for Smoking," at the Sundance Film Festival. "I was sitting there in the theater, the scene was missing, and my immediate thought... Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2006 01:36 AM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME BUS DRIVER OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO... A transit bus driver grabbed a woman by the hair, knocked her head into a pole, opened the door and tossed her into traffic after she yelled at him for missing her stop, police said. The 52-year-old woman, who was not identified, suffered a broken shoulder. Bus driver Mario Edney,... Posted in skull_weblog on February 27, 2006 01:21 PM Comments: 0 NEVER TOO OLD FOR SKULLGAME. AND LOADS. William Donald Schaefer, a former governor who is now state comptroller, ogled a young woman at a Statehouse meeting. And he made no apologies about it. "She's a pretty little girl," the 84-year-old Democrat told reporters. "The day I don't look at pretty women is the day I die." Schaefer... Posted in skull_weblog on February 24, 2006 09:27 PM Comments: 0 WHO AMONG US CAN CAST THE 1ST STONE? A man accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested. Franklin Paul Crow, 56, was charged Monday with homicide in the death of Kenneth Matthews, 58, according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office.... Posted in skull_weblog on February 22, 2006 08:21 PM Comments: 0 AND SOMEWHERE...A COP CRIES. AND BEMOANS GAYITUDE. The sheriff said he will no longer allow detectives to receive sexual services while investigating suspected prostitution after they spent $1200 at massage parlors, sparking a public outcry. Spotsylvania Sheriff Howard Smith defended the practice as necessary to obtain a conviction but told his department he was suspending it. "I... Posted in skull_weblog on February 20, 2006 04:00 PM Comments: 0 KINDA LIKE MARRIAGE The Oregon Court of Appeals on Wednesday upheld a ruling that sent Nicholas Meyrovich to life in prison under a 2001 three-strikes law. Meyrovich got his third strike, a felony sex offense, for delivering an unwanted kiss. Meyrovich, in his appeal, claimed that a life sentence for the kiss violated... Posted in skull_weblog on February 17, 2006 10:12 PM Comments: 0 ELBOWS. THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS GAME! A man was shot and injured when his hunting partner mistook his elbow for a squirrel, authorities said. Michigan State Police said George Arthur Sikkenga, 64, of Muskegon, Michigan was wounded Sunday morning in Golden Township, in Michigan's west-central Lower Peninsula. Sikkenga was wearing camouflage clothing except for an orange... Posted in skull_weblog on February 15, 2006 11:11 PM Comments: 0 FROM THE DEPT. OF REDUNDANCY DEPT... A man married his bride in a courtroom immediately after he was sentenced to at least a decade in prison on a murder conspiracy charge. Cassandre LaFortune, dressed in a white gown, listened to Akram "Ish" Jones enter his Alford plea Tuesday. She then stepped forward to marry him. When... Posted in skull_weblog on February 13, 2006 04:53 PM Comments: 0 IT PICKS YOU UP, WHILE IT LETS YOU DOWN A man who pleaded guilty to burglarizing his neighbor's house while the neighbor was being taken to the hospital because he was having a heart attack was sentenced to 20 years in prison. Matthew Paul Hernandez Jr., 42, received the maximum sentence for felony burglary from District Judge Kenneth Neill.... Posted in skull_weblog on February 10, 2006 02:09 AM Comments: 0 OHHH...THE AGONY OF THE FUCKING IRONY... A CIA worker was arrested and charged with being a serial burglar responsible for more than a dozen incidents near the spy agency's headquarters. Fairfax County police said Tuesday that George C. Dalmas III had been charged with 17 burglaries in McLean, Virginia, between October and last month. Dalmas, 44,... Posted in skull_weblog on February 8, 2006 11:00 PM Comments: 0 A SKULLGAME WRITER'S WORK IS NEVER DONE!!! A man who was stopped for driving erratically on a divided highway was distracted because he was looking at pornography, authorities said. David Kennedy, 33, of Nashville, was charged with felony reckless endangerment after motorist Deborah Dotson reported Friday afternoon that he nearly ran her vehicle off State Route 840... Posted in skull_weblog on February 6, 2006 09:50 PM Comments: 0 ANOTHER METH ACHIEVER, ANOTHER METH ACHIEVEMENT Former Full House cutie Jodie Sweetin, 24, has earned herself a spot on the list of child stars gone wrong. Sweetin, who played middle sister Stephanie Tanner on the hit sitcom, revealed that she is a recovering meth addict. The ex-actress says "There is a certain sense of loss when... Posted in skull_weblog on February 3, 2006 08:38 PM Comments: 0 FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANK GOD ALMIGHTY... A dominatrix was acquitted of manslaughter Monday in the death of a man who prosecutors say suffered a heart attack while strapped to a replica of a medieval rack. Barbara Asher, a 56-year-old woman who called herself Mistress Lauren M, was also cleared of dismemberment. Prosecutors said that 53-year-old Michael... Posted in skull_weblog on February 1, 2006 08:18 PM Comments: 0 JUST WHEN U THOUGHT NOTHING COULD BE WORSE... Sunday is leprosy day -- an attempt to remind the world that this almost forgotten disease still defigures nearly half a million people every year even though it can be cured if caught early enough. Leprosy has struck fear into humans since time immemorial. It still conjures up terrifying images... Posted in skull_weblog on January 30, 2006 09:33 PM Comments: 0 *CURIOUS? WHY YES. SURPRISED? FUCK NO.* All-grown-up Wonder Years star Fred Savage is attracting curious stares and generating wagging tongues as he walks through The Abbey, a popular gay bar in the Boys Town section of Los Angeles. When a gay patron, Freddy Alvarez, 34, pulls Savage aside and asks: "Inquiring minds want to know. Are... Posted in skull_weblog on January 27, 2006 10:31 PM Comments: 0 TEXTBOOK DEFINITION OF "DEEPLY IRONIC" The original policeman from the Village People disco group was a no-show in a San Mateo County courtroom today. Victor Willis, who co-wrote such hits as "YMCA" and "In the Navy" in the 1970s, once again failed to surrender so that he could be sentenced in connection with possessing cocaine,... Posted in skull_weblog on January 25, 2006 10:03 PM Comments: 0 NEXT UP: A NO-PANTS SING SING SHOW!!! From the waist up, they looked like perfectly normal commuters. That wasn't good enough for police. Eight pranksters who dropped their pants and showed their underwear on the subway on Sunday were taken into custody and issued summonses for disorderly conduct. All were ultimately released, said Improv Everywhere, the group... Posted in skull_weblog on January 23, 2006 11:34 PM Comments: 0 *OH. OK. MORE* THAN MAKES UP FOR THE ASSRAPE I GUESS The legal system that locked Ken Marsh in prison for 21 years for a murder he did not commit is poised to pay him back. Marsh is entitled to $756,900 -- $100 for each of the 7,569 days he spent behind bars - the California Victim Compensation and Government Claims... Posted in skull_weblog on January 20, 2006 06:58 PM Comments: 0 SCORE: PARROT, 1...SLUT, 0 A computer programmer found out his girlfriend was having an affair when his pet parrot kept repeating her lover's name, British media reported Tuesday. The African grey parrot kept squawking "I love you, Gary" as his owner, Chris Taylor, sat with girlfriend Suzy Collins on the sofa of their... Posted in skull_weblog on January 18, 2006 07:44 AM Comments: 0 #39 WHY BRAZIL'S THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH As Rio de Janeiro's biannual fashion show moved into high gear on Friday, a group of prostitutes strutted bright garments they designed, stealing some limelight from top models like Gisele Bundchen. In an open-air show in the center of the city famous for Carnival jamborees, prostitutes from Davida -- a... Posted in skull_weblog on January 16, 2006 09:36 PM Comments: 0 AND SUDDENLY, GEOPOLITICS IS VERY IMPORTANT.** Naked News, which features anchors and reporters who disrobe during newscasts, launched its risque take on current affairs in Japan Tuesday. Beneath a banner proclaiming Naked News as "The program with nothing to hide," Sunrise Corp. CEO Takuya Uchikawa described the service as "a unique concept for the Japanese market."... Posted in skull_weblog on January 13, 2006 10:13 PM Comments: 0 GAY STRIP CLUBS NO DOUBT. A lawsuit by a disgruntled Stanford athletic department employee revealed that football players took recruits to a strip club three years ago using athletic department money. Stanford officials acknowledged the strip club outings, which did not violate NCAA rules at the time. The school reported minor infractions to the Pac-10... Posted in skull_weblog on January 11, 2006 12:11 AM Comments: 0 NUTTIN' CATHOLIC KIDS AIN'T ALREADY SEEN Some teenage soccer players and their parents saw more sights than they wanted when they stayed at a hotel where about 200 swingers were having a New Year's party. Paul Camporini brought his wife, 7th-grade daughter and 8th-grade son from Safety Harbor and said he had to "delicately explain to... Posted in skull_weblog on January 9, 2006 03:55 PM Comments: 0 *OH YES* IT IS. NOW FUCKING? NOT SO MUCH. Bode Miller knows he puts his life at risk when he skis drunk, but the outspoken Olympic favorite admits he may try the dangerous activity again. "Talk about a hard challenge right there. ... If you ever tried to ski when you're wasted, it's not easy," Miller told "60 Minutes"... Posted in skull_weblog on January 6, 2006 09:54 PM Comments: 0 JUST WHEN YOU THINK THINGS COULDN'T GET WORSE Some 12,556 people in Iran are infected with the HIV virus, 631 of whom have already developed AIDS, according to the health ministry's latest figures reported by a student news agency. Based on the statistics reported the news agency ISNA, the age range of 25-34 with 3,800 cases accounts for... Posted in skull_weblog on January 4, 2006 09:37 PM Comments: 0 OURS ARE JOKES TOO!!! HAHA JOKES! GET IT?!? When college freshman Janet Lee packed her bags for a Christmas trip home two years ago, her luggage contained three condoms filled with flour � devices that she and some friends made as a joke. Philadelphia International Airport screeners found the condoms, and their initial tests showed they contained drugs.... Posted in skull_weblog on December 30, 2005 11:45 PM Comments: 0 SWALLOWED, JAMMED, WOT'S THE DIFF? IKE TURNERETICS! A woman who police thought deliberately tried to swallow her cell phone during an argument with her boyfriend was apparently the victim of an assault instead, authorities said. Police have a suspect in the bizarre incident that sent the 24-year-old woman to the hospital last week, Sgt. Allen Kintz said.... Posted in skull_weblog on December 27, 2005 03:48 PM Comments: 0 IS CRACK LESS FASHIONABLE THAN IT ONCE WAS?!? Memphis police say brazen drug dealers are behind bars after a sting operation called "Operation Blue Crush". All is quiet at 3293 Rosamond. That's because the alleged gang members who took over the house are in jail. Police say the suspects were so bold they advertised the fact that this... Posted in skull_weblog on December 19, 2005 01:48 AM Comments: 0 LOADS IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING. A Sioux Falls man is charged with indecent exposure after being found partially unclothed and lying on the floor with a female mannequin in the Washington Pavilion. Michael James Plentyhorse, 18, 708 N. Dakota Ave., was discovered by a Pavilion security officer at 4:35 p.m. Monday in the Washington High... Posted in skull_weblog on December 14, 2005 10:53 PM Comments: 0 LOTS & LOTS OF NEGRO COCKS AWAIT...EXPECTANTLY. Thirteen-year-old twins Lamb and Lynx Gaede have one album out, another on the way, a music video, and lots of fans. They may remind you of another famous pair of singers, the Olsen Twins, and the girls say they like that. But unlike the Olsens, who built a media empire... Posted in skull_weblog on December 12, 2005 08:58 PM Comments: 0 CAREER IN POLITICS? IT IS TO BE CONSIDERED. A would-be Brazilian mayor was in custody Tuesday for international drug trafficking on charges of importing 1,100 pounds of cocaine on a plane that took off from Colombia, federal police in Brasilia said. Misilvan Chavier dos Santos denied police claims that he planned to use money from drug sales to... Posted in skull_weblog on December 9, 2005 09:44 PM Comments: 0 SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE CHEESE STICK!!! A woman allegedly tried to hire a hitman to rob and kill some men who she believed had a brick of cocaine in their house, police said. However, the white block turned out to be cheese, and the hitman for hire was an undercover police officer. The woman was in... Posted in skull_weblog on December 7, 2005 10:47 PM Comments: 0 A SKULLGAME METH-ACHIEVERS OF AMERICA AWARD! There was a scientific method to Daniel Zeiszler's madness when he tried to extract methamphetamine from his own urine, after smoking the illegal street drug last September in his South San Francisco hotel room. But Zeiszler's experiment went dangerously awry when he spilled some solvent on himself, then lit a... Posted in skull_weblog on December 5, 2005 07:49 PM Comments: 0 OUR COCKS ARE CONFUSED. AND SLIGHTLY ENVIOUS. Martial arts grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng attached himself to the truck and pulled it several yards across a car park in Fremont. The Tri-Valley Herald reports that he first tied a strip of blue fabric around his penis and testicles and tugged to make sure it was on tight. An assistant... Posted in skull_weblog on November 30, 2005 08:27 PM Comments: 0 THANKSGIVING NEVER TASTED THIS FUCKING GOOD!!! A woman and her two teenage sons have been accused of strangling a man and eating his innards, police in southern Russia said Thursday. The woman and her sons were arrested this week on murder charges in the Rostov region town of Krasny Sulin, about 575 miles south of Moscow,... Posted in skull_weblog on November 28, 2005 01:10 PM Comments: 0 MIKE LA VELLA'S HOUSE. NOW GIMME MY MONEY!!! A rural Maryland cattle rancher Eric Fleming is offering a reward in hopes of finding who took his entire supply of bull semen, valued at $75,000. The Frederick County farmer discovered the theft Sunday evening after returning from a day trip to his farm in Wolfsville. The cache, which included... Posted in skull_weblog on November 23, 2005 01:04 AM Comments: 0 RATHER GAY CLAIMS LACK A CERTAIN VALIDITY. A man who claimed he was Superman and could fly was hospitalized after leaping from a fourth-floor window, authorities said. Paramedics rushed the 23-year-old man to a hospital in the city of Graz, about 120 miles south of Vienna, after he jumped from a window and suffered head and back... Posted in skull_weblog on November 21, 2005 05:19 PM Comments: 0 OUR LOADS WILL MISS YOU. WE WILL MISS YOU. A woman who authorities said had sex with high school boys during alcohol- and drug-fueled parties has been sentenced to 30 years in prison, officials said. Silvia Johnson, 41, of Arvada, described herself to investigators as a "cool mom" who "was never popular with classmates in high school" and who... Posted in skull_weblog on November 18, 2005 10:46 PM Comments: 0 YEAH. "FOOLED"...