Piss My Pants Clothing?!?!

"PLEASURE IN PAIN" HER TATTOO SAYS. "LOADS HERE" HER TAYTAYS SAY. HMM...WHO TO BELIEVE? WHO TO BELIEVE?

Oh sure. It's eassssssyyyy to scoff at the fetishes that AIN'T yours.

Hahah....look at those fucking piss drinkers over there? Jesus H. Christ....Did you see those old hogs on that old hog lovers site? Wait a minute, you say he actually LIKES Japanese girl vomit?

Yea, and lo, tis a veritable cavalcade of comedy when YOU don't get a rise outta bitches with bad teeth or whatever the fuck it is raising the tent of the cat one box over who you largely hold in homofied esteem. Because that's really the secret undercurrent of all of this judgement passing: those guys are

1) fucking fags,
2) fucking nuts,
3) fucking nutty fags or faggy nuts, or
4) gay.

Until you find yourself perusing a site like Rubber Dolls and then you realize that YOU are one of those guys because suddenly well-turned sluts in skintight skin painted all variety of garish color with their asses arched in the air and digits dug deep into dungholes has caused you to think things like "Perhaps I was too hasty in sending Paula packing. What with her collection of latex outfits and giant fake titties. Perhaps. Just perhaps."

And that's the scoop/scam here (because they all have one...every, single fucking one of these sites): despite all the window dressing these are just the new sluts, same as the old sluts. Which just leaves you with some sort of weird attraction to some sort of outre fashion angle.

Which makes you gay.

Which I'll worry about later.

Later = after yet as many blown loads as there are hours in the day.

Thank you very fucking much. Mistress Ziploc.