What's Round On The Ends & High In The Middle?

HI. MY NAME IS LUNA. AND I'VE COME TO FUCK UP YOUR WORLD!!!!!

You know how it is: a friend of yours buys a Volkswagen convertible in lime green with the little flower holder and all of a sudden all you're seeing are lime green Volkswagen convertibles with fucking flower holders. Like everywhere you look and, um...wait...you actually got friends like that?

Yo. Did you actually KNOW you were gay before we just told you just now? Or have you been too fucking busy, what with all of that gallivanting around town in the automotive equivalent of suede loafers, to notice?

Don't answer that.

Anyways, MR. D. SANCHEZ has concocted a surefire cure for The Gay: it's this fucking site. Now it could be that we're banging a broad that fits this bill to an hourglass fucking T right now and that's why we like it so much. Or it could be the whole lime green thing. We don't know.

What we do know is that this site will cause you to neglect personal hygiene. It will cause you to be indiscriminately cruel to flat-chested women. It will cause you to, and pay close attention here, LOSE YOUR FUCKING JOB. It's that goddamned good.

Broads the way goddamned God intended them to be: at the fucking buffet table. Of your love. And coming back for seconds.

We are officially slayed now.