** Thai transvestites are often pretty enough to fool tourists into taking them home for the night, but the unwary foreign visitor risks losing his wallet as well as his pride, Thai police warned Monday. Members of a transvestite gang have confessed to concealing strong sedative pills under their tongues and... Posted in skull_weblog on November 16, 2005 08:29 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME EMPLOYEES, PREDICTABLY, IN THE NEWS!!! Police say a 19-year-old convenience store clerk fell asleep on two jobs this week: minding the store and selling drugs. Sammer Gandhi of Nashua was charged with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute after two Merrimack police officers found him sleeping in the store's office with a quarter-pound of... Posted in skull_weblog on November 14, 2005 03:50 PM Comments: 0 *YEAH, WHATEVER. LOOK, HOW MUCH I GOTTA PAY FOR THOSE PLASTIC DUCKS NOW?!?!* A 30-year-old woman died from exhaustion after working a 24-hour shift at a Chinese handicraft factory, state media reported today. The China Daily newspaper reported the handicraft worker, He Chunmei, fell into a coma and quickly died on Friday last week after working for 24 straight hours at the Guangzhou... Posted in skull_weblog on November 11, 2005 08:55 PM Comments: 0 IF FLUFFY BE FOR US, WHO BE AGAINST US? A man who allegedly let his cat tell him whether to kill another man has been convicted of first-degree murder. It took jurors in Everett, Washington, three hours to decide that Clayton Butsch was guilty of last year's shooting. Chad Vavricka was shot twice in the head as he slept... Posted in skull_weblog on November 9, 2005 10:18 PM Comments: 0 THE ONLY SURPRISE: A 12-YEAR-OLD AIN'T INVOLVED A Roman Catholic priest arrested in Las Vegas last year for allegedly performing a lewd act on another man inside an adult bookstore was removed from his post as pastor of a parish after an advocacy group posted the arrest report online. The Rev. James Aquino has been relieved of... Posted in skull_weblog on November 7, 2005 03:12 PM Comments: 0 INSCRUTABLE JAP INGENUITY 101 A Japanese artist has been paid $11,800 of taxpayers' money to drink 48 bottles of beer and then fall off a wooden beam. The "performance", which took place at an arts center in Cardiff, has outraged members of the local council and caused bafflement among the public, many of whom... Posted in skull_weblog on October 31, 2005 03:25 PM Comments: 0 PERFORMANCE ART. IN AN IDEAL FUCKING WORLD. He Yun Chang, 38, of Beijing sat in a plexiglas box filled with concrete up to his waist on Friday in front of the Albright Knox Gallery totally naked. It was all part of an event by the Albright Knox Gallery and the University at Buffalo Arts Galleries called The... Posted in skull_weblog on October 28, 2005 08:25 PM Comments: 0 ANOTHER JOB FOR...THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!!! Two years ago, the Moskovsky Komsomolets newspaper wrote about a 40-year-old man, Igor Sarkisov, who wanted to become pregnant and have a baby. Unfortunately, the man could not find a woman for having a normal family with her. The problem is that Igor has female genitals but male psyche and... Posted in skull_weblog on October 26, 2005 10:04 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME RECRUITMENT SQUAD DISPATCHED A Steilacoom student is fighting a decision by school officials to suspend him for three days after he appeared in an inflatable penis costume outside another school's homecoming dance, KIRO 7 Eyewitness News reported. Pioneer Middle School student James Watkins bought the costume last weekend and later showed up outside... Posted in skull_weblog on October 21, 2005 05:16 AM Comments: 0 HOW TO RUIN EVERYTHING: AN OBJECT LESSON Breast enhancements need not only be about looks and sex appeal. They could soon have a functional purpose too. A company is currently developing a microchip that stores music files and can be built into a breast implant, the Sun reports. BT Futurology apparently intend on developing a musical double... Posted in skull_weblog on October 19, 2005 09:46 PM Comments: 0 *BOSTON? TOOOUUUGGHH* FUCKING TOWN... A Worcester toddler was found in a motel room with rotten food, weapons and drugs and taken to stay with a foster family. Police said 38 bags of heroin were pulled from the little boy's teddy bear inside a Shrewsbury, Mass., motel room. Jennifer McInnis, 28, and her 22-year-old sister... Posted in skull_weblog on October 17, 2005 06:35 PM Comments: 0 AND IN OTHER NEWS FROM WEAKTITONIA... A PEDESTRIAN was mugged of �5 - by a one-legged man in a wheelchair. Mark Burnell, 21, was walking past a supermarket in May when disabled Mark Milverton demanded cash. When he refused Milverton, 25, brandished a knife and threatened to stab him. Mark handed over change. He told Bristol... Posted in skull_weblog on October 14, 2005 09:23 PM Comments: 0 WEDDING RINGS CAUSE IMPOTENCE? NO SHIT SHERLOCK. A wedding ring, which many men constantly wear on the fourth finger, may initiate a variety of sexual disorders and eventually end up with partial or even complete impotence. Recent research conducted by Belarussian scientists revealed that widespread beliefs of losing virility after many years of wearing the wedding ring... Posted in skull_weblog on October 12, 2005 09:36 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME MEDICAL CARE AT ITS FINEST!!! An Oregon woman whose doctor convinced her that he could cure her back pain by having sex with her is suing him and his clinic for $4 million, according to legal documents. The doctor, Randall Smith, who was 50 at the time, was stripped of his license and sent to... Posted in skull_weblog on October 5, 2005 08:49 PM Comments: 0 OH SURE. LIKE IT'S NEVER HAPPENED TO YOU!!! A man reported missing from a Florida hospital was found in North Carolina dressed like a doctor and driving a stolen ambulance with a dead deer wedged in the back, authorities said. Leon Holliman Jr., 37, writer for adult signature site Skullgame.com, was reported missing from a River Region Human... Posted in skull_weblog on October 3, 2005 08:05 PM Comments: 0 BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BE. BEE-YATCH. An Army recruiter is supposed to try to get people in uniform. But former recruiter Richard Cory Asher is accused of doing just the opposite. He faces charges of taking nude pictures of high school girls who were interested in joining the military. He's been bound over for trial after... Posted in skull_weblog on September 30, 2005 09:16 PM Comments: 0 THE WAR ON TERROR CONTINUES. 1 HUFF AT A TIME A university student and an office worker were arrested for cannabis possession after a pedestrian found them asleep in a car stopped in the middle of a road in Tokyo and alerted police, law enforcers said. Arrested were Okimaru Fukazawa, 25, a student from Keio University's School of Medicine, and... Posted in skull_weblog on September 28, 2005 11:13 PM Comments: 0 MAYBERRY, WE HARDLY FUCKING KNEW YE!!! As children's books go, this one is a bit of a departure: depictions of children running across a busy road with their eyes shut and a boy setting fire to his head. The Bad Book, by Andy Griffiths, has also captured the attention of South Australian lawmaker Vickie Chapman, who... Posted in skull_weblog on September 26, 2005 07:39 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME: BEEN THERE-DONE THAT TV! BEE-YATCHES! A reporter for a new Dutch television talk show plans to use heroin and other illegal drugs on the air during the weekly program on issues that concern young people, producers said Wednesday. "Shoot Up and Swallow," scheduled to premiere Oct. 10, sparked an outcry. Even in the liberal Netherlands... Posted in skull_weblog on September 23, 2005 10:03 PM Comments: 0 CRAZY BITCH INTERNATIONAL CALLING!!! A woman who hired a hitman to murder the wife of her lover, and then complained to police when he didn't do the job, has been arrested along with the hitman. The murderous intentions of Eriko Kawaguchi, a Tokyo Fire Fighting employee, came to light after she complained to police... Posted in skull_weblog on September 19, 2005 09:51 AM Comments: 0 CAN'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE GERMANS FOR A SECOND A German inventor said he has developed a method to produce crude oil products from waste that he believes can be an answer the soaring costs of fuel, but denied a German newspaper story implying he also used dead cats. Christian Koch, an inventor and patent holder of the "KDV... Posted in skull_weblog on September 16, 2005 09:44 PM Comments: 0 HE WANTS A SKULLGAME-KINDA LOVE! A jilted lover set up a pornographic website featuring naked pictures of his ex-girlfriend in a hate campaign launched after she dumped him. Motor racing promoter Alan Williamson advertised the website address on the livery of his racing cars as he travelled the world to race events. He made numerous... Posted in skull_weblog on September 15, 2005 09:23 PM Comments: 0 AND 30 MINUTES LATER? YEAH. YOU'RE HUNGRY AGAIN. A restaurant in northeastern China that advertised illegal tiger meat dishes was found instead to be selling donkey flesh -- marinated in tiger urine, a newspaper reported Thursday. The Hufulou restaurant, located beside the Heidaohezi tiger reserve near the city of Hailin, had advertised stir-fried tiger meat with chilies for... Posted in skull_weblog on September 12, 2005 08:40 PM Comments: 0 OK. NOW IT IS A FUCKING TRAGEDY!!! Heroin, cocaine and crack are no longer on the menu on Bourbon Street, and junkies strung out since Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans are feeling the pinch. On a sidewalk near Johnny White's bar on Bourbon Street, known for its raucous Mardi Gras party, an addict negotiates with a burly,... Posted in skull_weblog on September 9, 2005 09:00 PM Comments: 0 THE OFFICE WORKER O' THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO... A Skokie man was sentenced Thursday to 3 years in prison after admitting he put urine and other chemicals into a coffeepot used by employees at the metal finishing plant where he worked. Kemarat Vathananand, 51, pleaded guilty last month to charges of unlawful tampering with food. Vathananand had been... Posted in skull_weblog on September 7, 2005 10:26 PM Comments: 0 WORLD'S TOUGHEST STUPIDEST MAN AWARD GOES TO... A Russian man who cut himself in half with a circular saw is now recovering in hospital in Volgograd. Doctors have described him as a unique case. Sergey Lovtsov, a middle-aged engineer, was sawing a log at his dacha when the saw rebounded and hit him. �The patient was virtually... Posted in skull_weblog on September 5, 2005 10:18 AM Comments: 0 ITALIAN SALANETICS...IN ACTIONE!!! AGAIN!!! The New Hampshire Board of Medicine yesterday set a disciplinary hearing on two complaints filed against Dr. Terry Bennett charging him with misconduct and disrespectful and unprofessional behavior. One complaint charges he spoke to an obese female patient about her condition in a way that caused her distress and embarrassment.... Posted in skull_weblog on September 2, 2005 08:50 PM Comments: 0 WHAT BECOMES A HEALTH FANATIC ASSHOLE MOST? A South Kingstown man who became ill after he drank from a beer bottle ingested a caustic liquid. Police say the liquid that sent Michael Darigan to the hospital last Sunday resembles lye. Lye is a highly concentrated solution of potassium hydroxide or sodium hydroxide. It's often found in commercial... Posted in skull_weblog on August 31, 2005 10:11 PM Comments: 0 AT FIRST, HE CRIES: THEN HE STARTS HIGH FIVING FOLKS. The hunt is on for three women who ambushed a 30-year-old man and forced him to have sex with them at gunpoint. According to police spokeswoman Paula Nothnagel, a case of indecent assault had been opened and identity kits would be released soon. The man cannot be named because of... Posted in skull_weblog on August 29, 2005 05:04 PM Comments: 0 QUICK!!! GET ME A GODDAMNED PENCIL!!! Florida prosecutors say they will not try the man who choked another man to death during a fight in a McDonald's parking lot. The fight between Martin Robless-Taylor and Anthony Makowski, who died from strangulation, was caught on tape by a security camera in the Pasco County McDonald's parking lot.... Posted in skull_weblog on August 26, 2005 12:01 AM Comments: 0 AND NOW: THE NOT-SO-SO BAD LIEUTENANT A veteran Chicago Police officer is expected in court today, accused of ordering women during two separate traffic stops to flash him and, in one case, to "do a little dance" without her panties. Mike Allegretti, who works in the Albany Park District, was charged Thursday with bribery and official... Posted in skull_weblog on August 24, 2005 08:43 PM Comments: 0 IT'S MONDAY. COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE, RIGHT? WRONG! Chastity Belts usage is on the increase. But this time, the 'belters' are men. Today�s belt-makers report increasing sales and lucrative spin-off accessories ranging from hypnosis tapes to �education belts.