LOVERBOYS USA...

...AS IF THE BAND WASN'T ALREADY GAY ENOUGH

It's an increasingly bitter God that this day and time introduced me to LOVERBOYS USA. While a goodly number of these sites spring set ups on you that you KNOW are set ups (and the degree to which you're willing to enjoy them is largely aided and abetted by how cool the set ups are), here in ambles a fucking deal that defies the economics of set up.

A crowd full of fucking alcohol-crazed secretaries gobble huge jawfuls of gay man meat to the obvious enjoyment of onlookers and participants alike. What the fuck?!?! Did they pay EVERYBODY off?

Noooooo.

Ergo, no fucking set up.

Jesus. Being an oiled-down, well-muscled gay man has never been so good. Or wait a minute, so BAD, then it is here where aging secretary after maturing menopause-bound broad blow dudes named Bruce with serious cock-sucking fervor.

This site is great and evil genius.

Because while I'll watch any woman suck any cock just about anywhere over doing almost anything except having MY cock sucked it's about all I can take watching them suck the collected cocks of guys with names like RICKIE ROCKET and DIRK DIGGLER.

Jesus Christ.

OK. Now if I could just get me a fucking job app at LBUSA, I'd be set.

Yoo hoo, fellas!!!! Wait for me!!!!