WATER, WATER, EVERYWHERE

BUT NOT A GODDAMNED DROP TO DRINK

You remember when you were a kid? You'd be in your room listening to some music and your mom would come in and start saying shit like "that fucking music will make you crazy you asshole. Crazy like your GODDAMNED FATHER is crazy." And then remember when your Dad would run into the room and beat the crap out of her and then punch you in the nuts? Remember that? Screaming and crying until he screamed "if you don't fucking SHUT UP I'm going to burn this whole fucking house to the ground!!!!"?

Yeah. Good times. Good times.

Anyways, they might not have been right about much but one thing they were right about: that certain experiences in life can change you FOREVER if even indulged JUST ONCE. This site is such like an experience. And the way in which it will change you?

It will make you insane.

Because if you've gotten to the point where you've got a dungeon and a 300 gallon tank with cast iron straps on it and pulleys for your ho's AND you are no longer even interested in the ho's outside of seeing how they look when they're drowning, which is to say, almost dying?

Yup. You are stoned cold motherfucking crazier than a goddamned june bug.

Welcome to the club.