� Web forums like Lock Me Up are busting with regretful escape tales, swollen scrotum advice and Men Seeking Keyholder ads.... Posted in skull_weblog on August 22, 2005 01:43 PM Comments: 0 ITALIAN SALANETICS...IN ACTION!!! An Atlanta man was arrested Thursday afternoon after he smeared feces on himself and walked around a department store in Columbus, police said. Antoine Williams, 26, of 438 Vine St. NW, was charged with disorderly conduct after the incident at Macy's in Peachtree Mall, said Columbus Police Lt. Richard Gaines.... Posted in skull_weblog on August 17, 2005 06:33 PM Comments: 0 ITALIAN SALANETICS...IN ACTION!!! An Atlanta man was arrested Thursday afternoon after he smeared feces on himself and walked around a department store in Columbus, police said. Antoine Williams, 26, of 438 Vine St. NW, was charged with disorderly conduct after the incident at Macy's in Peachtree Mall, said Columbus Police Lt. Richard Gaines.... Posted in skull_weblog on August 17, 2005 06:33 PM Comments: 0 WHAT?!? YOU TOO?!?! A Florida principal faces charges after he allegedly pulled a gun on a teacher at school. The alleged incident occurred Saturday at Applied Technology School in Miami, where Principal Ronald Major and some teachers were preparing for the first day of classes. A teacher told police that he was standing... Posted in skull_weblog on August 15, 2005 03:53 PM Comments: 0 THE LETTER, IF NOT THE SPIRIT OF THE LAW A couple, from Groningen, Netherlands, was arrested for having sex on the hood of a police car. The engrossed couple, who seemed to have taken no notice of the presence of two policemen sitting in the car, were asked by one of the Dutch officers to stop what they were... Posted in skull_weblog on August 12, 2005 09:36 PM Comments: 0 OK, OK, HOW ABOUT THIS: "CUNTS WE BE"? EH? YEAH? Critics are fuming over a new billboard advertising a strip club near Los Angeles International Airport. It's a sign replacing one Howard White has advertised for years pitching "Live Nude Nude Nudes" at his Century Lounge. But some say White's latest pitch -- "Vaginas R' Us" -- has gone too... Posted in skull_weblog on August 10, 2005 09:19 PM Comments: 0 HOW TO GARNISH A TURD: AN OBJECT LESSON During Monday night's performance of Prokofiev's Romeo and Juliet by the Russian National Ballet Theatre, in Hobart, lead dancers Maxim Romanov and Ekaterina Shalyapina disrobed. Artistic director Vladimir Moiseyev said the performance was "traditional", apart from a couple of scenes, and a natural part of the classic famous love story.... Posted in skull_weblog on August 8, 2005 08:21 PM Comments: 0 $4 SUCKJOBS? FROM A 19-YEAR-OLD? WITHOUT A COCK? Police charged a 19-year-old woman with selling sexual favors to two elderly men for $4 and $6 each. Stacy L. Kendall, 71-year-old William R. Claypool and 83-year-old Carmen A. Nocera were arrested just outside New Castle on Friday. Claypool paid Kendall $4 for a sexual favor and Nocera paid $6,... Posted in skull_weblog on August 5, 2005 09:59 PM Comments: 0 WHAT?!?! WHAT?!?! A theater in this Atlanta suburb scrapped plans for a play about an incendiary 1940 Ku Klux Klan rally, calling the production in bad taste. The play, called "Shermantown - Baseball, Apple Pie and the Klan,'' depicted a particularly hate-filled Klan rally in Stone Mountain's black Shermantown neighborhood. David Thomas,... Posted in skull_weblog on August 3, 2005 09:52 PM Comments: 0 RECTAL!!! IT SAYS IT RIGHT ON IT!!! RECTAL!!! A 30-year-old Muscovite failed to fulfill his conjugal duty one night, after he returned home after a hard day at work. The enterprising man did not want to shatter his wife's daydreams and decided to found a way out of the upsetting situation. He took a thermometer and inserted it... Posted in skull_weblog on August 1, 2005 12:38 PM Comments: 0 SO SAYS A PORTUGESE PISSMONGER. Egyptians were the first to invent toothpaste many centuries ago, when there were no anti-cavity, mint-flavored and whitening toothpastes and gels. The ancient toothpaste was a mixture of pumice and wine vinegar. It may sound absolutely insane, but ancient Romans found a much more original way for their daily tooth-care.... Posted in skull_weblog on July 28, 2005 11:30 PM Comments: 0 JIMMY THE "G's" UNCLE: PISSING OFF THE WORLD A plumber was fined and given a community service order on Tuesday after being captured on hidden cameras urinating into a vase in a customer's attic and pouring the contents into the central heating system. Roy Williams, 47, was caught in the act by trading standards officers who had rented... Posted in skull_weblog on July 27, 2005 08:33 PM Comments: 0 GOOD THING MY SISTER IS A MULTIMILLIONAIRE!!! MARIAH CAREY's sister ALISON claims police are trying to stop her from selling sex in her native New York after setting her up on a houseboat and arresting her for prostitution. The 44-year-old, who has been diagnosed HIV-positive, was arrested after agreeing to meet a client at a Long Island... Posted in skull_weblog on July 25, 2005 03:41 PM Comments: 0 ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF TEXAS INGENUITY IN ACTION! Allegations of voter fraud are shaking things up in the small town of Brookshire. There are some serious allegations, including offers of crack in return for a vote.The small town of Brookshire is the scene of a big time legal battle. A woman who did not want to be identified... Posted in skull_weblog on July 22, 2005 10:41 PM Comments: 0 TO RUSSIA, WITH LOVE. AND WINGED, PURPLE BATS. A special initiative group of scientists is establishing the Russian Psychedelic Society. The new organization has a goal to legalize the use of psychoactive drugs in official medicine, the mysterious lysergic acid diethylamide, or LSD-25, first and foremost. A prominent US scientist, Stanislav Grof, is expected to participate in the... Posted in skull_weblog on July 20, 2005 02:03 AM Comments: 0 AND MIKE LA VELLA FEELS A RENEWED SENSE OF PURPOSE! King County sheriff's detectives are investigating possible animal cruelty at a farm near Enumclaw that apparently has attracted "a significant number of people" to have sex with animals, a sheriff's spokesman said Thursday. The investigation was launched this month after authorities discovered the July 2 death of a man who... Posted in skull_weblog on July 18, 2005 08:39 PM Comments: 0 $36!!! AND THAT'S MY FINAL FUCKING OFFER!!!** A Berlin grandmother who has worked the city's diplomatic quarter as a prostitute for the last 49 years plans to retire when she turns 64 next year, according to Germany's Bild newspaper. "I've got a lot of regular clients," the blonde Renate Dolle told the newspaper, pictured wearing a short... Posted in skull_weblog on July 13, 2005 09:51 PM Comments: 0 WHO AMONGST US HAS NOT CAST THIS FUCKING STONE?!?! A MAN who bludgeoned to death his drug dealer has been jailed for only four years because he was in a drug-induced psychotic state that affected his capacity to understand events and his judgment about right and wrong. A Supreme Court jury cleared Matthew Gagalowicz, 21, of murder but convicted... Posted in skull_weblog on July 11, 2005 08:41 PM Comments: 0 RUSSIAN POLICEWORK, SKULLGAME STYLE!!! Moscow police intercepted a car packed with explosives in central Moscow and said they had thwarted a terrorist attack, Russian media reported. Police found a 200-gram block of TNT, two anti-personnel landmines and a 20-liter canister with gasoline along with detonators and an electronic operating device. A suspect arrested at... Posted in skull_weblog on July 8, 2005 10:24 PM Comments: 0 AND METH. DON'T FORGET METH. Ensign Games releases DreamStripper 3D, a new PC game using lifelike Hollywood technology. In DreamStripper you totally control the dancer. You decide how she dances, what she wears, even the music she dances to! Have her writhe or spin just when and how you want or create an erotic and... Posted in skull_weblog on July 6, 2005 11:46 PM Comments: 0 *WHEN GOD SAYS "FUCK YOU!!!"* A train struck a paraplegic in a motorized wheelchair who was on his way to church, killing him, police said. Duane MacIntosh, 52, of Muncie, had just left one church on his way to another Sunday morning when the 38-car CSX train hit him at a crossing. A stroke and... Posted in skull_weblog on July 1, 2005 08:26 PM Comments: 0 SO I DATE A LOT!!! SO WHAT!!?! Petaluma police and federal drug agents seized as much as 15 gallons of a substance believed to be the "date rape" drug GHB in a weekend drug bust -- enough, they say, for at least 70,000 doses. Thomas Miller, a 35-year-old personal trainer from Santa Rosa, remained jailed in Sonoma... Posted in skull_weblog on June 29, 2005 08:27 PM Comments: 0 READIN', WRITIN', & RECOILLESS RIFLERY FOR ALL Federal agents arrested a South Florida elementary school teacher Thursday on suspicion of selling assault rifles to a convicted felon. Agents said Michael Garrison, who's a third-grade teacher at Madie Ives Elementary in North Miami Beach, sold an AK-47, a .308 caliber assault rifle and a 7.62 mm assault rifle... Posted in skull_weblog on June 27, 2005 02:39 PM Comments: 0 *DADDDDDDD...?!!?!?!?!?!* A surprised homeowner was greeted by a sleeping thief who had broken into his house and fallen asleep on his couch. The robber had apparently broken into the house by breaking a window and fell asleep after drinking all the owner's alcohol. On returning home, Roberto Nunez found Oscar Filippa... Posted in skull_weblog on June 24, 2005 09:34 PM Comments: 0 THE GAME? ISN'T IT CALLED "REAL GODDAMNED LIFE"? You may have thought "Grand Theft Auto" was the last word in video game violence. Think again. The latest in shoot-'em-up video game technology, "25 to Life," allows players to attack police with an arsenal of Molotov cocktails, broken bottles and baseball bats. When weapons fail, players make strategic moves... Posted in skull_weblog on June 22, 2005 09:21 PM Comments: 0 ANGELINA JOLIE SUCKS IN BED. WE HOPE. AT THE VERY FUCKING LEAST. When describing your ex's ability between the sheets, it can be hard to couch it tactfully. So Billy Bob Thornton just came right out and spoke as he found. Sleeping with Angelina Jolie is like "fucking the couch', the 49-year-old actor said. His wincingly candid proclamation is likely to upset... Posted in skull_weblog on June 20, 2005 02:51 PM Comments: 0 *NEXT TIME? JUST CALL SKULLGAME. WE CAN* HELP. A German court sent to a psychiatric institution a man who cut off his own penis because of the incessant sexual demands of his wife, whom he then killed with the same knife. The court in Kassel in central Germany, heard yesterday that the wife of the man, 38, an... Posted in skull_weblog on June 17, 2005 10:08 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME TEACHER OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO... A special education teacher in Lakewood Middle School encouraged his emotionally troubled students to wrestle and fight to quell their misbehavior, a near-daily ritual that eventually led to one student being stabbed in an after-school altercation, the district alleges in tenure charges made public Friday. John Griso of Brick, a... Posted in skull_weblog on June 15, 2005 09:39 PM Comments: 0 IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, REOFFEND AGAIN & AGAIN Fulton County Sheriff Bobby Hopper went to a farm to question the owner on a hunch when he got the whiff of anhydrous ammonia. He says he knew somebody was cooking the drug methamphetamine. Hopper says he entered a shop on the farm last Friday and found John Sowell, the... Posted in skull_weblog on June 13, 2005 12:42 PM Comments: 0 AND PATRICK RYAN MOURNS HER PASSING A CARE worker has been told never to work with old people after rubbing her breasts in an elderly man's face and brutally slapping a female resident. Single mother Jayne Hunter, of Cronton Road, was branded 'disgusting' and 'despicable' by a judge. Hunter abused her position of trust while working... Posted in skull_weblog on June 10, 2005 06:29 AM Comments: 0 "THAT METH ISN'T MINE!" JURISPRUDENTIAL GENIUS IN ACTION Everyone agrees that 24-year-old Marlena Adams scorched about half her body when the ingredients for methamphetamine exploded in her oven. Beyond that, what happened to Adams depends on who's telling the story. Either she got burned making meth, or somebody was trying to kill her. The case surfaced Friday, when... Posted in skull_weblog on June 8, 2005 09:37 PM Comments: 0 HEY, THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO US 8 OR 10 TIMES The police officer's Quarter Pounder with Cheese tasted a little funny, and for good reason: It was laced with methamphetamine. The incident happened in Desloge, Mo., about 50 miles southwest of St. Louis, but was not made public until Friday. Police Chief James Bullock told KMOV-TV in St. Louis that... Posted in skull_weblog on June 6, 2005 02:00 PM Comments: 0 PERFECT STUDENTS are turning to the sex industry to pay their way through university because federal Government reforms have made education increasingly expensive, a Melbourne researcher says. Students chose sex work because it offered short hours and high pay, according to a University of Melbourne survey of 40 sex workers from... Posted in skull_weblog on June 1, 2005 07:43 PM Comments: 0 MIAMI VARSITY BASEBALL COACH GOES A LITTLE NUTS The varsity baseball coach at Gulliver Preparatory School in Miami has resigned in the wake of locker room behavior that engulfed him in controversy. Coach Lazer Collazo reportedly dropped his pants in the locker room after his varsity team lost to Florida Christian on April 7. He reportedly took his... Posted in skull_weblog on May 27, 2005 10:28 PM Comments: 0 NATURE'S LITTLEST WARNING SIGN: A JUMPSUIT ON A 48-YEAR OLD A Kansas City man could face charges after a "flashing" incident involving a jumpsuit, some baby powder and a city bus. The 48-year-old suspect allegedly boarded a bus at about 2:30 p.m. on Sunday near 63rd and Manchester. Police said he was wearing a jumpsuit