Bukkake Versus Bukowski: Read And Discuss

HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. ME? OH, I'M ON MY WAY TO BUKKAKE-VILLE

His voice drops into kind of a wistful whisper as we watch the video clip of master blaster MR. PETER NORTH spraying a nation of ulysses across the upper lip and brow of a beautiful broad who is clearly as excited about the turn of the day's events as we are.

"I, I've never done that." And there it was. A glimpse into the cloistered reality of 95 percent of the men in America who want to rock the jiz fantastic but can't figure out how to even broach the topic.

Balance this against Vivian who's been asking me for bukkake videos for the last six months (always to be greeted with the same response, "why watch it when you can LIVE it, baby") and doesn't dare ask her old man for a spurt of sugared glory.

It's like some twisted goddamned gift of the Magi between those who want to do it and those who want it done...and in the middle, us confederacy of degenerates who almost never have sex withOUT doing this.

Why?

I HAVE ARRIVED!!!!

1) Because when we see our semen it's been a good day no matter what.
2) Because when her mouth is close to our cocks we know we're gonna soon be seeing semen.
3) Because only FIVE percent of the population with stones has the stones to pull this move (amateurs need not apply) anyways and for us fucking elitists this means something. And as a footnote to this any broad that can rock the rhubarb slide is worth her goddamned weight in gold.

And thusly, an entire website dedicated to it.

Life is beautiful.