Talking the Tranny Talk, While Walking the Tranny Walk

CLOSE ENOUGH.

You can break down SKULLGAME shit into some certain, very definable categories. Shit we tell you because we figure you'll want to know. Shit we tell you because we figure you'll need to know. And finally shit that we tell you because we want to fuck with your world.

Today we want to fuck with your world.

And it's not so much that there are MEN out there who have somehow figured to submerge, or so deeply repress, their homosexual urges that the most successful way to deal with it all is to start reading Cosmo, wearing dresses and getting their cocks cut off to trick dudes into fucking them.

No. That's not world-fuckworthy.

It's that they're taking voice lessons in order to more successfully do so.

Mull that shit over for a minute or two while everything just slips a skosh closer to totally fucking tumbling into the abyss, motherfucker: men who want to fuck you so badly that they'd go through all of this for the express purpose of juggling your joint.

Makes you feel like a man, don't it? No. Well have we got a website for you then.