and was covered head-to-toe with... Posted in skull_weblog on May 25, 2005 09:09 PM Comments: 0 INSULT + INJURY = A LOVE STORY A 25-year-old woman was charged with trying to hire a man to kill her ex-husband, and police say she used one of his credit cards to pay for the would-be hit man's flight from Australia. Police Capt. Michael Dehm said it was a report of an unauthorized $2,824 credit card... Posted in skull_weblog on May 23, 2005 03:20 PM Comments: 0 OH. AND WE SUPPOSE HE FUCKED ALL THOSE ALTAR BOYS, TOO... A man has been accused of breaking into a church and using the pastor's computer to look at Internet pornography. Donald R. Kendrick, 29, was arrested Tuesday night after a scuffle with Charleston police Cpl. T. George, who was responding to a report that a light was on inside the... Posted in skull_weblog on May 20, 2005 10:35 PM Comments: 0 SODOMIZING GREMLINS ARE NEVER A JOKE!!! Mohammed Juma starts to sweat and fidget as he recalls his rape by Popo Bawa, the most feared spirit-monster of the Zanzibar spice islands. "We believe reading the Koran is our only defense, nothing else," says the 41-year-old driver and father of four. "But Popo Bawa is real, and well... Posted in skull_weblog on May 18, 2005 08:18 PM Comments: 0 AND ONCE AGAIN: FLORIDA SHOOTS & SCORES IN THE COMPLETE & TOTAL LUNACY BOWL The state is investigating reports that a former gynecologist, who went to prison for trading drugs for oral sex with teenage girls, was running a clinic that performs gynecological exams and other treatments. The links between Robert C. Brown and RCB Inc. Medical Clinic were disclosed Monday when Brown and... Posted in skull_weblog on May 16, 2005 04:12 PM Comments: 0 COMPARE: COERCION VS. A COCK IN THE MOUTH A bill moving through the Illinois Legislature would allow prostitutes to sue pimps and sex traffickers, withOUT having to show that they were physically forced or sold into the sex trade. Supporters say the bill goes further than any comparable state law to ease the burden on sex workers to... Posted in skull_weblog on May 13, 2005 11:50 PM Comments: 0 DOG MENAGE, METH & MARTINI'D MAGIC HEIDI Mc INTYRE and TINA SMITH, who were represented by Erie defense attorney Tim Lucas, faced a preliminary hearing before Titusville Area District Magesterial Judge Amy Nicols on one count of having sexual intercourse with an animal. According to a criminal complaint, the women were assisted by Douglas R. Peterson... Posted in skull_weblog on May 11, 2005 11:57 PM Comments: 0 AND THIS IS HOW WE REWARD SKULLGAMESQUE INITIATIVE? Police say a Rutgers University student used his computer's Web camera to record his roommate having sex with his girlfriend, then showed the recording to other students. Kevin Toth, a freshman engineering student on the Busch campus in Piscataway, was arrested yesterday. A university police spokesman says Toth focused the... Posted in skull_weblog on May 9, 2005 08:22 PM Comments: 0 THE BAD LIEUTENANT PART 2: THE SUCKQUEL A tale of kinky group sex and wife-swapping fueled by the voracious consumption of stolen drugs finally reached the bitter end when state police Sgt. Timothy White threatened to kill his wife before sticking the gun in his own mouth, prosecutors said yesterday. "The marriage disintegrated from drug use and... Posted in skull_weblog on May 6, 2005 10:22 PM Comments: 0 TO SERVE, PROTECT & SEX CHOKE YOUR NECK A woman alleged in a call to police last fall that U.S. Rep. Don Sherwood had started choking her while giving her a back rub at his Washington apartment, but no charges were filed, according to a published report. The encounter between Sherwood, 64, a four-term Republican congressman, and Cynthia... Posted in skull_weblog on May 4, 2005 08:58 PM Comments: 0 NOPE. STILL NOT GETTING IT. After a court-ordered trip to a pig farm, a Western Bay man has learned that a pig and the New Zealand Police have nothing at all in common. In an unusual punishment, a 22-year-old man who called police "pig shit" was ordered by a judge to spend a day on... Posted in skull_weblog on May 2, 2005 02:08 PM Comments: 0 NORWAY: A NATION OF A WHOLE LOTTA GAY A 23-year-old Norwegian woman was convicted of raping a 31-year-old man and sentenced to nine months behind bars in what is believed to be the first case in which a woman has been found guilty of raping a man in Norway, media reported. The woman, whose name was not disclosed,... Posted in skull_weblog on April 29, 2005 09:18 PM Comments: 0 I WAS ATTACKED BY A GIANT TALKING ROACH!!! An 88-year-old Georgia woman isn't taking this one lying down. She's filed suit against Orkin after allegedly being pinned down by an exterminator after she questioned the amount of the bill. Patience Von Suttka claims Antonio Battle came to her home last year, and got out of control when she... Posted in skull_weblog on April 27, 2005 08:40 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME'S CUPCAKE MAKING MEMORIES. AND FELONIES. A 29-year-old naked woman led officers on a half-hour chase from the San Fernando Valley to the San Gabriel Valley on Sunday night. A woman was arrested on suspicion of speeding and felony evading, said Officer J.C. Lesnet of the California Highway Patrol. The chase started at 9:36 p.m. when... Posted in skull_weblog on April 25, 2005 04:19 PM Comments: 0 YES!!! Sheriff's deputies make their share of methamphetamine busts in rural Allegan County, usually after tracking down clandestine drug labs. But sometimes, the criminals make it easy. Wednesday, police said a 34-year-old Otsego man tried to get past two security screeners at the Allegan County courthouse with an Altoids box full... Posted in skull_weblog on April 20, 2005 11:23 PM Comments: 0 CRIMES AGAINST NATURE PROSTITUTED HERE! A 15-year-old girl has been charged with two counts of crimes against nature and one count of indecent exposure for an April 7 incident on a school bus, James City County police said. Two 16-year-old boys were each charged with one count each of crimes against nature for the same... Posted in skull_weblog on April 18, 2005 07:45 PM Comments: 0 50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER. PLUS ONE** In a case police call "very unique" and "bizarre," a Tennessee man has been beaten to death after catching his wife's lover living in a closet in their home. Rafael DeJesus Rocha-Perez, 35, has been charged with Jeffrey Freeman's homicide. Police said Freeman's wife allowed Rocha-Perez to live in the... Posted in skull_weblog on April 15, 2005 09:49 PM Comments: 0 BUDAPEST: THE WORLD'S GREATEST CITY. EVER!!! The Hungarian Interior Ministry looks set to allow prostitutes to tout for business in shopping malls, local media reported on Tuesday. The ministry is thinking of allowing dedicated shopping centers where prostitutes could strike deals for sex as long as they move to a place of their own to carry... Posted in skull_weblog on April 13, 2005 09:25 PM Comments: 0 THE SKULLGAME COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE AWARD... A 34-year-old high school math teacher was arrested after two female students said he served them vodka drinks and smoked marijuana with them at his house, officials said. Michael B. Ziemian also showed the girls how he was growing marijuana in his garage, a Sarasota County sheriff's report said. He... Posted in skull_weblog on April 11, 2005 05:09 PM Comments: 0 NATURALLY. A 40-year-old man remained jailed today after investigators said his CRACK PIPE set off a courthouse metal detector, prompting a fight with a security guard. The incident happened about 8:50 a.m. Wednesday at the Brevard County branch courthouse. Brevard County sheriff's deputies said Cecil McKay was headed to an unrelated... Posted in skull_weblog on April 4, 2005 08:21 PM Comments: 0 *AND THE MECHANIC? DEFINITELY NOT* JIMMY THE "G" The history of a used car could lead to legal problems for a previous owner. A Slidell (SLY'-dehl), Louisiana, family bought their 1996 Toyota Camry in 1997 and the vehicle ran fine until last week. That's when the owners started noticing a loss of power in the vehicle. The mechanic... Posted in skull_weblog on April 1, 2005 08:44 PM Comments: 0 READIN', WRITIN', & RIMJOBBERY: THE ANATOMY OF A GOOD DECISION A California State University, Chico, fraternity is suspended after members admitted participating in a hard-core pornographic film. University officials suspended Phi Kappa Tau while it investigates the taping of the film there several months ago by Shane's World -- a Van Nuys adult film producer known for using college students... Posted in skull_weblog on March 30, 2005 11:01 PM Comments: 0 ITALIAN INITIATIVE IN ACTION!!! A Warrington lawyer facing trial next week in a bizarre murder-for-hire/sex club case will seek an insanity defense, court records state. Meanwhile, Joseph Guarrasi is back in jail, accused of using cocaine while awaiting trial on house arrest. "He's even more infirm than I thought," said Guarrasi's attorney, Richard Fink.... Posted in skull_weblog on March 28, 2005 11:26 AM Comments: 0 WANTED: NEW SKULLGAME SUPPLIER. MUST DRIVE. James Burrows wasn't home when police raided his Binghamton-area house yesterday afternoon and discovered 29 marijuana plants, two pounds of pot, hallucinogenic mushrooms and nearly a dozen guns. But while officers were still searching the place, Burrows drove up -- allegedly while under the influence of marijuana and alcohol. He... Posted in skull_weblog on March 25, 2005 10:04 PM Comments: 0 MICHAEL JACKSON TONGUES CARTOON CHARACTERS NOW Could the next celebrity witness in the Michael Jackson trial be Bart Simpson? The New York Post relays how The Simpsons writer and executive producer Sam Simon visited Howard Stern's radio show recently with a disturbing tale about Jackson's guest appearance on the show, in which he voiced a bald... Posted in skull_weblog on March 23, 2005 11:13 PM Comments: 0 A MODEL OF RECTITUDE? OR JUST A DOG FUCKER? A Belgian man on trial for having sex with dogs claims he did it out of compassion for man's best friend, a Belgian paper said. Daily Gazet Van Antwerpen said the 36-year old in the eastern Belgian town of Genk told the court he had sex with dogs "out of... Posted in skull_weblog on March 21, 2005 05:56 PM Comments: 0 CAN WE GET ONE SET UP AT MIKE LAVELLA'S HOUSE? On a Texas ranch, exotic sheep and antelope roam about, offering paying hunters an opportunity to bag some big game. But when the prey wanders into view, the gun can be fired by someone half a world away with the simple click of a computer mouse. A new Web phenomenon... Posted in skull_weblog on March 16, 2005 10:58 PM Comments: 0 THE "JESUS CHRIST WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS" AWARD GOES TO... A man who created suspicion by collecting items from various department of K-Mart and taking them into the restroom just before closing time Wednesday was arrested after police said they found him operating a meth lab in the bathroom. According to Kingsland, GA police, store security began watching Eddie Young,... Posted in skull_weblog on March 14, 2005 04:35 PM Comments: 0 WELL, IT WAS EITHER THIS OR ANAL RAPE. SHEESH. A jailer gave a laxative to an inmate who had requested cold medicine, then taunted the man as he suffered severe diarrhea, authorities said. Johnnie Dallas Pruett, 27, was fired and charged with battery in the March 1 incident involving 19-year-old Darryl R. Bartlett. Sheriff's Capt. Jamie Martin said that... Posted in skull_weblog on March 11, 2005 07:58 AM Comments: 0 TEAMSTERS OPPOSING THE BODYSLAMMING OF BITCHES?! The head of the NYPD's School Safety Division is under fire from school security officers who charge that he called elementary school parents "bitches" who "need to be body-slammed." In grievance letters to their union obtained by The Post, officers claim that Chief Gerald Nelson, an NYPD official, made the... Posted in skull_weblog on March 9, 2005 11:02 PM Comments: 0 NICE FUCKING TRY Michael Jackson's love of pornography shows he is only human like everyone else, his team told reporters. In a bizarre sideshow to the child abuse trial going on inside the California courtroom, the star's spokeswoman defended Jackson's reputation after it was revealed he owned stacks of X-rated magazines. Sexually explicit... Posted in skull_weblog on March 7, 2005 05:07 PM Comments: 0 THE SKULLGAME PERSONAL INITIATIVE AWARD GOES TO... A female transient was arrested Tuesday for wrestling naked with a Grand Junction resident�s dog. Katherine Earle, 40, jumped over an acquaintance�s four-foot fence at 603 N. Sixth St. just before midnight Tuesday and took off her clothes to start wrestling with the male dog, according to the arrest affidavit.... Posted in skull_weblog on March 4, 2005 10:07 PM Comments: 0 GODDAMNED GRATITUDE: FUCKING NEW YORK STYLE!!!! A Harlem nun may think twice about being a good Samaritan after a drunken man allegedly beat her up when she returned his lost keys, but then wouldn't accept a hug in thanks. The bizarre incident unfolded early Sunday in front of a bodega on Pleasant Avenue. According to police,... Posted in skull_weblog on March 2, 2005 10:10 PM Comments: 0 THE 4-FUCKING F CLUB RETURNS: FOUND BY FUCKING FIREMEN, FUCKED & ALMOST FORGOTTEN Three firefighters violated scores of FDNY regulations when they brought a woman into a Bronx firehouse nicknamed "Animal House" last summer and engaged in an early morning sexual tryst with her, the city's commissioner of investigations said Friday. One of the firefighters, Christian Waugh, has already been fired and the... Posted in skull_weblog on February 28, 2005 01:18 AM Comments: 0 COERCED WITH A COUPLE OF COCKS? RIIGGHHTTT. THE family of a boy from St Peter's College is still waiting for an apology from the exclusive Adelaide Anglican school 10 months after he was allegedly coerced into sexual activity by two other students on an excursion. The boy was 12 when he was forced to share a room... Posted in skull_weblog on February 25, 2005 10:42 PM Comments: 0 VIRGIN, WHORE, WHATEVER THE FUCK A Romanian court has awarded a woman the equivalent of about $16,000 Cdn for being wrongfully jailed for prostitution, authorities