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NAKED BROADS WITH ROCKS ON THEIR CHESTS TALKING ABOUT YOGA: WHY ACID IS BAD: REASON # 34.

If you're a drug user [JUDGE ROY BEAN] and you're desperately looking for a snappy comeback [ITALIAN SAL] to naysayers who say shit like "driving a schoolbus while high on crank is maybe not the best idea," [VINNIE ROSE] well then this site is for you [JUDGE ROY BEAN]. Designed as a "harm reduction" primer this guide, if you feel you can believe everything you read on the Internet [SKULLGAME], breaks it down like it should be broken down: verse and chapter.

THRILL to what exactly your favorite drug [THEM ALL] is doing to your chromosomes.

CHILL to the precise dosages needed to chill out all those fucking buzzkill player haters who want to impress somebody with your spotty work attendance record [JUDGE ROY BEAN].

SPILL when asked what exactly which steroid does to the size, shape and consistency of your nuts after 12 months of continuous dosing [ITALIAN SAL].

THIS is the fucking place to be when you're having more than one. Or 12. Or whatever-the-fuck-it's-none-of-their-goddamned-businesses.

Good reading for a long winter night...before you go out to cop.

Now if we only had the companion volume: WHERE TO GO TO COP, we'd be set with all the DMT anyone in the world could ever want to send to us here at VINNIE@SKULLGAME.COM.