OUR TIT FETISH LEADS TO NOTHING BUT SORROW THIS WEEK.....

LIKE ANY GOAL PURSUED SINGLEMINDEDLY, THE END, ONCE REACHED, BETRAYS...YOUR LOAD & ALL ELSE THAT IS HOLY.

I don't know what the fuck happened. It's like one day you want a pastrami sandwich. And you actually HAVE a pastrami sandwich. One of them Jew ones from over on Houston St. And it doesn't disappoint, in fact it is the best fucking pastrami sandwich you've almost ever had. And for the next, ooo, 11 or 12 days this is all you fucking eat.

Until that one day when it finally dawns on you that, while it's no fault of the pastrami itself or even that Jew who served it to you, you are no burdened with the knowledge that only a fucking IDIOT would eat pastrami sandwiches 12 days in a row and you hate yourself for animal addictions to shit that just doesn't make any sense. And then you run out to Rivington Street, get yourself a Puerto Rican whore named Janet and get her to suck you off in the park right before you get a few rocks of crack and...

I digress.

The point here though is that our recent monomaniacal love of large mammaries has LED TO THIS....the world's SHITTIEST SHIT FOR BUSTY BITCHES.

Oh. Yes. DANNI who sponsors this site is a genius, drives a double R [a Rolls and a Royce], and has the best looking bitches EVER but there's a reason for that: she does not in any way, shape or form insist that they fraternize with A COCK anywhere on any of this fucking thing.

DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS?

If you're one of those guys who trembles at the mere site of another sausage than this site, though you've missed out on the main fucking point of porn, is JUST FOR YOU.

For the rest of us, those of us who laud the COCK and the WORK IT DOES, this site is a bitter, bitter, mocking, and bitter disappointment.

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!!