Hot Bitches On Parade

YES. I'M GETTING READY FOR A MAGICAL EVENING OF MASTURBATION. WHY DO YOU ASK?

Yeah, sometimes it all starts to get to you. The rimjobs, the pop shots, the DPs, the pee pee, the ATMs and the 12 on 1's. You know what we mean: motherfucking sensation overload.

Or like that band SSD used to sing: HOW MUCH ART CAN YOU TAKE?

Fucking A right.

So it's for times precisely like this, when all you really want to do is have Calgon take you away, that they invented the HOTBOX. Or as we prefer to call it, the HOTFUCKINGBOX. Nice looking bitches and completely low octane set ups will have you drifting away on a dreamy cloud of milky masturbation. You know the kind: where you wake up a few hours later with your cock in a sock and a total inability to remember how it got there.

Yup. That's what this site is for. Tune in, jerk off, drop out. Sweet dreams.