I'm "Gothic". And A "Slut"! Get It?!?

"ARE YOU FRIGHTENED?!? ARE YOU SCARED THAT MY PARENTS PAID FOR YEARS OF STUDY ON ENGLISH CLASSICISTS & NOW YOU MUST WATCH ME CHOMP CHOAD?!? WELL YOU SHOULD BE!!!"

We love art school. About almost as much as we love art students. But if there's one thing we love even more than art school and the students that fritter their parent's money away there (because face it: no one EVER pays for art school themselves), it's the cat who ran the "you doing porn is a POWERFUL 'statement' against the prevailing orthodoxies and makes of the traditional forms of 'cock in mouth' or 'facial cum job' a biting and sardonic commentary on post-modern consumerist society" with a totally straight face.

We imagine him then sitting back, smiling, maybe a little sagely, a little knowingly, fingering his cigarette with black nail polished fingernails, while the girls, after a brief pause, go back to trying to look like they are dead and artistic and all.

Do we like to see tattooed, pierced chicks sporting tattoos, piercings, rubber fetish gear, green hair and dildos up their quims?

You bet we do. In fact, we look FORWARD to it.

Yup. Almost as much as we look forward to seeing them turn into 46-year-old soccer moms waddling through the checkout line in house shoes with a grocery cart full of chocolates and Pampers.

Seeeexxxxyyyyy....