Welcome to the Golden Gargle

NICE TO MEET YOU VENUS. YOU SEEM LIKE A PRETTY, NICE NORMAL GIRL

Excuse me in advance if I tell some fucking tales outta school here.

The place: a trailer park where THE DOCTOR and I once lived.
The scene: some skag he's picked up.

The play, already in progress.

Skag: You know what I'd really like baby?

THE DOCTOR: What, baby?

Skag: For you to just, you know, PISS on me.

THE DOCTOR: WHAT?!?! ON MY BED?!?!

Curtain Closes.

THAT AIN'T WORKING, THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT, DRINKING THE PISS ON THE MTV

And so we are again, in yet another sunny place for shady people, blinking against the light of the day and the fucking reality that anything, if presented well, can encroach on what erotic is or could be. But you see we're different cats too...while we don't fetishize this shit, it doesn't come laden with a bunch of taboo for us either. Our considerations are like THE DOCTOR's, purely pragmatic.

So if naked, hot bitches (YES!!!) turn you on, and naked hot bitches with piss pouring out of their pieholes don't bother youse (NO!!!), check it out. However, be well advised: very FEW people outside of us, will ever understand. But don't worry, your secret's safe with us.