OOOOOHHHHH.....GOD.....NOOOOOOOO.....

YOU KNOW THAT SENSATION WHERE IT'S LIKE YOUR BALLS ARE BEING RUN OVER BY A BACKLOADER DRIVEN BY A COMPLETE HORROR CUNT? WELL, THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT. BUT, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE STILL "LOVES" YOU.

Everybody's got one.

No, not an asshole, or at least not nearly so, but in this instance, THAT ONE. You know exactly which one I'm talking about.

THAT ONE that

1) Fucked your best friend whilst simultaneously trying to convince you that it'd bring you two closer together.

2) Fucked your best friend whilst simultaneously trying to convince you that it'd bring you two closer together especially if you lent them a bunch of cash so that thems two could go to Cancun. Without you.

3) Crushed your soul into finely granulated pieces of dust not unlike all of your coke that she huffed whilst boning everybody. But you.

You see this here site, TAYLORBOW, which claims to be the ONLY Real Ex-Girlfriend Revenge site (pure unadulterated bullshit. That'd be SkullGame, Alex) does have the unique distinction of featuring broads that actually look like the coterie of cooch that we'd all claimed ruined our lives.

From Mary Lee to Paula to Cathy to...

...well the list is really endless and the presence here of their doppelgangers getting gangshanked is cold comfort for mens that are trying to think of all they can to keep from crying like little faggoty faggots who, goddamn it, should have known better.

Should have goddamned known better...

Ohhhh, God. I...I...I LOVE her.