30 minutes or you get the fucking for free!!!

"IT'S SO NICE OF HIM TO HANG AROUND WHILE I FINISH EATING...."

I used to have a busdriver back in Brooklyn when I was a kid, name of Mr. Pete. Now having Mr. Pete for a bus driver was like having Popeye for a teacher and one of Mr. Pete's favorite Mr. Pete-isms was the always good for a laugh..."who the hell do you think you're fooling with THAT?!?!?"

He'd bust this loose at the slightest provocation for just about anything, any transgression or just to punctuate a sentence. It is in that spirit that we stumbled across what is for sure fucking going to be our newest favorite web site since it's entire premise is predicated on both the answering and asking of the above Mr. Pete-based query:

Who the hell do you think you're fooling with that?

Answer: EVERYONE.

Or at least everyone who, though they weigh 115 pounds, seem to all have a similar hankering for midday pizza wherein, instead of the hurried hand off of cash to a stoned pimple-faced felon who quickly scurries off to get more stoned, gets a delivery guy who promptly delivers the pizza right to his lap on her couch and waits for her to "check" the "pizza" whereby she discovers he's rewarded her long wait with extra pepperoni. She's so "overjoyed" at the extra BONus meat that she gobbles it AND it's creamy surprise filling.

Who the hell do you think you're fooling with that?

Everyone who needs to be.

FOOTNOTE: Much, much, MUCH funnier if you are ALSO stoned.