"I'm perfectly willing to KILL anybody who things they're tough."--VINNIE ROSE to his Ex's current sausage
HOW'S IT FEEL TO WAKE UP MORE THAN ONCE A DAY?
ABORTED DRUG BUY SOURS AN OTHERWISE EXCEPTIONAL DAY
GOAWAY MR. ROSE!!! WE HAVE NO HEROIN FOR YOU TODAYYYY....OH. GOD. I'M SOOOOO SLEEPY...
SAN FRANCISCO (SkullGame) -- Despite repeated calls to LUKE FORD'S Scott Fayner, MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME's VINNIE ROSE failed to score the requisite "supplies" for his "friend," as all of his usual connections came up dry and panic struck.
"It was fairly clear," opined unconcerned Senior Editor ITALIAN SAL, "that his enfeebled attempts to get Fayner on the phone to just 'chat' were as unbelievable as that 'friend' crap especially since as is well known: Vinnie Rose has no friends."
"Maybe I should just try again later," said a still hopeful Rose.
19 SUCK SLUTS AND THEIR SAUSAGE COUNTERPARTS RELEASED FROM HIV QUARANTINE
FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANK GOD ALMIGHTY WE'RE FREE TO LICK AS MUCH GENITALIA AS THE MARKET WILL BEAR AT LAST
SAN FERNANDO VALLEY (SkullGame) -- Nineteen adult movie performers have been removed from a voluntary quarantine list almost a month earlier than expected following an HIV outbreak that shook the multibillion dollar porn industry and halted most film production, it was announced yesterday.
While the release was not wholly unexpected the industry celebrated in the only way that they knew how: unbridled fucking and sucking.
Here's hoping for a rapid return to business as usual.
SLAPPY SIZEMORE VIOLATED PROBATION
OK...LISTEN KID. YOU TAKE THE BLUEPRINTS FOR MY WATERBED OVER TO THE POST OFFICE. THEY'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM
HOLLYWOOD (SkullGame) -- Controversial Hollywood slapper of the stage, screen and hallway closet TOM SIZEMORE has violated his probation terms imposed for abusing his former fiancee Heidi Fleiss, a prosecutor said Monday.
The actor, 42, allegedly tested "dirty" for methamphetamine in March, according to defense attorney Mark Werksman.
Sizemore was sentenced in October to six months behind bars on misdemeanor charges of harassing, annoying and physically abusing former Hollywood madam Fleiss during their two-year relationship.
While SKULLGAME expresses it's heartfelt sorrow for the Slappy's meth monkey we wondered if The Slapman might flow us his connect.
CRAZY BITCH MARIAH CAREY'S THIGHS FRIGHTEN
I'M WALKING MY DOG...WHY? WHY DO YOU ASK?
NEW YORK (SkullGame) -- Singer and ill-tempered and slatternly lunatic MARIAH CAREY has proved it takes more than showing a bit of flesh to woo a man during a recent night out, when the object of her affections ignored her raunchy advances.
The scantily clad pop star was partying with a female pal at New York's Marquee nightclub Tuesday, when she spotted a hunk in the crowd and "invited" him up to the VIP area to "hang" "out".
But, TOM CRUISE was left less than impressed when Carey suddenly decided to lift up her skirt to dazzle him with a flash of her bronzed and jellied thighs, thatchy bush, and her gaily decorated tampon string.
Without warning, CRUISE fled. When later reached for comment he said only "I'm NOT gay."
LUKE FORD'S SCOTT FAYNER FIGHTS WITH EX-WIFE TAYLOR RAIN
SHHH...WE'LL WAKE UP SCOTT!!!
SAN FERNANDO VALLEY (SkullGame) -- She, ill-advisedly, moves into the apartment upstairs post-divorce. She, of the urine mouth, fucks men upstairs. He, the addled Ex, spends sleepless night after sleepless night listening to her fuck her new meth connect. He gets enraged, throws her out.
The moral of this story: VINNIE ROSE needs drugs.
