Crosstown Ass Traffic

WHEN YOU COME TO A FOUR WAY INTERSECTION DO YOU A] STOP BEFORE PROCEEDING, 2] DEFER TO THE CAR ON YOUR RIGHT OR C3] FLOOR IT STRAIGHT TO ASSISTAN?

You ever wonder what Romanian ass fucking vids looked like?

Oh, OK, what about just ass fucking vids then? With Romanians doing the ass fucking?

How the hell should I know where Romania is? I think it's next to Beheadistan? Between Iran and Irate or something?

In any case, here it is: Raul Cristian, the newest director at the Evil Angel empire, got spied by Ass Master John Stagliano, pulled in and now vids that you can see online are also being pimped by Stags because of their winning formula of, um, fucking Romanian broads in the keister. The prime brand differentiator here between ASS TRAFFIC and say all the 10,000 rump riding sites is that Eastern European women fuck like their lives depended on it which, if you've ever been to Romania, is probably more true than not. More than that they look, we're quite sure, at least 10 times fucking better than the last 20 bar skags that wouldn't give you their phone numbers, and are here in glorious technicolor getting their asses drilled and drinking semen.

And Cristian, the Romanian superman, at his height was filming or producing 400 of these fucking scenes a year.

How many times did you get laid last year? Yeah. We thought so.

And while his MTV shit--super fast zooms in and out close ups--make us feel like we're high on crank and we're going to have fucking heart attacks [yeah. like], the whole big tittied-hot-Euro-bitch with a crank in her crapper is just something never gets old even if admittedly we'd only managed to watch this shit three minutes at a time.

Three minutes. Nap. Get sandwich. Beer.

Repeat.

Yeah. It's that cool.