A GERMAN man went insane after hearing screams from a 'Miss Whiplash' parlor, and ended up being lashed for free by the fuming fraulein. Markus Koenig, 22, from Nuremburg, said his life has been 'destroyed' since a dominatrix moved into the empty hairdressing salon next to his flat to inflict her nightly punishments on clients. So he armed himself with an air pistol and a set of kung-fu nunchakus for a showdown. But a 6ft 6in muscle-bound pimp called Ali greeted him at the door, broke his martial arts weapon and told him: 'You are too small to play in here.''