SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

IN THE LITERARY WORLD WE CALL THIS FORESHADOWING

OK. Let's get over the grade school ew-factor. Let's get over the whole gay factor. Let's get over the whole two huge big giant hairy sweaty balls and cock on your girlfriend factor and just MOVEEEEE ahead...to the total genius that is TRANNY TRICK.

See the joke is Random Guy gets seduced by Beautiful Woman who, it is later revealed...that is much later...that is much too much later...is a Dude With Tits.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

GET IT?!?!? YOU FUCKING GET IT!?!?!

Yeah. Us neither.

So listen to Fucking McGruff the Crime Dog: if something seems too good to be true...it probably is...a Dude With Tits.