How's About a Little Kish For Mom?

"MY DRINKING SPERM? S'NOT A PROBLEM. NOW NOT BEING TO FIND A DRINKIE POO?!? WELL THAT IS A FUCKING PROBLEM!!!"

Every neighborhood had one like every neighborhood had the guy who'd beat his wife and then sit on the hood of his car, no matter how cold it was, drinking beer outta a bag until the cops came.

Just like him there was always that one Mom who'd pay a little extra for you shoveling her walk or cleaning her drains or pumping her pipes or any half a dozen or so of household chores that sound suspiciously like sex acts. This was the kind of Mom that always smelled of cigarettes, booze and chewing gum and her wardrobe ran the gamut from housecoats to housecoats, all of them stained, and all open to reveal hysterectomy scars, and a niggardly tended snatch.

Well now there's a WHOLE fucking site devoted to her.

What makes it even better is that from all appearances not only are these like entire Potemkin villages full of aging whores but they all appear to be whole, entire Potemkin villages full of aging THIRD WORLD whores, specifically Russian or some such Eastern extraction. Whole villages of Moms that suck, fuck and drink to try to make it all go away.

Which it never will, what with it being filmed and streamed on the web continuously and all.

Genius. Motherfucking genius.