Mom? Dad? This is Fontaine. My Friend.

...BECAUSE A LOAD IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE...

They THINK their site used to be controversial. Just because they named it MY DAUGHTER'S FUCKING A NIGGER. Ooooo....sooooo, controversial that they had to change the name to the more rap friendly MY DAUGHTER'S FUCKING A NIGGA. Which, perhaps if you were squinting, seems like it'd appeal to THE KIDS, a skosh more. But even here, not nearly safe enough from the PC police as one might assume, the tendrils of sensitivity have touched on the apparent ideal: MY DAUGHTER'S FUCKING A BLACK DUDE.

[As an editorial aside might we suggest the fully vetted MY DAUGHTER'S DANCING WITH A DARKIE?]

Whatever.

The whole specter of the plunder of white womanhood, amazing Negrotic cock-i-tude and cross generational paternal rage makes for a saucy bouillabaise of bones, loads and harmony just like we like it: with tears all around. Because whether or not you BUY the specific set up of this large-cockled Mudman dating some hardworking WW2 vet's slattern daughter or not, one thing remains true: the slut is indeed someone's daughter and she IS indeed banging a Blackie.

Perfect.