I GOT AN "A"!!!

YEARS OF PASSING DRUG TESTS GIVES YOU THE EDGE!!!

For absolutely NO goddamned REASON AT ALL...no reason like pending legal entanglements possibly connected to a, um, variety of charges...we at SKULLGAME, in bringing you the news that you can use about all manner of things you might abuse, or use, has decided in a fully RANDOM fashion to supply you, or anybody with computer privileges in lock up named ADAM PAUL, with information about a website that we have HEARD is good for giving you the info that you will need to get pass those unnecessarily intrusive and pesky Stalinesque drug tests.

What with their false positives and their tendency to point all kinds of crooked fingers in accusations of use, purchase with intent to sell, or possession of everything from meth, 'roids, downtown, weed, THIS site will help you help yourself protect your, um, civil RIGHTS and shit from unreasonable violations of your RIGHTS to huff, smoke, sniff, and otherwise enjoy your goddamned self like is your god-giving RIGHT as an American.

And the struggle for civil RIGHTS continues!!!

Because one day a little Black boy and a little White boy will concoct a scheme to run rivers of clean piss like glasses of orange juice up and through tubes taped to the thighs of defendants from sea to shining goddamned sea and we will know that it is, indeed, good.

Barring that? Well yeah, there IS this web site. Use wisely.