THE BLACK VAGINA FINDER

HE CERTAINLY WILL.

So you got BILLY IDOL. ELVIS. And now MR. Motherfucking SKUNK RILEY.

They rode their sneers to fame, fortune and fucking. Except the first two lacked the stones to share their ass adventures with the rest of us. Call it modesty. Call it propriety. Call it the absence of a beefstick long enough to warrant it being shown to the world...but 26-year-old Skunk had a dream, like many of us, the dream of fucking every single woman in the world worth fucking...but unlike the rest of us he DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

He got some fool to pay to see him fuck white women. In this instance US. But, in case you missed it, his job is to fuck white women. When he rolls out of bed to go to work he rolls right back in bed to fuck. He fucks and fucks with no regard to nationality, creed or cash. He's been fucking for nine years and in that time has fucked over 1000 ho's.

He lists his sexual interests as FUCKIN'.

He sneers. And fucks. And fucking sneers while fucking.

You see a theme here?

Shit, he's the goddamned DON KING of fuckers and the patron saint of Florida poon and for this we salute him.

With asses green with envy.