Cumgrrrrrrrrllllsss UNITE!!!

THAT AIN'T WORKING, THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT, TAKING LOADS ON THE CHIN ON THE MTV

"Have you been on an internet personals? Well then you better start because all I do is search them for SUPER freaks that love cum baths and invite them to my house. Check out how much these girls love to work the cum right out of my cock!!!"

Jesus Christ. They have got to be kidding us. Well, perhaps not. Perhaps if they appended to everyone of the above sentences the words "with $1000."

"Have you been on an internet personals...with $1000? Well then you better start, with $1000, because all I do is search them for SUPER freaks that love cum baths with $1000 and invite them to my house with $1000. Check out how much these $1000 girls love to work the cum right out of my cock!!! For $1000!!!!!"

Goddamned right.

"HAVING A GRAND OL' TIME...SEND MORE CASH..."