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Jesus Fucking Shit. I'm hopping around the office with all 5 knuckles jammed into my mouth right about now. Why? Well WIFEY, of course.

I mean never underestimate the transformative powers of a pair of big fucking titties. Too bad she only fucks Hubby. Too bad he wears those fucking Teva sandals that I hate so much. Too bad I'm not coming home to blow jobs and brandy every night.