http://www.adult-babies.com/

"Babies are SOOOOO CUTTTEEEEE!!!!"

Yeah yeah yeah. Except when they're not. And they're not usually when they're fucking 35 years old and swinging a dingleberried derriere over a crap in a goddamned diaper.

That's right. There are times when THE MACK is a little less than the total and all-consuming goddamned way of life of lush leisure that it usually is. Times when MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME is a place to be feared. Times when you're forced to contemplate the existences of mamaluks so fucking bored with living in the most exciting fucking country in the Industrial World that the only way to slake their thirst for experience is to have hot bitches powder their asses, feed them, and wipe...their...ASSES?!?!

What? Wait? They do all that? Really? The hot bitches? No, seriously, really?

Ok.

THIS IS THE WORLD'S GREATEST WEB SITE.

We were just way out of whack with all of that other shit as we can, in fact, think of nothing cooler than having hot bitches feed us, while we crap our pants, and they massage a variety of antiseptic smelling lotions onto our "gentles."

Genius.