WHY THE FUCK YOU THINK THEY CALL IT A BRONX CHEER?

SHE SUCKS COCK. AND WANTS THE WORLD TO KNOW. AND NOW WE DO. THANK YOU.

Rob from BRONXTAILS thinks he's fucking dreaming. He thinks he's dreaming a dream that goes something like this: women call him to fuck in his films, men call him to fuck their women in his films, women call him to be fucked by HIM in his films.

And then he wakes the fuck up and he's in The Bronx and sitting on top of the tidiest fucking amateur fuck business anybody's ever seen. You see it's like this: his "dream," our fucking "fantasy," is really a "reality." Make that REALITY, without quotes.

Rob started five years ago on EBay and today "films a new film about once a month. We just did a gangbang video last weekend."

That ain't goddamned working and yet....he's made it work. Which is especially mystifying given that AMATEUR used to be the sole province of people who'd be better off never, ever, ever taking their clothes off in public again. But alas what a difference a half a decade has made in light of the Pornification of America.

Everybody wants to fuck on film. And after having done so find that the abstraction of having a nation SEE them do so is, if anything at all: fucking TITILLATING.

Translation: If there was ever a place you're likely to find films of your ex sucking off that Puerto Rican janitor, THIS is it, goddamn it.