LETTERS TO THE EDITOR: HOW THE HELL COULD YOU?
"I have enjoyed your fledgling little site only because my boyfriend thinks you're funny and sometimes I agree but this time you've gone too far. If I could unsubscribe you I would right now. There is NOTHING funny about your Hitler bumper sticker from yesterday.--A.A., New York
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HOLLYWOOD'S REVENGE: A LIGHTLY BROILED AHI STEAK SERVED COLD
Emboldened by ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER's stunning come from behind the make up trailer win in the historic California Recall election, a thundering herd of celebrities are suddenly seeing second acts in politics. In just the last few hours ADRIENNE BARBEAU, Erik Estrada, DARYL HANNAH, Ashton Keister, CARROT TOP, and Jack Black have all announced their collective intention to throw their peaked caps into the squared political circle and declare themselves candidates for just about any office "that the American public deems necessary to bestow [on us]."
SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES CARROT TOP
"I myself am running for Supreme Court," said Gay Porn Star and fluid-bonded life partner to soon-to-be-Secretary of Defense DEMI MOORE, Ashton Keister.
And speaking of DARYL HANNAH, whose cock did she suck to get into PLAYBOY anyway? Enquiring minds want to know right fucking now.
DRUG FREE AND LOVING IT, HAHAHAHAHAH. OH. NOTHING.
SECRETARY OF HOMOLAND SECURITY SIEGFRIED AND ROY BADLY WOUNDED IN TIGER MISHAP
IN HAPPIER DAYS: BEFORE ALL OF THE ATTEMPTED MURDER AND STUFF
CORNHOLIO SAYS WHAT?!?
LAS VEGAS (SkullGame)--The gay dude, after 40 years of fucking with them, finally got his ass munched by a tiger. No not the blonde-haired gay dude, the dark haired one. Hell yeah. That fucking tiger goes like this "bitch...hit me with the fucking mic?!? Well one monkey don't stop no show, so I was on his fruity tooty monkey ass like white on rice, jack and that was IT. Next show? Half past my balls." Then I see'd him high five the other tigers and that shit was it. Same thing, same thing happened to my cousin PAPO uptown. Kept a tiger in his apartment to fuck with them pit bulls and those things ain't no joke. Anyway I gotta get back to work. Pass me that car antenna would you?
QUOTABLE KOBE QUOTES
“I would never get into trouble like Mike Tyson”
PRO TEM ATTORNEY-AT-LAW IRON MICHAEL TYSONWITZ, "MY POINT EXACTLY: NO MAN IS SAFE FROM ANTI-ASS-FUCKING CRUSADERS!"
FROM CRIMINAL COURT TO THE BASKETBALL COURT
SKULLGAME (HONOLULU)—Accused Ass Fucking Maniac Kobe Bryant returned to the basketball court Saturday, admittedly out of shape from fucking so much Ass and scared about what lies ahead for his family as his sexual assault case proceeds and he contemplates the high probability of A-Block Ass Fucking at the Q [San Quentin].
After participating in a few drills with his ass-shielding Los Angeles Lakers teammates at training camp, the superstar guard said he considered not playing until his Ass Fucking case is settled.
"Basketball to me just took a back seat, man," Bryant said in his first public comments since July 18, the day he was charged with sexually assaulting a 19-year-old woman in the Ass in Eagle, Colo. “Back seat, “ he continued free associating. “Back door. He he. Ass Fucking.”
Surrounded by a throng of thong-wearing media types in a steamy, man-laden gym at the University of Hawaii, Bryant said he decided about a month ago that he would play, a decision supported by his cash-counting wife, Vanessa.
"You know, I have a job to do that won’t be sidetracked by all of my Ass Fucking," Bryant said, dressed in a gold practice jersey and purple shorts and with a towel around his neck.
"And this is my job and I’m coming back to work," he said. "My family and I, we've been dealing with this Ass Fucking thing for a while now, and we're going to continue to deal with it. I'm coming back to work and do what I do. Up to but presently excluding Ass Fucking. I mean with anyone but Vanessa."
I AM GUILTY OF NOTHING BUT LOVING, NOT POORLY, BUT UNWISELY. AND IN THE ASS.
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Posted by ANIMAL THUG on October 12, 2003 12:32 PM.
