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A PAINFULLY PREDICTABLE CHOICE, YES WE KNOW, BUT AS HO'S GO, THIS HO GOES...LIKE A TURBO VETTE. LIKE A SKANKY TURBO VETTE, YES, BUT A TURBO VETTE NONETHELESS

This is the way it goes: first you discover porn. Then from there, on to strip clubs. Just because you don't know any better. With all of that money wasted and all of your cocks STILL unsucked, well you might as well have been dating Mormons.

Then you wise up. You discover sluts. But they keep fucking your friends, giving you VD and getting pregnant. And that sucks.

Then you arrive at CHARLIE SHEEN, who when asked why he frequented whores said "I DON'T PAY THEM TO COME OVER...I PAY THEM TO LEAVE."

And so there it is. Even though more often than not they do what THEY want and not necessarily what YOU want (for this you need a pornSTAR), whores are great. Fuck them. We do.