XXX PROPOSAL

A MIND-NUMBING SITE FOR SORE EYES: SIMOLIAN SLUTS!!!

Of course it's a fucking set up. Like reality TV ain't really real ("wha? JESSICA SIMPSON is not really a dumbshit?!?!?" Relax. That part's for real), this XXX PROPOSAL thing, wherein a dude gets a $1000 for watching his girl take strange salami, IS a set up. But unlike "reality" TV where the set up, the con, is fucking total, here at XXX Proposals the real gems are the ones that clearly ARE NOT set ups.

I'M GONNA MAKE SOME MONEY, I'M GONNA MAKE SOME MONEY...

You know what we mean. The occasional Fly Guys who knew someone who joked "hey, whyn't you and your girl make a cool G?" And Mr. Too Cool For School thought it'd be fine. Just fine.

And then, burned into his memory for the rest of eternity where it'll be repeated ad humiliatium: his girl gobbling A BIG FAT LOAD that's not his.

Genius.

...THE HAAAARRRRDDDD WAY....

See in the Pro Players Handbook of Life, this move is reserved for the few, the special, the MEN. It says it right up front. And so when these imposters to the throne watch, in slow dawning horror, the fullest extension of the sin of their wage, well, it is a thing of beauty.

Foolish men that you are, you should not weep, but should instead count your blessings: all 1000 of them.