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What the fuck is wrong with people?

Wait, wait, wait, let's start that again, because, well perhaps I'm off base here.

Perhaps it's perfectly sensible to have your canine incisors ground into two sharp points. Perhaps. And perhaps it's perfectly sensible to embark on a steady regimen of drinking blood, blood and more blood. Perhaps. Perhaps it's like golf, but just a little different, what with all the skulking around shadowy places, sunglass wearing and penchant for black lacquer furniture.

Perhaps a few appearances on JENNY JONES makes you make some regrettable fucking lifestyle choices that will last a lifetime.

Perhaps. Perhaps if we play this fucking goth card we can get laid by like sensitive art broads who have a real affinity for the work of Edgar Allan Poe. Perhaps if we play this shit right we can ride right into any and all wide variety of suck jobs. Shit. We'd let some saucily pale piece of ass take a few pints of blood in exchange for us being able to drop a few CCs of spooge on them.

Hence: a re-evaluation.

This is the world's greatest fucking site for guys who want to fuck sensitive art bitches who like Bauhaus. BAR NONE!!!