JIFFY LUBE? YOU GODDAMNED RIGHT IT IS.

OH R2D2, YOU'RE SO...SO...THOROUGH. AND HERE WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY...

It's like getting fucked by your blender... but different. Wait, correction. It's exactly like getting fucked by your blender.

Fucking Machines is exactly what people with intimacy issues are in need of. Nothing says I love you like the sound of a Cake Mixer...God, I love to lick the bowl.

Anyhow, for those of you who get aroused at construction sites, bakeries and auto body shops we got a site that doesn't require you to imagine anything short of you, a hot chick and something mechanical you got laying around in your basement or garage.

This one is definitely something to take a look at, if only to prove the VINNIE ROSE Theory of Negative Fascination. First MEATHOLES, now Fucking Machines: not quite as soul sucking and mentally disturbing but titillating in a creepy serial killer way. -- ITALIAN SAL