TIT TERROR TORMENTS TOWN AND TOWNSHIP AS AMERICA RUNS SCARED

DISPLAYING A LONG STANDING INTEREST IN TIT TERRORISM, THE ERRANT SEX OFFENDER IN PUBLIC!!! AGAIN!!!!

WASHINGTON (SkullGame) -- JANET JACKSON'S name has been stricken from the official list of presenters for Sunday's Grammy Awards prior to her expected arrest and incarceration for a sex offense felony class C.

A source close to the production said that CBS and the Recording Academy were waiting for her to voluntarily bow out. If she doesn't, they will uninvite her, the source said, prior to noting "she...she should be killed. In public. With stones. Anything else and it'd be PATENTLY obvious that the terrorists have already won."

Before Jackson's Super Bowl appearance — in which Near-Negro JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE snatched off part of Jackson's S&M sex chest plate, revealing a tit clad only in a sun-shaped satanic “nipple shield” — she had been slated to introduce a Grammy tribute to Luther Vandross, who is recovering from a stroke and was quoted as saying "oh lordy, no. Couldn't be having titties all up in my face. A shock like that and I might just die."

In a related note, NBC cut from tonight's “ER” episode a shot of an exposed breast of an 80-year-old woman receiving emergency care, thank god. “ER” Executive Producer John Wells said, "ER's incidental exposure of an elderly woman's breast in the context of a medical trauma is not comparable.”

Yes. Yes it is.

HOWEVER THIS SLUT GETS OFF SCOTT FUCKING FREE?!?! STONE HER!!!

GROVEL BEFORE THE AWESOME CRUSHING MIGHT OF MY PUNANNY

CAILEY TAYLOR ALSO SHOULD DIE AS HER TITS POSE A GRAVE NATIONAL SECURITY RISK...THAT BEARS CLOSER EXAMINATION

FIVE FUCKING EASY PIECES WITH A TOTALLY UNREGENERATE SLUT!!!

SkullGame: Who do you dig working with the most?
CAILEY TAYLOR: DICK TRACY. He's my favorite. Mostly because he's got the perfect cock.
SG: Wasn't that me?
CT: Sorry honey.
SG: What's funnier: a midget or a monkey in a tuxedo?
CT: A midget in a tuxedo. How about that?
SG: We're asking the goddamned questions. Okay. How much would it cost for you to a scene with us?
CT: This is a trick question. Isn't it? Isn't it? [She looks desperately from ITALIAN SAL TO CORNHOLIO who are not smiling. No. Not at all.] I plead the 5th.
SG: Maxed out Visa or meth habit?
CT: Maxed out Visa!!!

DIANE KEATEN NOTIFIES THE WORLD OF HER INTENT TO HAVE THE TERROR CONTINUE

I'M OLD. AND MY TITS HATE YOU

HOLLYWOOD (SkullGame) -- In her movie, "Something's Gotta Give," Diane Keaton -- who's now 57 fucking years old, which is precisely just as old as that broad VINNIE ROSE just fucked when he thought we weren't in the office -- does her very first-ever nude scene. She was famous years ago as the one cast member of "Hair" who kept her clothes on, so when we asked her if she intended to continue her reign of breast-based terror this is what she said:

"Your idea about your body changes completely as you get older. Now I just see it as a body. It's not like this precious commodity that I have to hide because I'm like, Omigod, I don't want anyone ever to see me ever-ever, which I felt for about a bazillion years. But now I feel like, What's the difference? ... I still feel self-conscious, but I don't care about being in a movie and showing my naked body in a silly scene where I'm going "Wah! Nwah! Ahhh!" Who cares?"

We do. Now fucking stop it.