said Monday. Alina-Gabriela Straton was jailed for nearly two weeks in 2001, when she was 16, for failing to pay police fines for prostitution, court spokeswoman Diana Cheptene Micu said... Posted in skull_weblog on February 23, 2005 08:31 PM Comments: 0 AND WITH MOTHER'S DAY JUST AROUND THE CORNER... A DUTCHMAN has been accused of murdering his mother, flaying her and then cloaking himself in her skin during a street festival. The 42-year-old, identified only as Roland Z, was held after police in the southern town of Vlaardingen received reports that a man was causing a disturbance. He was... Posted in skull_weblog on February 21, 2005 06:11 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME'S THERE'S GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY AWARD GOES TO... A man who used an Internet chat room to try to set up a mass suicide on Valentine's Day had been trying to persuade women for at least five years to engage in sex acts with him and then kill themselves, a sheriff said Sunday. Gerald Krein faces charges of... Posted in skull_weblog on February 16, 2005 11:03 PM Comments: 0 HEAD WOUNDS 'R' US & OTHER KIDS' TALES A 16-year-old boy was charged with shooting his father in their southwest Harris County home Friday, Local 2 reported. The shooting was originally reported as a case of domestic abuse, but deputies said the boy apparently witnessed a sexual act between his parents and thought the father was abusing the... Posted in skull_weblog on February 14, 2005 06:04 PM Comments: 0 ON HER & OFF HER, YOUR HONOR. Jurors and others in Judge Donald Thompson's courtroom kept hearing a strange whooshing noise, like a bicycle pump or maybe a blood pressure cuff. During one trial, Thompson seemed so distracted some jurors thought he was playing a hand-held video game or tying fly-fishing lures behind the bench. The explanation,... Posted in skull_weblog on February 11, 2005 09:28 PM Comments: 0 OUR COUNTRY OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO...CANADA! Despite harsh US protests, a government clinic will doll out free heroin to hardcore addicts after it opens today, a stone's throw from the US border. The clinic in Vancouver will test, for the first in North America, whether prescribing heroin can cut overdoses, HIV and hepatitis infections, and reduce... Posted in skull_weblog on February 9, 2005 10:31 PM Comments: 0 RACE MIXING, WHORE MONGERING MOTHERFUCKERS NEED NOT APPLY FOR OUR VALUABLE WHITE PEOPLE JOBS A high-profile white supremacist record company appears to have gone out of business after one co-owner accused the other of having a Hispanic mother. Panzerfaust was behind Project Schoolyard USA, which last year distributed thousands of free compact discs to teenagers across the country. The company is now, it appears... Posted in skull_weblog on February 7, 2005 10:46 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME'S PRIESTS IN THE NEWS...AGAIN!!! The Rev. Jerome F. Gillespie resigned yesterday as pastor of St. John the Evangelist Church in Swampscott, Boston, after he was accused of asking a 12-year-old girl AND her mother to perform a sex act at an Italian restaurant in Chelsea Tuesday night. The Globe reported yesterday that the Suffolk... Posted in skull_weblog on February 2, 2005 10:59 PM Comments: 0 HUCKLEBERRY HOUND WE HARDLY KNEW YE The videotapes do not lie, the Nebraska Supreme Court said Friday in upholding an exotic dancer's conviction and sentence for performing sex acts with a dog. The court unanimously rejected the appeal of Romona Anglemyer, a 32-year-old Lincoln woman who had worked at the now defunct Mataya's Babydolls club. Attorney... Posted in skull_weblog on January 31, 2005 04:33 PM Comments: 0 SLEEPING. NOT DEAD. JUST SLEEPING. A medical examiner studying a body in a morgue was startled when the man took a shallow breath. Emergency medical technicians had declared 29-year-old Larry D. Green dead almost two hours earlier, after he was hit by a car. Medical examiner J.B. Perdue was called to the accident scene Monday... Posted in skull_weblog on January 28, 2005 10:53 PM Comments: 0 BETTER A MINUTE TOO SOON, THAN 30 YEARS TOO LATE A bride stabbed her husband to death seven days after they returned from their honeymoon, a court was told yesterday. Catherine Osliffe, 34, is alleged to have carried out the attack within minutes of telling her victim: "We've only been together for a week and I hate you already. I... Posted in skull_weblog on January 26, 2005 12:34 AM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME CAN, IN FACT, THINK OF NOTHING COOLER A 40-year-old woman held sex and drug parties with teenage boys, telling police she wanted to be a "cool mom," authorities say. Sylvia Johnson allegedly provided marijuana, methamphetamine and alcohol to eight boys at parties she hosted at her suburban Denver home in 2003 and 2004. According to court papers,... Posted in skull_weblog on January 24, 2005 09:59 PM Comments: 0 WHAT'S A LITTLE FELLATIO BETWEEN FRIENDS?** For a dozen years, Michael Davis has tested the patience of his neighbors at the tony London Terrace Towers in Chelsea. He has made life miserable for residents of the 1,670 apartments at one of Chelsea's classiest addresses. His litany of alleged bad behavior includes: Roaming the halls half-naked; Having... Posted in skull_weblog on January 20, 2005 10:24 PM Comments: 0 GODDAMN THESE FUCKING REPUBLICAN JUDICIARIES!!! A man found partly disrobed with a woman, cocaine and marijuana in the one-person restroom of an Iowa convenience store in an area known for prostitution had no absolute right to privacy, a federal appeals court ruled Tuesday. An 8th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals panel unanimously rejected Lonnie Maurice... Posted in skull_weblog on January 17, 2005 10:31 PM Comments: 0 WELCOME TO WAL-MART. AND MY COCK. HAVE A NICE DAY. A Wal-Mart greeter was sacked for apparently showing too much of his friendly side to customers. Dean L. Wooten, 65, was accused of greeting customers with a computer-generated photo of himself in which he appeared to be naked � except for a carefully placed Wal-Mart bag � and of telling... Posted in skull_weblog on January 12, 2005 10:37 PM Comments: 0 IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, KILL, KILL AGAIN A woman once acquitted in the death of her boyfriend has pleaded guilty but mentally ill to charges she killed another boyfriend, whose body was found stuffed in a freezer. Marjorie Diehl-Armstrong, 55, of Erie, was sentenced to seven to 20 years in prison Friday for third-degree murder and abuse... Posted in skull_weblog on January 10, 2005 05:13 PM Comments: 0 YOU CAN TAKE THE BOY OUTTA THE GREEK...BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE GREEK OUTTA THE BOY An FBI employee has been charged with trying to have sex with someone he thought was a minor but was actually an undercover police officer operating in an Internet sting, authorities said Wednesday. Anargyros Vezyrakis, 37, was arraigned on Tuesday on attempted rape, endangering the welfare of a minor and... Posted in skull_weblog on January 7, 2005 10:29 PM Comments: 0 DESTINATION: SOUTH BEACH SKANK-A-THON SOUTH Beach turned into "Miami Vice" when hookers and pimps preyed on drunken male partygoers spilling out of the high-end hotels that hosted some of the nation's hottest New Year's Eve bashes. Intrepid flesh-peddlers rented out a block of rooms in the shabby San Juan Hotel across from the Ritz-Carlton... Posted in skull_weblog on January 5, 2005 08:41 PM Comments: 0 SOME ITALIAN SAUSAGE. IN YOUR ASS. TO GO. A pair of Long Island hot dog vendors allegedly did their job with a little too much relish, selling sex along with hot sausage inside their tan camper. Police said the women provided personal services along with knishes, Fritos and Cheez Doodles from a wiener wagon parked alongside Sunrise Highway... Posted in skull_weblog on January 3, 2005 09:34 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME BUSINESSMEN OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO... A Newton, Kan., couple already charged with forcing mentally ill residents of a group home to work on their farm in the nude were indicted Wednesday on 35 charges. The indictment, issued by a federal grand jury, includes allegations that Arlan D. Kaufman, 68, and Linda J. Kaufman, 61, physically,... Posted in skull_weblog on December 31, 2004 10:54 PM Comments: 0 MIKE LA VELLA VICTIM OF ASS ASSAULT. AGAIN. Police are looking for two women they say sexually assaulted a man with a pair of cooking tongs in a drug-related attack. Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan police say the victim, a 25-year-old man, awoke with a metal object protruding from his body. The victim, who police say was using cocaine at the... Posted in skull_weblog on December 29, 2004 04:40 PM Comments: 0 SHIT!!! OH WELL. BACK TO CRACK!!! Lab experiments show that cells that line the mouth become more susceptible to infection with HIV when they're exposed to alcohol. The finding suggests that drinking alcohol may facilitate HIV infection by oral sex, say Dr. Jun-ying Zheng of the UCLA Dental Institute and colleagues. While alcohol consumption has been... Posted in skull_weblog on December 27, 2004 06:03 PM Comments: 0 BRAZILIAN INITIATIVE IN ACTION Six pistol-toting Brazilian men appeared to have more than cash on their minds when they robbed a drug store in Rio de Janeiro. "They specifically demanded that we give them anti-impotence drugs. These drugs and the money was what interested them," Ailton de Souza, the drugstore manager, told Reuters on... Posted in skull_weblog on December 25, 2004 03:25 PM Comments: 0 FOURSCORE AND SEVEN NUTS AGO... A BIOGRAPHY that claims Abraham Lincoln was homosexual has provoked fierce criticism and prompted complaints that attempts to out historical figures have gone too far. The Intimate World of Abraham Lincoln, to be released by Simon & Schuster next month, says the president who won the American civil war and... Posted in skull_weblog on December 22, 2004 11:33 PM Comments: 0 *FUCKING, WE MEAN TRUCKING, IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR GODDAMNED HEALTH* A 55-year-old truck driver from Chicago cut off his penis at the Flying J Truck Stop in Clearbrook � though investigators are not sure how long it happened before rescue crews arrived. Deputies said they arrived Tuesday morning and found the man with blood on his hands, Frederick County Sheriff�s... Posted in skull_weblog on December 20, 2004 10:22 PM Comments: 0 FILE UNDER: RUINING IT FOR EVERYBODY When the online relationship between two teens went sour, a private sexual encounter suddenly became very public. Now a 16-year-old boy from Ancaster, Ont., faces child pornography charges and a 16-year-old girl could have an embarrassing image hang over her head forever. The boy is alleged to have recorded the... Posted in skull_weblog on December 17, 2004 10:01 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME TO NEW JERSEY: PLEASE CALL!!! New Jersey's heroin was found to be the purest in the nation for the second straight year, a dubious distinction that has sparked concern in the medical and law enforcement communities. Federal Drug Enforcement Agency tests of heroin samples obtained from New Jersey streets showed 71.4 percent purity in 2002,... Posted in skull_weblog on December 15, 2004 04:14 PM Comments: 0 *WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL WITH DENTISTS* THESE DAYS? A Bronx doctor who began performing oral sex on a patient while examining his genitals, pleaded guilty Thursday to sexual misconduct, prosecutors said. As part of a plea agreement, Brian Shaw, 42, of Wilton, Conn., will be sentenced to six years probation and is required to register as a sex... Posted in skull_weblog on December 13, 2004 09:44 PM Comments: 0 HIS DISGRACE IS COMPLETE? NOT YET IT AIN'T A SENIOR Catholic priest who forcibly kissed and groped a grieving male parishioner was today sentenced to a three-month suspended jail term. Philip Richard Green, 69, of Hobart, today pleaded guilty to one count of indecent assault on a 22-year-old man at Greens Beach in northern Tasmania. The priest was... Posted in skull_weblog on December 10, 2004 11:10 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME WRITERS ABROAD: WHEN A HELPING HAND WILL JUST HAVE TO FUCKING DO A THUG who attacked a stranger stopped to help him find his glasses - then continued to beat him up. The bizarre incident took place after the attacker lashed out at his victim in the street, knocking off his spectacles. In an apparent act of remorse, the yob got on... Posted in skull_weblog on December 8, 2004 11:29 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME'S SPORTS MOM SPECTACULAR!!! Reports that an irate hockey mom lifted her blouse, revealed her bra, and taunted fans of the opposing team by shaking her breasts -- at her 11-year-old's hockey game -- has the president of the league "aghast," the Toronto Star reported yesterday. "What prompts people to do these types of... Posted in skull_weblog on December 6, 2004 05:38 PM Comments: 0 GODDAMNED NAUGHTY NAZIS AT IT AGAIN A GERMAN man went insane after hearing screams from a 'Miss Whiplash' parlor, and ended up being lashed for free by the fuming fraulein. Markus Koenig, 22, from Nuremburg, said his life has been 'destroyed' since a dominatrix moved into the empty hairdressing salon next to his flat to inflict... Posted in skull_weblog on December 3, 2004 04:04 PM Comments: 0 AND THE SKULLGAME CITIZENSHIP AWARD GOES TO... Excerpts of a tape released by Lawrence's Mayor Michael J. Sullivan Monday allegedly showed two fire department employees engaged in drinking beer, snorting cocaine and dancing. One was identified as a civilian dispatcher named JUDY BRITO. The other was identified as fulltime firefighter ISIDRO "Junior" CORDERO. A videotape allegedly shows... Posted in skull_weblog on December 1, 2004 06:15 PM Comments: 0 MURDER & NOW CRACK: THE HITS JUST KEEP COMING... Robert Chambers, bleary-eyed and unshaven after a night in the slammer, was arraigned on a crack-cocaine-possession charge yesterday in