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Well there are two ways you can go about getting your cock IN THE HOLE:

1) you can try your goddamned luck

or

2) you can pick up trannies

Which is exactly where your goddamned luck will get you.

So, in the name of full-blown scientific inquiry we actually signed on to this ADULT LINK DATE COCK IN THE HOLE ACTION website, or whatever the fuck it's called, using actual photos of people other than ourselves. People who were in total less handsome than our actual selves. You know to sort of approximate what'll happen when you do it and we got, in no fewer than a single day an offer to meet us. Us here being specifically a 28- year old man named Elmer J. Fudd. Who owns a mansion and a yacht. In no time at all we had sluts willing to come aboard our yacht specifically to be boarded.

This is what we call goddamned service with a smile. And no nasty tranny surprise.

So next time you find yourself, EDDIE MURPHY-like, juggling a pair of nuts that are not your own you'll have no one to blame but yourself.

Now go date wisely.