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UNTIL WE FIND THE SLAG IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT? I GUESS, US....
HEATH LEDGER'S LIKELY SUICIDE CAUSED, MORE THAN LIKELY, BY HAVING "KISSING ANOTHER DUDE" BE PART OF HIS JOB DESCRIPTION.
"HEATH? HEATH? IS IT TRUE THAT TO MOVE BEYOND THE TREMBLING SAUSAGE-BASED NIGHTMARES ESPECIALLY AS THEY CONNECT TO ANOTHER MAN'S LIPS ONTO YOUR OWN THAT YOU HAVE TAKEN TO CONSORTING WITH "WOMEN" LIKE MICHELE WILLIAMS WHO "CLAIMS" TO BE A "SUPERMODEL" BUT YET WHOM WE HAVE NEVER SEEN WORK, GIVING SPECIAL GANG HAND SIGNALS & WHEN ALL OF THOSE THINGS FAIL, KILLING YOURSELF?!? HUNH?!? SORRY?!? HUNH?!?"
HOLLYWOOD (SkullGame) -- HEATH LEDGER is dead? Who's that? He's Australian? And he's not gay? But he spent half the Chink's movie kissing another man? And he's dead? Heath Ledger? Who's that?
ELECTION PRIMER FOR PRICKS: OBAMANIA HITS THE HUSTINGS, PICKS UPS 3 MORE STATES WHILE HILLARY CRIES, THEN PEEKS BETWEEN HER FINGERS, THEN CRIES SOME MORE & WILL CONTINUE DOING SO UNTIL SOMEONE NOTICES.
WHAT REPUBLICANS SEE HAPPENING TO AMERICA IN THE NEXT FOUR YEARS
EVERYDAY. ALL THE TIME.
WHAT WILL ACTUALLY HAPPEN
NOT A GODDAMNED THING
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..."WHERE WE'VE BEEN JAMMING UP NEGROES FOR OVER 75 YEARS!"