Manhattan Criminal Court. The notorious Preppy Killer � who was released from prison last year after serving 15 years for the 1986 Central Park murder of Jennifer Levin � ended up... Posted in skull_weblog on November 29, 2004 11:28 PM Comments: 0 "I'M A DUMBASS. AND I VOTE! A masked robber who beat his victim was remorseful enough to take the man to the hospital for treatment, but his change of heart didn't last. Within hours the thief was telephoning threats to the victim, who was an acquaintance. The attack happened Monday, according to a report to the... Posted in skull_weblog on November 26, 2004 10:24 PM Comments: 0 AND THE SKULLGAME ENTERPRISE AWARD GOES TO.... A 13-year-old boy was charged with abducting an exotic dancer when she showed up for an appointment at what turned out to be a vacant house with no electricity, police said Monday. When the woman entered the house at 6:30 p.m. on Nov. 16, she realized her client was a... Posted in skull_weblog on November 24, 2004 11:41 PM Comments: 0 THE WORLD'S TOUGHEST FUCKING HOUSE PAINTER A Thai house painter cut off the penises of two teenagers with a knife after he found out they had stolen 50,000 baht ($1249 US dollars) of his savings from an ATM machine, police say. Manit Srithammathan, 40, told police the teens, now in hospital, deserved the punishment as they... Posted in skull_weblog on November 22, 2004 10:46 PM Comments: 0 SUE HIM?!? HE SHOULD PAY HIM!!! A 44-year-old man from Chicago's Southwest Side is suing his 61-year-old neighbor, accusing him of stealing his wife. The alienation of affection lawsuit filed by Steven Cyl against Fire Lt. Lee Bauman is a legal rarity still allowed in Illinois, but in few other states. Cyl's attorney, Michael Vitale, said... Posted in skull_weblog on November 19, 2004 11:15 PM Comments: 0 BATTLIN' BISHOP'S GOT BIG BALLS OF BRASS A CROATIAN priest beat a member of his parish, threatened others with a rifle and crashed his car in a night of drunken rage, press reports said today. After an overnight quarrel in a restaurant in the central town of Slunj on Saturday , Josip Stefancic punched a guest in... Posted in skull_weblog on November 17, 2004 08:52 PM Comments: 0 WHAT DO YOU GET THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CUNT? GIVE UP? David Beckham's latest million-quid pressie is sure to make the earth move for the missus. Becks is apparently planning to buy Victoria "the world's most expensive sex toy," according to the Daily Star which, surprisingly, shows a passing interest in this news. Splashing it on the front page, that sort... Posted in skull_weblog on November 15, 2004 05:23 PM Comments: 0 NOTE TO DAVE DIETRICH: TRY FINLAND The Norwegian Federation for Animal Protection in Nordland has won the support of the tiny Coast Party in their bid to create legislation preventing sex between humans and animals. The increasing exposure of animal porn on the Internet is blamed for what they say is a growing problem. "People working... Posted in skull_weblog on November 12, 2004 11:41 PM Comments: 0 HOW TO SPOT A GAY: WAY #3 Natalie Portman has revealed she asked Mike Nichols, the director of her upcoming movie Closer, to cut out the nude scenes of her. Portman, 23, plays a stripper in the movie and filmed scenes featuring her romping nude in a topless club. However, she said she became nervous about seeing... Posted in skull_weblog on November 10, 2004 01:31 AM Comments: 0 I LOVE NEW YORK. NO. I MEAN IT. REALLY. New York officials were red-faced on Friday after they discovered that clothing ads on city buses that appeared to promote reading suggested a love of books could be rewarded with oral sex. The ads that ran on about 200 buses across the city in recent months carried posters displaying a... Posted in skull_weblog on November 8, 2004 12:55 AM Comments: 0 SO SAY POOLBOYS ALL OVER AMERICA MARRIED women are having more sex than their single pals, a study has claimed. Smug marrieds have much more to smile about in the bedroom compared with Bridget Jones-style singletons, the poll of 1800 women found. More than half of all women said sex gets better the older they get... Posted in skull_weblog on November 5, 2004 01:10 AM Comments: 0 IT'S EITHER THIS OR JEW KILLING German police detained a naked 25-year-old woman and her 23-year-old partner who were engaged in sexual intercourse on the pavement in the middle of a busy shopping district, police said on Saturday. Police in the western town of Duelmen said the couple were spotted by pedestrians late on Friday morning... Posted in skull_weblog on November 3, 2004 08:36 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME'S MOTHER OF THE GODDAMNED YEAR AWARD A Montana woman is accused of letting her 18-month-old daughter smoke marijuana from a bong. Jessica Durham, 23, pleaded not guilty in U.S. District Court in Billings. After a one-day trial Wednesday, the judge said he would consider written arguments and rule later. The judge said he hasn't seen a... Posted in skull_weblog on November 1, 2004 11:07 PM Comments: 0 ELECTRICITY IS YOUR FRIEND. THE ELECTRICIAN IS NOT. A man who said he threw a live electrical wire into his wife's bath hoping a near-death experience would save their marriage was convicted of attempted first-degree intentional homicide Wednesday. William Dahlby said in court he was only trying to scare his wife the evening of May 9. He told... Posted in skull_weblog on October 29, 2004 09:37 PM Comments: 0 A CHINESE NATIONAL TRAGEDY: POLICE APATHY A frustrated husband in China dialed 911 when his wife refused to have sex with him. He told an emergency operator he needed police assistance because it had been 28 days since his wife had slept with him. Police, however, declined his pleas for them to persuade the woman to... Posted in skull_weblog on October 27, 2004 09:34 PM Comments: 0 HE HAD NO SEX, SHE HAD A BUNCH, RAMON REPORTS California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said Tuesday that endorsing President George W. Bush definitely had an impact on his personal life. Schwarzenegger joked his sex life suffered after he endorsed President George W. Bush at the Republican National Convention. He said, "There was no sex for 14 days. Everything comes with... Posted in skull_weblog on October 25, 2004 10:08 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME BIDNESSMAN OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO... Everyone has seen the playful sign or t-shirt that says "Will work for sex," but there's actually a guy in New York doing it. The 34-year-old systems engineer, who goes by "Ray Digerati," fixes computers in exchange for sex. Digerati says he came up with the idea while helping a... Posted in skull_weblog on October 22, 2004 10:46 PM Comments: 0 APESHIT: AN OFFICIAL SKULLGAME PRIMER ON APESHITTERY & JAPANESE LUNATICS UNDER five feet tall and with a head too big for his body, Issei Sagawa makes the most unlikely of cannibals. Stepping inside his apartment, where images of Snow White and Diana, Princess of Wales, are juxtaposed with his own explicit pastel drawings and pornography, offers a better insight into... Posted in skull_weblog on October 13, 2004 03:31 PM Comments: 0 AH WELL. GUESS IT'S BACK TO THE ASS RAPE! Darren Sherman lives in his 6- by 9-foot cell at the prison complex here with little hope. The corkboard is filled with photos of family and friends. But Sherman, 36, of Kelso, will never see them outside of prison. He is sentenced to life without parole for aggravated murder. Sherman... Posted in skull_weblog on October 11, 2004 08:21 PM Comments: 0 DAVE DIETRICH APOLOGIZES FOR DRUNKEN TRANNY STUNT! A University of South Florida student found a drunk man passed out in her laundry room, wearing her clothes, according to a news report. When Theresa Hall arrived home Tuesday afternoon she noticed her living room and kitchen were trashed. After she called police, she searched the house and discovered... Posted in skull_weblog on October 8, 2004 04:18 PM Comments: 0 AIN'T THAT A HOOT? PERV DOES SOMETHING PERVY. A man who worked for the Atlanta-based Hooters restaurant chain, known for its scantily clad waitresses, is facing bullshit charges of secretly videotaping job candidates while they changed into uniforms. Political prisoner Juan Aponte, 32, was arrested Friday for investigation of secretly recording and photographing nearly 200 women and girls,... Posted in skull_weblog on October 6, 2004 04:51 PM Comments: 0 BLOWJOBBING IS NOT A CRIME The second of two former West Port High School students accused of engaging in a sex act in a classroom was convicted of a third-degree felony charge Friday. Circuit Judge Carven D. Angel found the boy guilty in a nonjury trial of lewd and lascivious exhibition. The boy and a... Posted in skull_weblog on October 4, 2004 09:36 PM Comments: 0 REDNECKS: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT A family meal erupted into a gun battle after a father and son clashed over how to cook chicken. The two men argued Sunday over the best way to prepare skinless chicken for dinner. "It started out as a physical confrontation, but it escalated until both of them were shooting... Posted in skull_weblog on October 1, 2004 09:13 PM Comments: 0 AH, WELL. BACK TO ASS RAPING EACH OTHER California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who set up a tent outside his smoke-free state office to accommodate his taste for a good cigar, signed a bill Monday barring tobacco from state prisons. The measure amends the state's penal code to bar tobacco products from prisons and youth correctional facilities. Violators are... Posted in skull_weblog on September 29, 2004 02:01 PM Comments: 0 BRIT SLUTS THE BEST SLUTS STUDY CONCLUDES IT SHOULD be that age when most girls renounce teenage angst in favor of womanhood, but today�s 15-year-olds are becoming fat, lazy, hard-drinking, pot-smoking television addicts. The unenviable picture of the modern young woman is drawn from statistics collated from official sources in 192 countries, from Iceland to the Ivory... Posted in skull_weblog on September 27, 2004 12:18 PM Comments: 0 PROTECT THEM, FUCK THEM, WHAT'S THE DIFF? Bruce Harris, a British citizen working for a child welfare group in Latin America, has been fired after he allegedly paid a Honduran youth for sex. Harris is well known in the region for his work protecting street children and has often spoken out against sex tourists who exploit minors... Posted in skull_weblog on September 20, 2004 07:56 PM Comments: 0 SUDDENLY: MISS AMERICA 50% LESS GAY The first time Jennifer Dupont saw the bikini she'd be wearing at Miss America, she just about blushed. That little thing? "It was so little, when I pulled it out of the bag, my eyes were as big as my head," said Dupont, who is Miss Louisiana. "I said `This... Posted in skull_weblog on September 17, 2004 07:27 AM Comments: 0 I SAID I WANTED A TRANSMISSION. An Australian man who underwent a sex change operation then reverted to living as a man said on Tuesday he was suing doctors and public health authorities for damages in a world-first case. Alan Finch, 37, claims he was mistakenly diagnosed as a transsexual when he went for treatment at... Posted in skull_weblog on September 15, 2004 12:52 PM Comments: 0 NOTE TO SELF: DO NOT FUCK THE DOG! A police report concerning the dog that apparently bit off a man's genitals says that the man may have been using force against the animal. Rudolfo Ramirez, 25, might have been trying to forcibly open the pit bull's mouth. Eyewitness Tomas Chacon says he was working on a surveying crew... Posted in skull_weblog on September 13, 2004 08:07 PM Comments: 0 IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED: RE-OFFEND Dr. Sushil Gupta was arrested on sexual assault charges related to his medical practice for a third time in three months. Gupta, 42, of Woodbridge was charged with fourth degree assault on Wednesday while at the New Haven District there for a court appearance stemming from one of his previous... Posted in skull_weblog on September 10, 2004 05:36 PM Comments: 0 CANNIBALISM: IT'S NOT JUST FOR DINNER ANYMORE Already the subject of a hit rock song and a film script, Germany's convicted cannibal is now destined for the small screen as the star of a television documentary, its producer said on Friday. Armin Meiwes, who was jailed in January for more than eight years for killing and eating... Posted in skull_weblog on September 8, 2004 05:24 PM Comments: 0 WHEN ERECTIONS ARE CRIMES, ONLY CRIMINALS WILL HAVE ERECTIONS Lecturer Acquitted for Erection (SG): A 40-year-old lecturer at a college in Northern Norway, lost his job after he got an erection in the presence of two students. The court claims the incident can not be held against him.... Posted in skull_weblog on September 6, 2004 03:04 PM Comments: 0 TAKE TWO PUSSIES & CALL ME IN THE MORNING A Manhattan judge has thrown out a lawsuit by a woman who says she lost her job because of a demented doctor's perverted prescription. While Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Sherry Klein Heitler agreed that Dr. Leonard Bakalchuk's X-rated prescription note for Melanie Suarez was "unprofessional and bizarre," she said it... Posted in skull_weblog on September 3, 2004 09:47 PM Comments: 0 NEWSFLASH: GERMANS SURPRISE NO ONE. AGAIN. An opera featuring rape, torture and masturbation, a nude bass singing an aria in the shower and a cross-dressing hero who rounds off the night by slaughtering a troupe of semi-naked prostitutes has caused a scandal in Berlin. Mozart's "Die Entfuehrung aus dem Serail," one of the 18th century Austrian... Posted in skull_weblog on August 31, 2004 04:56 PM Comments: 0 NEWSFLASH: THAI BITCHES ARE FUCKING CRAZY Thailand has, by necessity, become the world center of penis reattachment surgery. According to the Bangkok Post, "While not unique to the kingdom, penis severing has been honed in the kingdom to its most devastating effect through a heady mixture of routine infidelity, assertive womanhood and a national cuisine that... Posted in skull_weblog on August 27, 2004 01:27 AM Comments: 0 LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATE FLAME IS THERE A CHRONIC arsonist who set fire to his neighbors' properties because he thought he was doing them a favor has been jailed in Brisbane for five years. Raymond Peter Musgrove, 53, pleaded guilty to four counts of arson between July 2001 and July 2003. Judge Kerry O'Brien sentenced Musgrove to... Posted in skull_weblog on August 25, 2004 08:09 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME'S FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARD A judge on Friday sentenced a father whose 12-year-old daughter was burned in his home meth lab to more than 10 years in prison. U.S. District Judge Curtis L. Collier approved a plea agreement in which Robert Tracy Prince, 33, admitted attempting to make the addictive stimulant in his kitchen.... Posted in skull_weblog on August 23, 2004 01:16 PM Comments: 0 JUSTICE IS BLIND. FOR GOOD FUCKING REASON. An Oklahoma judge facing removal over charges that he masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections under his robes during trials said this week he would retire from the bench. Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, wrote to Oklahoma Governor Brad Henry resigning effective September 1, a move... Posted in skull_weblog on August 20, 2004 09:32 PM Comments: 0 AHHH...NOVOCAINE, SCHMOVOCAINE... State regulators have revoked the license of a North Carolina dentist accused of abusing female patients by injecting his semen into their mouths during dental procedures. The order issued Sunday said Dr. JOHN HALL of Cornelius was to stop practicing dentistry no later than noon Monday. Six former patients said... Posted in skull_weblog on August 18, 2004 08:30 PM Comments: 0 SHAZAM! THE NATIONAL MERIT FUCKING UP FINALIST A police chase ended when a Long Island motorist drove into a backyard pond and tried to smoke a crack pipe just before his car sank, police said. Officers tried to stop Yasyn Abdul-Mattin, 32, after seeing him driving erratically at about 12:16 a.m. Friday, Suffolk County Police said. Instead... Posted in skull_weblog on August 16, 2004 05:21 PM Comments: 0 ANOTHER GIGLI-RELATED ATTACK: WHEN WILL IT END? A Thai national was slashed in the head and had his fingers nearly severed when his friends attacked him with a machete for buying a video compact disc of a wrong movie title, it was reported Wednesday. The 26-year-old man, who works as a fisherman in the southern Johor state,... Posted in skull_weblog on August 13, 2004 02:02 PM Comments: 0 ONE MAN'S HOMEOPATH IS ANOTHER MAN'S HOMO A HOMEOPATH sexually assaulted young male clients on the pretext that he was channelling healing energy, a Brisbane court was told today. LANCE LAMARR HAINES, 54, of Highgate Hill, pleaded not guilty in the District Court to nine counts of sexual assault and five of procuring a sexual act by... Posted in skull_weblog on August 11, 2004 09:11 PM Comments: 0 2 NUTS, A SAUSAGE & ANOTHER SKULLGAME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD Cops busted a drunken Brooklyn man who allegedly went door to door through a Coney Island high-rise displaying his genitals and a bottle of whiskey to stunned residents. Police said Roman Gadzhylov, 24, who lives nearby in Sea Gate, flashed his way through at least three floors of a 24-story... Posted in skull_weblog on August 9, 2004 06:16 PM Comments: 0 GOING OUT IN MOTHERFUCKING STYLE!!! TYCOON Reg Penny died after having sex with a call girl, an inquest heard yesterday. The 65-year-old grandad was found naked on his living room floor. A bottle of sex stimulant alkyl nitrate was found beside him. Lithuanian hooker Zivile Sasnauskiene had fled in panic after he had a heart... Posted in skull_weblog on August 6, 2004 12:03 PM Comments: 0 ONCE THEY GO SAMOAN, THEY NEVER GO BACK Seattle teacher temptress Mary Kay Letourneau teased and taunted her schoolboy lover from behind bars, sending letters to him and his family boasting of a steamy sex romp with a prison guard and her flirtations with lesbian inmates. The revelations of the bombshell letters, obtained by The Post, come only... Posted in skull_weblog on August 4, 2004 07:15 PM Comments: 0 TEEN HOMO TOTALLY RUINS IT FOR NON-HOMO TEENS Waking up naked and alone on a middle school teacher's bed after a night of heavy marijuana smoking and drinking was as disturbing to the 14-year-old boy as it was disorienting. But for Justin, who is now 18, the moment became stranger when then 31-year-old Jamie Renee Putman returned to... Posted in skull_weblog on July 30, 2004 09:40 PM Comments: 0 4 OUTTA 5 DENTISTS RECOMMEND: THEIR SPOOGE Former employees of a dentist claim the man made female patients unwittingly swallow his semen during visits to his office in Cornelius. Dr. John Hall is accused by the state dental board of violating dentistry's standard of care, engaging in immoral conduct, and committing sexual assault or battery. Six former... Posted in skull_weblog on July 28, 2004 10:00 PM Comments: 0 ANOTHER SKULLGAME GENIUS AWARD GOES TO... A Largo used car dealer has been arrested on drug charges after he offered an undercover policewoman some marijuana, Largo police say. Eugene C. Carr was arrested after a weeklong investigation by Largo police. Authorities, acting on a tip, say they suspected Carr was asking women to perform sex acts... Posted in skull_weblog on July 26, 2004 08:55 PM Comments: 0 CRIME? OR TEENAGE BOY FANTASY? A 42-year-old woman who worked as a library assistant at Glenbard East High School received six years in prison Tuesday after pleading guilty to having sex with three underage male students. Laurie Augustine of Downers Grove pleaded guilty to aggravated criminal sexual abuse and criminal sexual assault for having sex... Posted in skull_weblog on July 23, 2004 07:23 PM Comments: 0 AND IN OTHER NEWS FROM SAN FERNANDO VALLEY... The state says it has fined a nursing home after finding evidence of widespread sexual activity among mentally impaired residents considered incapable of giving their consent. The Department of Community Health issued a $5,500 fine against the Woodward Nursing Center and an additional $350-a-day dating back to July 6 until... Posted in skull_weblog on July 21, 2004 07:55 PM Comments: 0 A JERKOFF COP? NO FUCKING WAY!!! A police officer, NOT named E. BROOKS from LOS ALTOS HILLS, discovered his life was in tatters today after he was convicted of masturbating in front of young girls while reading a pornographic magazine in public. Pc Lee Doggett, 24, wept and shook his head as the jury foreman read... Posted in skull_weblog on July 16, 2004 09:05 PM Comments: 0 INSULT, INJURY & NUTLESS IN THE POKEY: ONE MAN'S TALE A 28-year-old man who shot himself in the testicles with a sawn-off shotgun has been jailed for five years for possessing a prohibited firearm. David Walker had drunk 15 pints of lager when he accidentally discharged the gun which was stuffed down his trousers, Sheffield Crown Court was told. Walker... Posted in skull_weblog on July 14, 2004 03:21 PM Comments: 0 LEND A LOAD: AUSTRALIA NEEDS JIZ!!! CANADIAN students could fly into Australia on sperm donor "holidays" and pocket a trip worth $7000 for their trouble. Authorities have given a green light to the plan after a six-month investigation, in a bid to overcome a domestic sperm drought. Reproductive Medicine Albury advertised the two-week trips down under... Posted in skull_weblog on July 9, 2004 06:28 PM Comments: 0 WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS, STAYS IN VEGAS. A Virginia man alleges in a lawsuit filed Thursday that human excrement was smeared on his face during his stay at the Circus Circus hotel-casino. In a lawsuit filed in Clark County District Court, Milciades Cedano of Virginia Beach, Va., said he and his wife, Lavett Brown-Cedano, stayed at the... Posted in skull_weblog on July 7, 2004 01:57 PM Comments: 0 TRANSLATION: I HAVE YET TO BONE HER. Lenny Kravitz says he�s happy Courtney Love is his neighbor--because she runs around naked. Kravitz said that Courtney was an "exciting neighbour to have." He continued: "You open the elevator and she's naked in there. The doorman will say: 'She was naked, running through the lobby.'" "It's great, you know?... Posted in skull_weblog on June 23, 2004 07:03 PM Comments: 0 SUICIDE. MURDER. WHATEVER THE FUCK. Joseph Micale, 34, of Syracuse New York has been charged with the killing of his wife. He is being held on $50,000 cash bail, or $100,000 bond. Micale called the police to his home saying that his wife Maureen Micale, 37, had commited suicide after an argument. The police say,... Posted in skull_weblog on June 21, 2004 04:57 PM Comments: 0 FLYNT'S STACK OF MONEY GROWS EVEN HIGHER Protestors held a demonstration outside Larry Flynt's offices to convince him to put condoms on his porn stars. AIDS Healthcare Foundation is holding the protest to pressure Flynt to adopt a "condoms mandatory" policy for his adult film stars. The decision comes after several adult porn stars in the Los... Posted in skull_weblog on June 18, 2004 07:39 PM Comments: 0 ISN'T SHE YOUR SISTER, VIRGINIA? The state is posting billboards with messages such as "Isn't she a little young?" as part of a campaign to dissuade men from having sex with underage girls. The campaign is aimed at reducing the number of young girls who have children with older men, the Virginia Department of Health... Posted in skull_weblog on June 16, 2004 02:00 PM Comments: 0 WELL, YES. THAT'S ONE SOLUTION. A man who lost his penis in a fight with his estranged wife admitted he had cut off his own genitals before killing her. Authorities had said it was the 50-year-old woman who had sliced off her 37-year-old husband's penis with a bread knife in a domestic dispute before he... Posted in skull_weblog on June 14, 2004 07:36 PM Comments: 0 FUNNY. WE OFFER THE VERY SAME SERVICE FOR FREE Norwegian women who want to become pregnant now have a new option. By simply logging on to the website ManNotIncluded.com and paying a fee of between $3000 and $7500, Norwegian women can get pregnant without a partner. All the recipient has to do is to call the firm�s hotline when... Posted in skull_weblog on June 11, 2004 09:44 AM Comments: 0 $129,626 DOLLARS & STILL NO BLOWJOB: THE WORLD'S STUPIDEST MAN REMINISCES An unhappy Manhattan man who lost his shirt at an East Side strip club racked up his whopping $129,626 bill legitimately � in large part by doling out $5,000 each to a silicone-stuffed scrum of 15 strippers, the club said yesterday. The new details of Tauhidul Chaudhury's wild night came... Posted in skull_weblog on June 9, 2004 07:46 PM Comments: 0 PRISON SHOWER RAPISTS OUTRAGED; CONGRESS INVESTIGATES A state senator alleged Tuesday that California taxpayers recently paid for breast reduction surgery for at least one male prison inmate. Sen. Jackie Speier, D-San Mateo, raised the issue at a four-hour legislative hearing on the spiraling costs of prison health care, which accounts for about $1 billion of the... Posted in skull_weblog on June 7, 2004 09:45 PM Comments: 0 WHEN WILL THEY TALK ABOUT ALL THE FUCKING GOOD THINGS METH CAN DO? A Harvard-trained spine surgeon, who lost his license when he left a patient on the operating table to cash a check, was arrested yesterday on federal drug charges carrying a mandatory 10-year sentence for dealing meth. David C. Arndt, 43, whose downward spiral since July 2002 includes state charges of... Posted in skull_weblog on June 4, 2004 08:29 PM Comments: 0 PLAYBOY DOES THE WORLD NO FUCKING FAVORS When a man finds himself on a circular bed with three Playboy centerfold models, the smile stretching across his face reflects something between bliss and bewilderment. Although brief and supervised by bouncers, such encounters seemed to satisfy something deep for the hundreds of men who paid up to $146 to... Posted in skull_weblog on June 2, 2004 07:53 PM Comments: 0 BRITS SHAKE GAY REP WITH FUCKING FOR DOLLARS The Sex Inspectors, a series in which couples will be filmed having sex, with their performance assessed by experts, will be screened in the autumn. The series will be modelled on The Dinner Party Inspectors, in which experts on etiquette gave critical feedback after observing the interactions of diners. The... Posted in skull_weblog on May 31, 2004 03:48 PM Comments: 0 WAX ON, WAX OFF: MAN WANTS COCK BACK!!! A MILLIONAIRE who had a sex-swap operation to become a woman wants to be a man again. Dad-of-two Charles Kane became Samantha seven years ago. He claims he was rushed into the decision and is now suing his surgeon for �186,442. Property developer and designer Kane, 44, says he agreed... Posted in skull_weblog on May 28, 2004 11:08 AM Comments: 0 NEWS NOT UNEXPECTED: SPANKY IN KID PORN SNAG An international crackdown on child pornography leads to the arrest of "Spanky" the Clown. Police said Tuesday that Thomas Allen Riccio, 23, was arrested in Fayetteville, N.C., where he was performing with Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus. Authorities turned up 200 leads in the child pornography case, which lead... Posted in skull_weblog on May 26, 2004 02:36 PM Comments: 0 YOUR MOTIVATION? A NICE, SOLID SPRAY OF SEMEN A DRAMA teacher who indecently assaulted actresses at fake auditions was yesterday banned from classrooms for 12 years. Special-needs teacher Stephen Hunt, no relation to Mike Hunt, filmed himself groping, spanking and whipping naked and semi-naked women. Married Hunt, 46, took the lead in self-written 'plays' so he could fondle... Posted in skull_weblog on May 24, 2004 05:00 PM Comments: 0 AS SEEN ON SKULLGAME: TRANNIES!!! The producers of There's Something about Miriam placed newspaper ads soliciting for men who wanted to participate in "the sexual adventure of a lifetime". Men who were "up for anything" were invited to apply. Six "prospective Romeos" were then spirited away to a villa in Spain (aka "seduction HQ") and... Posted in skull_weblog on May 21, 2004 09:23 PM Comments: 0 DRUNK, SAT, AND FUCKING FTUPID A drunken airline passenger who asked a man to "step outside" for a fight during a flight was jailed for three months yesterday. LEE RUST, 30, whose name shall be held up to wide infamy, admitted being drunk and disorderly after drinking