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You Say No, Your Pussy Says Yes: Legal Protections for those KOBE at heart

THE ARGENTINE CONSIDERS THE LEGALITIES BEHIND CONTRACTING YOUR PUSSY

THE ARGENTINE recently attended a soiree for drinkers of quality fortified malt beverages where he met and was taken with a young woman from Minneapolis. Always the diplomat, he invited the lady out to a show at one of the more distinguished venues in his fair City.

Things were going swimmingly, as they are wont to say, and THE ARGENTINE was very happy with the semaphore his new acquaintance was using. For example, as he was driving her to the show she played with his hair, a subtle flirtation that gentlemen everywhere can appreciate. There were also several unsolicited mentions of a blowjob. Less subtle, perhaps, but no less appreciated.

The evening wore on and THE ARGENTINE became more relaxed once it was clear that the woman was following in the footsteps of so many women travelers before her, to wit, sleeping around with questionable types such as he because nobody would ever fucking know back home.

IF SHE SCREWS ME, WILL SHE SUE ME?

Later that evening, a phone call was made to her friend, ostensibly to get directions to her house, but once these were obtained she decided that it was easier to just stay with THE ARGENTINE, the directions being somewhat confusing. Yes. Yes, of course. Safety first, after all. Best to get out from under this nasty looking summer sky.

But once back at The Embassy, the woman’s conscience began to rear its ugly, uninvited head. Guest visa denied! And as THE ARGENTINE is not in the habit of feeding his attorney’s children unless absolutely necessary, he let sleeping dogs lie, as it were. Arrangements were made to ‘just sleep’ together, tattoos were admired under the covers, an entanglement of limbs and somewhat inebriated sleep followed.

Several hours later, however, The Ambassador was roused from slumber with important news from the front. A woman’s prerogative! Or her pussy’s at any rate as it was grinding away on The Ambassador with a somnambulant fervor not to be ignored by this motherfucker. Always the host, THE ARGENTINE sleepily began to offer ministrations to the sleepwalking snatch, prompting parted legs and pleasurable little noises from his napping guest. But damn it all if the girl from Minneapolis didn’t wake up and weakly protest while simultaneously offering assistance in removing her Protestant white cotton.

"Do you want me to fuck you or not?" THE ARGENTINE testily inquired.

Now, women do not often hear THE ARGENTINE speak so brusquely between the sheets unless it has been specifically requested but in this instance he felt perfectly justified and, naturally, the answer was a resounding "Yes".

So, gentlemen… show the lady your best behavior. Remain persistent but courteous. Make your intentions clear and your will known. Always take a "No" with style. But if the Pussy says "Yes", explain politely to your guest that she is no longer required to offer any resistance. You have already given your RSVP to the petits-maîtres.