Welcome to Sanchez's Bait & Tackle Shoppe!

I GET TO FUCK THE SLLLLUUUTTT! I GET TO FUCK THE SLLLLUUUTTT!

Note: Reading any further MAY make you GAY. Caution is advised for all excepting those with very good senses of humor. Or those EXTREMELY secure in their masculinity. Or those EXTREMELY GAY.

There is such a thing at SKULLGAME as drawing the fucking short straw. And I, VINNIE FUCKING ROSE, have drawn it, largely because of ITALIAN SAL's gross dishonesty in making all my straws come up SAUSAGE.

Witness: The Bait Bus.

Premise: Um, well just like the BANG BUS.

Yup. Just like it.

Oh. I mean excepting one, well, one small thing. That thing being primarily that the woman who lures you INTO the fucking Bus disappears after you're blindfolded, leaving your poor, defenseless cock to fend for itself. Which in this instance means confusedly surrendering to the inexpert ministrations of a real man's man.

YES. THE FOOL. PRESENTLY THE HETERO-FOOL. GIVE IT A FEW MINUTES THOUGH.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Isn't that hilarious?

Yes. The absolute height of gaiety.

I'm calling a fucking cab.