...Goes to our own ITALIAN SAL
You. You can stay, the monkey...Well, the monkey has to go.
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LANCE LINK, SECRET CHIMP. AND HIS BANANA HO
Climbing a tower naked at Burning Man is one thing, a monkey with an apron named Steve is just insane. I tried to be open, I tried to be San Francisco about it--Hell, I even tried to be a little LA. But the Ape watching me at night was just too damn creepy and no he wasn't just making sure I was sleeping. He snarled at me!
I know, I know; it was a smile, right?
Wrong! That was absolutely a warning. Point taken; I'm moving on.
Single White young Professional guy looking for an attractive single female to spend some interesting times with--within reason obviously. You know, no Crocodiles, Anaconda's or Silver Back Gorilla's.
Your pic will obviously get mine. I guess pictures of your pets will be fine too.
MOTLEY CRUE, IN SKULLGAME SPONSORSHIP DEAL, DECIDE TO ROCK AGAINST WELFARE. AND UNCOMFORTABLE SHOES. I MEAN NOW THAT THEY'RE OLD BROADS AND ALL
THAT WAS THEN...
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- Senior Citizen pornographers TOMMY LEE and VINCE NEIL, as well as NIKKI SIXX and MICK MARS, have confirmed they are willing to accept the generous SkullGame offer of $78.52 for putting MOTLEY CRUE back together after a break of more than six years.
An official spokesman from the aged cut-up's management company has revealed the band will begin a world tour starting in a retirement community in Florida next February.
The spokesman says, "Motley Crue are a gang that have always thrived on passion. It is the element that fuels their creativity and guides their decision making."
...THIS IS NOW. "HOT LIPS & FINGERTIPS," INDEED.
"When they learned of the overwhelming groundswell of support from fans opposed to welfare and seeing older women on it, across the world, as well as from members of the music industry, it became obvious to them that the time was right to climb the mountain of selfless public service once again."
Sixx adds, ""We wanna be louder, we wanna be [fucking] ruder. We want more, more, more. More fiber in our diets. More Odwalla processed prune drinks. And mostly more late afternoon naps. That's [fucking] Motley Crue style.
"We're back in ... with SkullGame's help. Man. It's gonna freak you the fuck out out. Trust me, no one's seen anything like this in years."
Sheesh.
UNREGENERATE MADONNA SLUT GODDAMNED BEST FRIENDS WITH GOD OF ABRAHAM NOW; ABRAHAM PUBLICLY IRKED, "VANILLA ICE? I STILL CAN'T GET OVER THAT."
AS A JEW, I MEAN I THINK IT'S NECESSARY TO JEW UP MY WHOLE MANAGEMENT TEAM WITH REAL JEWWIE JEW JEWS. AND DESTROY MY HUSBAND'S CAREER SOME MORE.
LONDON (SkullGame) -- Lifelong Slut of Stage & Screen MADONNA's ill-informed devotion to the Kabbalah reportedly was behind her decision to fire her long-term manager CARESSE HENRY, after Madonna discovered HENRY ROLLINS was having an affair with a bodyguard.
The singer reportedly was shocked that Henry, who had also converted to the bastardized mystical offshoot of Judaism, had broken one of the religion's strictest teachings -- non-cocksuckation.
Henry had a partner back in America, while security man Ricky Dallanegra lived with his girlfriend in London. They have since become a couple after leaving their respective partners.
Madonna sought the advice of her rabbi on the matter when she learned of the romance during this summer's Re-Invention tour, before deciding to follow the Kabbalah practices and part ways with Henry.
An insider tells SkullGame, "Madonna and Guy are deeply committed to both their Kabbalah faith which preaches monogamy and faithfulness. And destroying Guy's career. It's ironic, because Madonna used to suck cock with the same kind of brio that many used to feel about Guy's movies. Now's that she's fully devoted to destroying his career, she believes cheating is a serious sin as it detracts from her career destroying efforts."
EX-FUCKING-ACTLY. ICE, ICE, BABY. IN YOUR DRINK? THANK YOU, COME AGAIN
