Lady Liberty says: "Thanks a whole goddamned lot America. Thanks a whole goddamned lot."
THE PARTS ABOUT FREEDOM & JUSTICE? YEAH. WE REPLACED THAT. WITH? OH, OUR LOADS FOR LIBERTY PROGRAM! BON APPETIT!!!
FUHRER JOHNGEORGE KERRYBUSH ABOLISHES EVERYTHING. BUT JESUS. AND CASH. AND SWASTIKAS. NATION BAFFLED.
CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. GOLF. TAKE NAP.
THE REICHSTAG (SkullGame) -- In an acceptance speech sure to go down in the annals of an as of yet unrecorded history of greatness, FUHRER KERRYBUSH, vowed to give America the enema it's long been deserving.
"In ze all of America," said Kerrybush inexplicably using a fake German accent. "Die Leute will now officially wear their underwear outside their pants. The official language iz now Swedish. And all children under 12 are now 12."
When a pundit pointed out that his speech was lifted nearly in total from the WOODY ALLEN movie BANANAS, Kerrybush smiled and asked, "Isn't he a Jew?"
AMERICA GETS READY FOR A NEW ROUND OF KEISTERNOMICS
KERRYBUSH & THE MISLED: ALONE AGAIN. NATURALLY.
THE BUNKER (SkullGame) -- Now that the hoopla and hollering has stopped Kerrybush has gotten down to the real business of governance: Keisternomics.
According to economist MILTON FRIEDMAN, Keisternomics is the theory that controls the placement of long, hard government projections into the annuities of the American public.
"It's about the most sound of economic theories," said Friedman while clearly being menaced by Kerrybush. "I think the following photo essay shows that," he wanly gestured to the following photo of yet another American citizen receiving the full benefit of The Fourth Reich.
THE FUHRER HAS FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE MY DOLLAR GO A LOT FURTHER
JOIN THE PARTY AS SKULLGAME CELEBRATES A RETURN TO A NEW BRUTALITY
A FRIENDLY AND COMPLIANT CITZENRY GAILY FESTOONED WITH HIS & HER PARTY SIGNS.
HERS: I FULLY SUPPORT KEISTERNOMICS.
HIS: I'D LIKE TO HELP HER SUPPORT KEISTERNOMICS BUT LUCKY FOR ME DER FUHRER DOES IT FOR ME.