With the recently returned ITALIAN SAL away in Fallujah and VINNIE ROSE away on vacation MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME was kept alive solely by the kindness of strangers who read the same jokes over and over again like they were going to suddenly get better. We salute you.
DON'T YOU GET IT, YOU STUPID ASS?!?! HE PUT HIS COCK IN THE SOUP!!!! WELL I GUESS WE JUST GOT DIFFERENT SENSES OF HUMOR THEN. ASSHOLE. JESUS H. CHRIST.
VINNIE'S ROSE'S VACATION: A MODEST PROPOSAL
WHERE HE HAD PLANNED TO GO: A WITNESS TO SLUTTERY
BAJA (SkullGame) -- It was recently reported today that SKULLGAME's VINNIE ROSE, whose erstwhile attempts at vacationing have been uncovered as mere red herrings for time well served, especially if by well served you mean fighting off anal rape.
WHERE HE WENT: MUCH STRONGER THAN HE LOOKS, CELLIE CALEB WAVING GOODBYE. WITH HIS TONGUE.
Citing precedent SkullGame Jihadist HABIB said "Vacation my fucking ass, what kind of vacation would a man like YOU go on? It sure as fuck wouldn't be to North Dakota, or even fucking Disneyland, and definitely not a cruise...oh wait. By vacation you meant traveling to the ends of the fucking earf [sic] for pussy. Well, then carry on."
But a visibly flustered Rose was quoted as saying, "sometimes a vacation is just a vacation and sometimes it's a little time off to fucking think at the WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR GODDAMNED PROBLEM? WILLOWS Rehab Center where I am glad to say that I've made a full recovery. Especially if by recovery you mean "a better plan to avoid detection and capture next time."
ITALIAN SAL RETURNS FROM FALLUJAH: ALIVE!!!
WE CAN PUT THE BUTTS IN THE SEATS. YOU WANT EYES, WE GOT EYES. AND A 10 PERCENT MARKET SHARE. CAN WE DEAL?
Arabian Peninsula (SkullGame) -- In an incredible confluence of radical religion, unique visitors and Internet beheadings the Islamist website AlAnsar, the authors of such award-winning content as the NICK BERG, PAUL JOHNSON and recently KIM SUN IL beheadings, will be stepping out on Easy Street with a financial first: their own Initial Public Offering (IPO).
IN A FINAL FLARE OF DEFIANCE DANIEL PEARL TOUTS A NIKE SALES CIRCULAR
Representatives of Internet powerhouses like AMAZON and EBay have been scouring trash strewn streets from Riyadh to Ramadi looking for someone, ANYONE to meet with. Desperate to place banner ads on the next Internet beheading, the digital behemoths are trying to pre-position themselves for the windfall of hits and subsequent ancillary cash streams that come with them when the next beheading hits the net like a head bouncing off the bottom of a dusty basket or garbage-strewn floor.
Subsequently, news of three Turkish workers kidnapped on Friday took the Nasdaq by storm fueling the electric dreams and aspirations of many a venture capitalist with a resounding: "You can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs."
Indeed.
SKULLGAME READERSHIP SAYS "FUCK GEOPOLITICAL HUMOR. GIVE US TITS. SPECIFICALLY MOLLY RINGWALD'S TITS."
COUNTDOWN TO THE ASHLEY TWINS' TITS: T MINUS THREE MORE BAD MOVIES AND COUNTING...
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- Because Pretty in Pink star MOLLY RINGWALD always seemed slightly retarded we, the SkullGame readership, rank seeing her nude up there with midgets and amputee porn. It is because of this that we read SkullGame. Not this other bullshit. But tits, tits, tits. And neo-nazi humor. And tits.
Thank you for taking the time to take the time.
Also, if you could, would you let everyone know that we largely feel the same way about CHRISTINA RICCI.
THANK GOD FOR SKULLGAME.
