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SARAH PALIN, POOLS, PRICKS & A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF THAT RHYMES WITH "RELIGIOUS LUNATIC"
"WHAT'S A VEEP DO ANYWAY?!?!" SARAH PALIN, APPARENTLY, DOING IT.
ALASKA (SkullGame) -- The Alaska governor, a shock choice by the elderly John McCain, 72, as his running "mate," was due to return to her remote home state province of TITTITONIA after the Republican convention but is now considered such a draw on the campaign trail that she is being kept at his "side" in swinger states.
HOWEVER, at the same time, Sexy Sarah Palin, 44, a governor for just 20 months, is being heavily insulated, hidden from the press to conceal that her interest in the Bible is only superseded by her interest in her lawfully married husband's johnson. Thus far, all her stump speeches have been from a teleprompter whereas McCain, Barack Obama and his running mate Joe Biden all speak extemporaneously, according to what the Trilateral Commission tells them to say. Palin was the only one of four candidates on the two presidential tickets not to appear on one of the Sunday political talk shows, which Republicans have derided as bastions of elite journalism that ordinary Americans in rusty tricks "what who we managed to hoodwink before," ignore.
Thus far, Mr McCain's surprise choice appears to be paying major dividends. A Zogby poll released on Sunday gave the McCain-Palin ticket a four-point lead while Mr McCain had a three-point lead in the Gallup daily tracking poll, which Mr Obama led by eight points last Tuesday. It was Mr McCain's best performance in the Gallup poll since March and in the RealClearPolitics overall poll of polls Mr Obama's advantage had narrowed to a statistically insignificant 0.8 per cent. Mr McCain's crowds have swelled from hundreds to several thousands, with most apparently there to see Palin, the religious whore.
SPEAKING OF FAGGOTS: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO REPUBLICAN SENATOR LARRY CRAIG.....
...REPUBLICAN SENATOR LARRY CRAIG, BATHROOM BLOWJOBBERY NOTWITHSTANDING, FIGHTING CHARGES OF FAGGOTRY LEVELED AT HIM BY HULK HOGAN, DONALD RUMSFELD, NATION, WHAT ON ACCOUNT OF HIM NOT EVER SUCKING COCK. MUCH. EVER. BEFORE. IF YOU DON'T COUNT THOSE FEW TIMES AT JFK. AND SFO. AND OF COURSE LAX. WHILE WAITING ON A FLIGHT TO CHG. WHICH YOU CAN'T REALLY COUNT SINCE THOSE COCKS FOUND HIM AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. AND BESIDES WHICH IF THE SENATOR IS DOING THE COCKSUCKING DOESN'T THAT MAKE THE OTHER GUY GAY?!?!?
WASHINGTON, D.C. (SkullGame) -- Not-Gay Republican Sen. LARRY CRAIG will file court documents today asking to withdraw his guilty plea to crawling under a bathroom stall for "hot, hot cock" in a sex sting that seems likely to end his career of crawling under bathroom stalls for "hot, hot cock," his attorney said.
Craig, an Idaho Republican, pleaded guilty from penis piracy in August to disorderly conduct following a sting operation in a men's bathroom at the Minneapolis airport designed to catch all and sundry like butt bandits.
He has said he regrets that decision, which he said he made hastily in the full post-coital blush of buggery, and without talking to an attorney who, it might even be said, possibly sported a "hot, hot cock." He said he was under stress of searching from stall to stall for cock and pleaded guilty only to put the matter BEHIND him.
Attorney William Martin said Sunday night that a request to withdraw that plea for penis would be filed Monday. "My job is to get him back to where he was before his rights to suck as much cock as is his wont were taken away," Martin said.
"Mmm, boy. He sure loves that cock," Martin said in his closing statement while shaking his head and making the universal jerk-off sign in the air.
JESSICA SIMPSON, IN A CURIOUS COINCIDENCE, ALSO WANTS TO VOMIT ON STAGE WHEN SHE'S ON STAGE.
"WHITE COURTESY LOAD FOR JESSICA SIMPSON
NASHVILLE (SkullGame) -- JESSICA SIMPSON was so nervous at a listening party for her new country music album, she warned guests she might vomit. The singer performed all the tracks from new LP "Do You Know" for 200 record industry figures at Nashville, Tenn.'s, Shermerhorn Symphony Center on Thursday. Guests subsequently warned the be-tittied Simpson that they, too, would be vomiting. In all likelihood. On conclusion of said "singing."
ALEC BALDWIN CALLED A NARCISSIST BY A NARCISSIST
NEW YORK (SkullGame) -- The creator of hit comedy "My Name Is Earl" has hit back at Alec Baldwin after the actor accused TV bosses of favoring the show over his own series "30 Rock." Baldwin recently launched a scathing attack on NBC, criticizing TV chiefs for giving extra help to shows including "Scrubs" and "My Name Is Earl," at the expense of his own TV comedy.
He said, "NBC hasn't done a thing to help this show ('30 Rock'). They've gone out of their way to wring the last drops out of 'My Name Is Earl' and 'Scrubs.' Those shows are done! They're cooked! Yet they do a one-hour episode of 'Earl.'"
And the star's comments have infuriated "My Name Is Earl" creator Greg Garcia, who has fired back, labeling Baldwin "unlikable" and "distasteful. Nothing at all like me."
He also refers to Baldwin's 2007 scandal over a leaked phone message to his 11-year-old daughter Ireland -- in which he called the youngster a "thoughtless little pig" -- insisting the incident may have effected "30 Rock's" ratings.
He tells New York Post gossip column Page Six, "(Baldwin) sounds like a psychotic narcissist. Instead of blaming NBC, I think Alec should consider that some people in America may not want to watch a man who cusses out his own 11-year-old daughter on a phone message. No. They want to watch MY show. The show that I-I-I-me-me-me worked on because I am such a funny fun fun guy. Who only occasionally eats cock, while besmirching a great goddamned American icon like Alec Baldwin."
