EVERY now and again the sheer think tank levels of industry brought to bear by members of the SkullGame's family can be fucking amazing and while YOZA has been remiss in the writing department as of late, his excuse, bursting as it is with the solid pride of bong-based accomplishment, tips its hat to his more inspired entrepreneurial ventures. In this instance: THE CHIN COCK. When multi-tasking is no longer an option? The Chin Cock. It'll smooth her out while it picks you up.
THE CHIN COCK: WHY PAY MORE?
CAROLINA PANTHERS' PROSTI..., ER, CHEERLEADERS JAILED FOR CRIMES AGAINST CARPETS
J'ACCUSE!!! THE MARAUDING LESBIANS POST THEIR TIMELY APPREHENSION BY SURPRISINGLY EAGER MEMBERS OF THE LOCAL GENDARMERIE
TAMPA (SkullGame) -- Two Carolina Panthers' prosti..., er, cheerleaders were charged after their arrest at a bar where flamingly homosexual or possibly very fat broad witnesses told police the women had sex in a restroom. Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday.
The gay-homo-fat-friendless-chick witnesses said the women were having sex in a stall with each other, angering gay-homo-fat-friendless-chick patrons waiting in line to get into the restroom at the club in the Channelside district.
The valiant Thomas was also charged with battery Sunday after allegedly striking an attacking and morbidly obese and possibly fag bar patron when she was leaving the restroom, then landed in even more bedeviling trouble after police said she gave officers a driver's license belonging to another Panthers prosti..., er, cheerleader who was not in Tampa.
Thomas, who made the trip to Florida for Sunday's game between the Panthers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was released from jail on $500 bail before police learned she was not the person she claimed to be. Providing police with a false name is a misdemeanor. However, Thomas was charged Monday with giving a false name and causing harm to another — a third-degree felony punishable by probation or a jail term of 1 to 5 years, said overweight lesbo police spokeswoman Laura McElroy.
Keathley, charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, was released on $750 bail about an hour before the Panthers played the Bucs at Raymond James Stadium. The cheerleaders were not in town to perform at the game.
ERIK EVERHARD: "FREE AT LAST...FROM SWEEPING, FREE AT LAST...FROM MINI-VAC'ING, THANK GOD ALMIGHTY I'M FREE AT LAST...FROM WHISK BROOMING!!!"
EMANCIPATED FROM THE JANITORIAL YOKE OF OPPRESSION AT RED LIGHT DISTRICT, ERIK EVERHARD HAS STRUCK OUT FOR THE GREENER, DEBRIS-LESS FIELDS OF EVIL ANGEL
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- Performer/director ERIK EVERHARD, tired of sweeping, cleaning and being the general janitorial factotum that he had been reduced to at Red Light District has developed an exclusive distribution deal with Evil Angel Productions that, it seems, involves lots of buffing, waxing and the infrequent use of RainX.
Effective immediately, Everhard's future productions will be distributed exclusively by Evil Angel, with the first movie slated for a February 2006 release. Evil Angel owner John Stagliano has a great admiration for Everhard. "Eric is a hard-working good guy who I want to have at my company. He is a great performer and a uniquely talented director. Gonzo is all about personality. Eric has an intense sexual persona that is at the same time likable. And I have been impressed by how hard he has worked to make the tease better in his scenes. He genuinely loves porn and has the talent to deliver the goods. I expect great things from him in the future. Especially and including the elbow grease I expect him to apply to the clear and present detailing of my Benz."
Starting as a performer in the adult business in April 1998, Erik made the transition to director with Anabolic, and in 2003 transferred to Red Light District, directing a total of approximately 35 videos. And sweeping a lot of floors. A whoooolllle lot of floors.
NEWSFLASH: WOMAN KILLS SON FOR LISTENING TO GAY HOMOSEXUAL FAG BOY LOVER ELTON JOHN
ELTON JOHN & THE RETARD. THE RETARD IS THE ONE ON THE LEFT.
LONDON (SkullGame) -- Britain’s papers have been full of the sad tale of a mother who murdered her Down's Syndrome son, after caring for him full-time for 36 years. So what was the final straw for the
exasperated mother?
"Patrick had spent the entire day listening to the same Elton John CD, shouting the word 'Elton' repeatedly."
I. SCOOTER LEWIS LIBBY WRITES PORN POTBOILER & EXPECTS NO ONE AT ALL TO MAKE THE CONNECTION TO GOEBBELS' ROMAN A CLEF NOVEL MICHAEL; AND THEN HE'S INDICTED.
HE'S THE KING OF THE JAP GIRL RAPED BY BEARS WORLD, MA!!!
WASHINGTON, D.C. (SkullGame) -- If Dick Cheney's righthand man Scooter Libby is convicted of lying to federal investigators, it's nice to know he's got a literary career to fall back on. In 1996 Scooter wrote a novel, The Apprentice. Set in a remote Japanese province in 1903, the book tells the tale of Setsuo, a virgin innkeeper. Young girls also get raped by bears, or fucked by their uncles, and people have sex with deer.
"At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest."
Perfect.
AND IN MORE I. SCOOTER LEWIS LIBBY NEWS: DOGFUCKING NEWFLASH!!!
THE FISH, THE MAN, AND THE DOG. 'NUFF SAID.
ENGLAND (SkullGame) -- Huddersfield man Martin Hoyle was spotted by a passing motorist having sex with a Staffordshire bull terrier called Badger. Hoyle told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me. The dog pulled my trousers down."
