http://www.boleespears.com/

FIRST ELVIS, THEN BRITNEY. BUT WORSE. MUCH, MUCH WORSE

We've seen them all. CRYSTAL SHIP, TED ZEPPELIN, EL VEZ and HOT FOR TEACHER. Yeah, this motleyed crew of near-nothings who ply their love of an artist into a career move as significant as going to your high school reunion everyday forever dressed as Weird Al Yankovic. You've seen them, you get it.

And though it, much like eating shit, might not be for you, you understand the desire to want to pay tribute to THE DOORS, LED ZEPPELIN, ELVIS or VAN HALEN.

And then there's this.

A BRITNEY SPEARS impersonator. With a cock.

What? JUDY GARLAND not good enough for you?

It's bad enough that she sucks but now that this most tenacious of breeds desperatus trannitus has gotten ahold of her, they will stain our lives for the rest of eternity.

We are so sorry.

Really.