California Pimping...On Such A Summer Day

I'M REALLY JUST A HUMBLE EARTH SCIENCES MAJOR. BUT I DO THIS BECAUSE I NEED MONEY FOR, UM, YOU KNOW, BOOKS. AND COKE.

Come on...sing along with me. Come on sing!!!!

P is for the Pussy that you gave me.
I is for the Itching that you gave me.
M is for the Money that you gave me.
P is for the Penis that I gave you.

And when you put them all together, well, you get motherfucking PIMP because that's who we are to you!!!

Now blow out the fucking candles, beeyatch.

While CALIFORNIA PIMP sounds like an oxymoron to end all oxymorons (look it up, moron), these motherfuckers know their way around a piece of pussy. And very specifically COLLEGE age pussy. Girls who, you sense, generally feel like they're TOO GOOD for an old school dicking down. In other words precisely the kind of girl you want to see getting dicked down.

Albeit there is a stunning lack of antenna play here. Remarkably little repeated demands for money. And not a whole lot of pimp-SLAPPING. This is more than made up for by getting to see sluts who sternly hoped their sluttishness would be a well kept secret.

Guess again, baby.

America, meet Daphne. She's a slut.

Daphne, meet America. We're amused.