a bottle of vodka before and during an... Posted in skull_weblog on May 18, 2004 09:25 PM Comments: 0 HE AIN'T FAITHFUL. HE'S FUCKING HUNGRY & WEAK! Men are more likely to stray if their partners are slim, a survey has found. Men with skinny wives and girlfriends could be interested in appearance alone--and on the lookout for someone even more attractive. In contrast, seven in 10 faithful men prefer their women size 16 or over. Nearly... Posted in skull_weblog on May 14, 2004 09:40 PM Comments: 0 HOW YOU KNOW FOR SURE THAT GOD HATES YOU Most of David Reimer's tragedies have been well-documented: how his penis was burned off during a botched circumcision, how doctors tried surgery and hormones to make him a girl and how the experiment went horribly wrong. But only his friends knew the 38-year-old Winnipegger was agonizing over yet another personal... Posted in skull_weblog on May 12, 2004 08:59 PM Comments: 0 AND NOW FOR FATHER'S DAY: NICKY'S DAD!!! A double amputee was arrested at his Brooklyn nursing home after he was allegedly caught raping and beating another patient - a 78-year-old bedridden grandmother, police said. The suspect, Samuel Irving, 43, a new patient at the Greenpark Care Center in Fort Greene, was discovered by a staffer sexually assaulting... Posted in skull_weblog on May 10, 2004 03:49 PM Comments: 0 NEXT STOP: EXPLOITED FUCKING MOMS!!! A patch that helps middle-aged women rediscover their sex drive could soon be commercially available. Intimate SM1 was tested for 24 weeks on U.S. women with an average age of 49 � and it increased lust by 74 per cent. They also reported a 56 per cent increase in orgasms.... Posted in skull_weblog on May 7, 2004 07:45 PM Comments: 0 NAKED, JAILED, KNIFE-TOTING TEEN BITCHES UNITE!!! More than a dozen inmates suffered minor injuries in a riot at Florida's maximum-security prison for girls and young women, which has struggled with staffing problems while trying to help severely troubled young people, authorities said. Several girls were playing flag football at the Florida Institute for Girls on Sunday... Posted in skull_weblog on May 5, 2004 02:52 PM Comments: 0 NEWSFLASH: NAZIS GET LAID A LOT BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers, a new German car magazine has found. The German magazine "Men's Car" found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male... Posted in skull_weblog on May 3, 2004 10:41 AM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME SAINT: THE NAUGHTY VICAR LIVES ON A mother intent on becoming a vicar and helping drug addicts entered a world that eventually saw her hooked on heroin and relying on prostitution to feed her habit, a court heard yesterday. After winning a place at King's College, London, to study for a degree in Biblical studies, Christine... Posted in skull_weblog on April 30, 2004 10:06 AM Comments: 0 NOTE TO SELF: THIS SHIT WORKS!!! The 20-year-old San Mateo man who told women on two separate occasions that his penis was caught in his zipper and he needed help pleaded no contest yesterday to indecent exposure. Michael Silva admitted the two felony charges in return for no more than six months in the County Jail... Posted in skull_weblog on April 28, 2004 05:22 PM Comments: 0 AND THE YEAH. SURE. RIGHT. AWARD GOES TO... A man was arrested Saturday after being found trapped among drainpipes in a ceiling above a women's toilet here, police said. Shuichi Arai, 50, a company employee from Kumatori, Osaka Prefecture, was arrested for trespassing. Arai admits to the allegations, saying he climbed into the airport ceiling to escape somebody... Posted in skull_weblog on April 26, 2004 02:05 PM Comments: 0 WELL THIS AT LEAST EXPLAINS RON JEREMY Charles Darwin was wrong -- humans evolved from pigs, not apes. And that explains the Biblical prohibition against consuming the flesh of our oinking relatives, according to a startling new theory. "It's hard to believe, but you and Porky Pig are kissing cousins," says genetic scientist Dr. Basil Hainwright of... Posted in skull_weblog on April 21, 2004 04:36 PM Comments: 0 MAN FUCKED IN ASS BY CASINO: NOT FOR THE LAST TIME EITHER A MAN was impaled on a fence outside Brisbane's casino today after falling during a bid to get inside. Police said the man fell from the first floor as he scaled the outside of the heritage listed Treasury Casino on George Street at 2.40am. He had earlier been refused entry.... Posted in skull_weblog on April 19, 2004 04:33 PM Comments: 0 SKULLGAME'S FIRST GENIUS AWARD: JOHN HERBISON One man's porn palace is another man's furniture store. This is at the heart of the latest installment in a long-running disagreement between Metro police Vice officers and Metro News, which at one point billed itself as the world's largest adult bookstore. On Easter Sunday, Vice officers cited a clerk... Posted in skull_weblog on April 16, 2004 09:51 PM Comments: 0 HABITRAIL WHOREHOUSES? FUCKING A RIGHT! Scientists have developed a new technique for growing human breast tissues in living mice. The restructured mice may serve as the best experimental model yet for studying human breast cancer. Scientists studying breast cancer often use laboratory animals to induce disease in an effort to identify cancer-causing genes and environmental... Posted in skull_weblog on April 14, 2004 03:25 PM Comments: 0 SUCK AWAY! JUST NOT HERE!!! CJ Yong had declined to acquit a man of committing "carnal intercourse against the order of nature" by having oral sex with a teenage girl, even though the sex was consensual and even despite evidence that she had been a serial fellater. "There are countries where you can go and... Posted in skull_weblog on April 12, 2004 07:00 AM Comments: 0 AN INTERNATIONAL OUTRAGE!!! BOMB IN 10 MINUTES Prostitutes are charging NATO troops dispatched to this Baltic state more than three times as much money as Lithuanian clients, police said Thursday. In recent days, prostitutes have been arriving in the city of Siauliai, where 100 NATO soldiers are stationed, part of a team to service four Belgian F-16s... Posted in skull_weblog on April 9, 2004 04:52 PM Comments: 0 COURTNEY SHOCKER: "I'M ON DRUGS!!!" Officer Scott Blackman said Love had symptoms of intoxication that included "slow, slick, slurred speech and mucous around both nostrils," when arrested last October. Love's pupils were also dilated to 8 millimeters, nearly double the average size, Blackman said, and her pulse was 126 beats per minute, much faster than... Posted in skull_weblog on April 7, 2004 06:14 PM Comments: 0 OH GOD, MOM, NO!!! NO!!! NOOOOOO.... A Pennsylvania mom is going to jail for allegedly stripping at her teenage son's birthday party. Prosecutors charged that 35-year-old Patricia Johnson provided the entertainment when plans to ride go-carts fizzled. On Thursday, a judge sentenced Johnson to serve three to 15 months in jail. Authorities say Johnson bought beer... Posted in skull_weblog on April 5, 2004 04:39 PM Comments: 0 WHAT HAPPENED THE DAY EVERYTHING WENT WRONG A California man has pleaded guilty to residential burglary after he set up a meeting with a woman on a rape fantasy Internet chat page, but instead broke into a different woman's apartment. Michael Todd Howard, 35, pleaded guilty in a court in San Diego Tuesday in return for an... Posted in skull_weblog on April 2, 2004 12:14 PM Comments: 0 ASSHOLE & SKULLGAME STUD TAPES COCK, MAKES MIL Although they�re both known for their crass sense of humour, Toronto radio personality Dean Blundell (and the rest of his morning crew) and Jackass� Steve-O have gone over the edge. Steve-O and Jackass members Chris Pontius and Wee Man were set to co-host The Dean Blundell Show, a morning show... Posted in skull_weblog on March 31, 2004 09:25 PM Comments: 0 AN INVITATION TO THE CHURCH OF WITHERED COCK! Authorities in Carroll County have arrested a Villa Rica man in connection with nude photos left on car windshields. Villa Rica police arrested Kenneth James Stokes, 47, after a woman called police. Investigators used surveillance tape from a Wal-Mart to see the suspect putting the pictures on at least two... Posted in skull_weblog on March 29, 2004 01:44 PM Comments: 0 OH GOD, NO, NO, NOOOOO.... STING�S wife has revealed the sex-mad rocker loves raunchy swinging sessions. And randy Trudie Styler said her hubby gets off on watching her getting it on with other women. Trudie blew the lid off their sex life in a US radio show broadcast to millions � telling host Howard Stern... Posted in skull_weblog on March 26, 2004 05:06 PM Comments: 0 OH OH OH, IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE DOING? An Asahi Shimbun editor who claimed he was trying to adjust his artificial leg when he was arrested for allegedly flashing his genitals in a crowded bus was indicted Monday for indecent exposure, prosecutors said. A lawyer representing the accused, whose name is being withheld, said his client has been... Posted in skull_weblog on March 24, 2004 08:00 PM Comments: 0 THE AL BORDA APPRECIATION SOCIETY MEETS AGAIN Police in Miami arrested 11 men who allegedly used a Web site to choose a public place to meet and masturbate. Police arrested the men at a Sears store on Coral Way at 37th Avenue. Police responded to complaints from customers that men were masturbating in open stalls in the... Posted in skull_weblog on March 22, 2004 10:23 PM Comments: 0 ONE MAN RUINS IT FOR EVERYBODY!!!! Police arrested a 42-year-old Easton man Monday on charges he posted nude pictures of his ex-girlfriend at a township post office and bank. Workers at the post office on South Greenwood Avenue called police on March 9 after several people complained that nude pictures were inserted into newspapers they purchased... Posted in skull_weblog on March 19, 2004 05:36 PM Comments: 0 WHEN ASSES ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL FUCK ASSES An Afghan soldier was detained by police after being caught having sex with a donkey in southeastern Afghanistan, a police officer said today. The soldier was discovered with the donkey in an abandoned house in a small village of Gardez, the capital of Paktia province, last week, a local police... Posted in skull_weblog on March 17, 2004 05:24 PM Comments: 0 WHAT NEW HELL HATH JANET WROUGHT? The FCC fined Clear Channel Communications Inc. $247,500 yesterday for a sexually explicit interview on Washington-area disc jockey Elliot Segal's radio show a year ago. In the segment, a member of the "Elliot in the Morning" cast interviewed a caller about adult film star Ron Jeremy. The exchange included references... Posted in skull_weblog on March 15, 2004 02:27 PM Comments: 0 OH CANADA, OH CANADA AGGGGHHHH... A man who ran naked down the street with blood gushing from his severed penis Wednesday mutilated himself, said RCMP in this Okanagan city. Police received a report at about 2 p.m. of a man running down the street, screaming "Repent, repent, fornicators." The 33-year-old Penticton man, who was wearing... Posted in skull_weblog on March 12, 2004 03:57 PM Comments: 0 GETTING BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM HER FRIENDS A woman who organized a topless protest of this city's public nudity ordinance was arrested Sunday after she exposed her breasts while marching down a crowded street. Elizabeth Book, 42, of Ormond Beach, was the only woman who bared her breasts during the protest, police said.... Posted in skull_weblog on March 10, 2004 10:58 PM Comments: 0 THE POSTER GIRL FOR ANAL SEX SAILS AGAIN The University of North Carolina at Greensboro (UNCG) is being criticized not only for funding a porn star to promote risky sexual behavior on campus, but also for suppressing the free speech of conservatives on campus. Recently the College Republicans group at UNCG was denied university funding for a "Morals... Posted in skull_weblog on March 8, 2004 11:29 PM Comments: 0 OH YEAH. A THREESOME?! WHAT A GREAT IDEA! A Queens man turned a Brazilian stripper's basement into the scene of a bloodbath, murdering the woman and wounding her gal pal after their "threesome" turned violent and the women tried to attack him, he told cops. "As I go to take a shower . . . I was hit... Posted in skull_weblog on March 5, 2004 02:42 AM Comments: 0 NEXT: THE FULL DECRIMINALIZATION OF CRANK!!! Liz Book believes exposed breasts are a part of motorcycle culture, so the Volusia County mother plans to lead a protest of topless women on the last day of Bike Week. "I never want to see another girl handcuffed and crying in the street because she yanked her top," said... Posted in skull_weblog on March 3, 2004 03:08 AM Comments: 0 AT LEAST HE AIN'T INVADING POLAND A German woman has taken her male neighbour to court for noise pollution after he repeatedly kept her awake through half the night and had at least one four-hour sex session, a court spokeswoman says. "Four hours of sex noises. What was I supposed to think? It was nothing but... Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2004 06:38 AM Comments: 0 HOWARD STERN: HOW LONG EXACTLY WILL LENO BE SUCKING MY COCK? HOWARD Stern tore into Jay Leno for nearly an hour yesterday, blasting him for "ripping off" longtime sidekick "Stuttering John" Melendez. "Jay thinks this is going to make him hip," Stern railed on his first day back on the air after learning that Leno hired Melendez to be his new... Posted in skull_weblog on February 25, 2004 02:46 AM Comments: 0 TRANNY TERROR IN TEAL PUMPS STRIKES AGAIN A cab driver was beaten and left partly paralyzed yesterday when a man dressed as a woman whacked him in the head with a stiletto heel after the off-duty hack refused to give him a ride, police sources said. The bizarre incident occurred just before 5 a.m. at Christopher Street... Posted in skull_weblog on February 23, 2004 01:00 AM Comments: 0 ESPECIALLY IF BY "SHAME" YOU MEAN LOTS AND LOTS OF LAUGHS** If Rick Salomon's claims are correct, he has raked in millions in Internet sales off his Paris Hilton porn video. In just a week. The 35-year-old producer tells the New York Post that 50,000 people a day have paid $50 a pop to download the 37 minutes of his former... Posted in skull_weblog on February 20, 2004 06:18 AM Comments: 0