You've Got A Dirty, Dirty, DIRTY Secret

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FINALLY REALIZE THAT THE GHOSTBUSTERS WEREN'T REAL...

This may appear to be a bit out of the frame for us; as traditionally we focus this section on reviewing websites that offer fucking and/or fighting. Never in the history of SkullGame have we reviewed a messageboard, let alone a single “thread” or topic stemming from an online community of geeks and degenerates—but today these things change…

What is this?

This is our fucking style, that’s what this is. It’s almost as if this was forged solely for our viewing pleasure. Contrary to anyone’s opinion; THIS IS PORNOGRAPHY if we’ve ever encountered such. This doesn’t appeal to the pleasures of the flesh per se--as is our usual standby of diddling and dribbling--this appeals to the urges of our souls.

Long story short: one remarkably brilliant man musters the idea to allow people the opportunity to anonymously confess their dirtiest, darkest secrets and then posts them for the entire e-world’s voyeuristic pleasure.

What follows?

Literally hundreds of confessions to murder, rape, arson, bestiality, incest, lying, cheating, stealing, conspiracies to cause bodily harm and death to family members, thoughts of suicide, and even a “how-to” guide for extorting and blackmailing prostitutes and their clientele for enormous financial gain.

This is humanity at its’ absolute finest; an indulgence of our ultimate capabilities. A vantage point that allows us all to watch in simultaneous glee and horror as the next generation of Hell’s citizens are ushered in at rates that can only be described as alarming.

This is high art. -- JUDGE ROY BEAN