EBONY & IVORY: TOGETHER IN PERFECT FUCKING HARMONY.

YEAH. SHE'S WHITE. AND I BETCHA HE'S GOT A BLACK COCK. GENIUS.

At SKULLGAME there is little that concerns us as much as the happiness of Negroes. Our Head Negro in Charge (HNIC) of Antenna Retrieval, MR. CORNHOLIO, is a Negro. And we are very concerned when he is less than happy. Because when he's unhappy well, he steals. Nothing of any use mind you: staplers, pencils, shiny string. But we frequently find ourselves in desperate need of said staplers, pencils and shiny string. So this is fucked. So we want him to be as happy as he can possibly be and I think it can be said without hesitation that very little makes him as happy as a fresh brand spanking new White Girl.

Yes, he's been hankering to own his very own White Girl for awhile now. Not a White Girl what like the kind that work for him. Those are ho's. No, he's been dropping hints that what he'd really like for his birthday is a nice White Girl. Preferably with big tay tays. Norwegian, if this can be swung. A nice White Girl to bring him drinks with ice cubes in them. One that will inquire in dulcet tones about the nature of his antenna-wielding day. And then listen like she cares. One that will suck his Black Cock like his Black Cock was a fucking pickle. Oh, and one that likes long walks on the beach.

This is the kind of White Girl that he wants.

And god willing, we're gonna get one for him. Because we care that fucking much.