http://www.tuckermax.com/

FUCKER TO THE MAX? WELL HE'S TRYING

I couldn't get ahold of tucker max for an interview so I went
ahead and did a website review. Now it took me 4 days to come up with jack
shit for this so I decided to pound some alcohol and just write in some sort
of incoherent manner and let you sort it out. I did the best I
could piecing it together but really how can you write about a character such
as TUCKER MAX without letting him just speak for himself. I guess consider
it a case of writer's block. But I've come to realize that when in the
presence of genius just shut the fuck up and let the genius do the talking,
ya know. So if you thought Mark Twain's life was cool (which you should
unless you are a complete fucking moron) you will love the surreal life of
Tucker Max. A man who lives by no bounderies, Tucker Max lives by one ethic:
get as drunk as humanly possible and see what happens. A guide everyone
should live by. FUCK responsibility and take everything that comes at
you with a grain of salt, or in Tucker's case 200 alcoholic beverages.

Tucker also happens to be a an insanely gifted writer, being able to
transform mundane circumstances into genius unconcious streams
of thought. Which are not only entertaining, but also TRUE believe it or
not. A life each and every one of you WISH you could live but don't have the
balls to do so. Tucker takes a no holds barred approach to life, which at
times will get him in trouble. Does he care? Fuck no. Putting "his art
before his cock" he will instigate certain situations only to make it
something worth writing about.

The only real way to see this man's genius is to go to his site and read
each and every last word he has ever written.

The moral of this story is, it can pay to be a total asshole.
not only that, broads will love you for it.--HABIB

ANSWER: NICE, GREEN MONEY